This was brought home
to me at the end of August when climbing out of the bath my newly
refurbished replacement hip 'popped', my right leg dropped eighteen
inches into the bath connected to my body only by skin and muscle and I
was left standing on my left leg in the bath while clinging on to the
taps with my left hand, trying to support my uncontrollable right leg
with my right hand in great pain bellowing at the top of my voice for
Lesley who was about to drive into Helensburgh on a shopping errand.

Ouch! Bet you're regretting twisting all those night's away now!

Gorgeous photo.