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On Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:37:47 -0500, John Szalay
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Peter Hucker wrote in n.

You could not swim in water at 98.6. Your body would not be able to
lose ANY heat at all, and you would die.


Thats why I have my surfboard .

and if I can't surf why be in the water ?

....the seals are elsewhere and the sharks are hungry...? =}

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Peter Hucker wrote in n

Swimming is WORK, Surfing is Fun !

Doesn't surfing involve moving a bit?

Oh yes , movement, Judgement, and joy.

& I swim when I go body surfing.

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On Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:06:16 -0500, John Szalay
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Peter Hucker wrote in n

Swimming is WORK, Surfing is Fun !

Doesn't surfing involve moving a bit?

Oh yes , movement, Judgement, and joy.

& I swim when I go body surfing.

I do not understand why you refer to swimming as work.
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Think you're having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors. His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, dropped the stretcher and dumped the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...

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On Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:27:58 -0700, Bob
wrote:

On Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:37:47 -0500, John Szalay
wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote in n.

You could not swim in water at 98.6. Your body would not be able to
lose ANY heat at all, and you would die.


Thats why I have my surfboard .

and if I can't surf why be in the water ?

...the seals are elsewhere and the sharks are hungry...? =}

There must be an animal the sharks don't like. You could get an all
over body tattoo to look like one of those.
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The customer-service rep on duty for a car-rental company took
a call from a driver who needed a tow. He was stranded on a
busy highway, but he didn't know the make of the car he was
driving.

The customer-service rep asked for a more detailed description
beyond "a nice blue four-door."

After a long pause, the driver replied, "My car is the one on fire."