I picture this large, pimple faced woman, wearing lime green sweatpants
(stained with ice cream), an Ocean Pacific tee shirt (from 1984) and a Star
Wars cap. She has a large red nose, coke bottle glasses and teeth that are
stained **** yellow. Her face is unbalanced and unattractive, she has no
chin and a severe overbite. Her pores are large and she has a significant
amount of facial hair sprouting from her upper lip. She may even where a
nose ring, but that's far too frightening to consider at this point.