On Tuesday, 1 March 2016 14:47:28 UTC, N_Cook wrote:
Beeb metman mentioned it at lunchtime, but I was otherwise occupied, but
what in the next few days has enough umph to warrant a named storm?
nothing on
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/uk-storm-centre/storm-jake

With the OTT elf & safety UKMO, if someone farts they go looking to name it.