"Shaun Pudwell" wrote in message
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We are only interested if you can accurately predict a cold, snowy winter.

Shaun Pudwell.

"Richard Dixon" wrote in message
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"Col" wrote in
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I just hope you aren't a snow lover.........

If you're the aforementioned person in this thread, bored of this
country's
weather, you've already written off this winter because snowy periods in
this country are definitely "a thing of the past". Wait and see is what
I
say!

Cheers
Richard




I think Keith would be better suited over on TWO. They love ridiculous
forecast over there. Mind you it's not a particularly cold/snowy prediction,
so perhaps he's already been banned?

In fact the precision off his forecast reminds me of an old Soviet Union
joke.

A man needs a new car. He phones the State Lada Bureau. Eventually he gets
through.

Man "Good morning comrade I would like to order a new car how long would
that be please?"

State Lada car Lackey "Fours years time in1986"

Man " Four years time that's outrageous"

State Lada Man " You're lucky someone died and I was able to bring your
order forward by a year"

Man "Okay so 1986, what month would that be?"

State lada man "What month ! For gods sake,September okay"

Man " Ah. September what day and date?"

Very frustrated state lada man " What day and date!! The 24th on a Tuesday
if you really must know".

Man "Am or PM?"

State lada man, now totally exasperated.
"For gods sake man it's four years away, why is that so bloody important?"

Man "Oh well, its just that I've got a plumber coming that morning!"