As the MO came under the military decafes ago. What exactly is the value of its climategate reserve? And if Boris the Daft get the go ahead to instil some good old fashioned Tory espirit with a first-strike how exactly will hokey sticks be used?

Already in peace time the weather forecasts based on ground stations is barely able to hold its place in forming forecasts with questionable data. How safe are we likely to be if there are reprisals from any survivors?