An Ulsterman reading the obits said,"I've never been able to understand
how people always die in alphabetical order.'

Why did the Ulsterman buy a black and white dog?
Because the licence was cheaper.

Four Ulstermen were killed drinking milk yesterday.
The cow fell over.

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