World Will Be Destroyed
 

wrote in message
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Doe to recent hurricanes, tornadoes, and other severe weather, the US
government can no longer assist those who suffer damage due to storms.
Because of this, and to prevent any more people from being harmed by
storms, the government, under the care of president George W. Bush has
decided that we must destroy the world using nuclear weaponry. All
nuclear weapons will be launched at exactly midnight GMT, on August
31, 2004. Please prepare for anhiliation.


..... but I just bought the DirectTV NFL season ticket - you think I can get
my money back??

World Will Be Destroyed
 

wrote in message
...
Doe to recent hurricanes, tornadoes, and other severe weather, the US
government can no longer assist those who suffer damage due to storms.
Because of this, and to prevent any more people from being harmed by
storms, the government, under the care of president George W. Bush has
decided that we must destroy the world using nuclear weaponry. All
nuclear weapons will be launched at exactly midnight GMT, on August
31, 2004. Please prepare for anhiliation.


.... but I just bought the DirectTV NFL season ticket - you think I can
get
my money back??

LOL
Get your $219 and go buy a crap load of aluminum foil & Duct Tape
IMHO,
MJ