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Default most violent religion in th world

most violent religion in th world
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ah crap

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XTC
'senses working overtime'
+++


the deadly awards have come back


+++

c'mon ruthless

we ****ed up big time

+++

"that;s twice in th last five yrs"

"kuta religion has taken that title"

+++

it dont look good brother

on th plus side


"there's a plus side ?"

dr jadyn patel is tipped


to be running for india nd

they wont extradite him back to oz


"u sure of this ?"

+++
rehab
'it dont matter'
+++

we can hit him anyway black

"puts him in christopher skase territory"


"running from oz law"

"oz aboriginal law can reach out and kill im"



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so he can face th
witchdoctor curse a second time then


"we have precedents and"

"too many oz ppl upset"



is that th criteria ?

'is why we usually kill"


+++

slimy ****

+++

we might get another shot at ya dr death

fallin into our hands

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oasis
'****ing in the bushes'
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kuta th religion
passed over


yr death sentence
when we asked for ya to bee whacked and


went and got dr azahari
bomb maker of

the first kuta beach attacks instead
twelve days after our curse we got im


if you dont come back to oz white man;s justice
i've got free reign


and i'll get u too

+++


we wont point th bone of death at

dr death this time


that;s just wot oz


is screamin at me

yr name is

+++
peter gabriel
'steam'
+++

next time

i point th bone of death at you ****
i wont tell it immediately afterward

but there two
dr deaths

u deserve our best
seven day service

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i dunno pope benedict

my religion is


tens of thousands of yrs old

australian aboriginal witchdoctor religion

+++

oldest religion on th earth and

two yrs on th trot


deadliest on th planet


+++


th old tribal ghosts have had their meeting

+++
preset studio keepers
'come together(halen)
+++

i dont agree with you benedict

when ppl kill aussies


kuta

strikes back



kuta can live with

one hundred thousand dead


in collateral damage

+++

they shouldnt have declared war

on all other religions


we joined th war on terror

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jewel
'the new wild west'
+++

not that we had a choice


ya killed five aussies and


kuta is onth record we said

we wouldnt jump th gun if ya did it again so


we waited seven days and

put a kuta death curse


on th islamic terorist ****s

the very soul of the problem pls kuta



less than half a day before


northern pakistan and


most of that part of th world


started shimmyin and shakin

it was a ****in big earthquake wasnt it

+++

i do my
job


much th same as way
as my ancestors

have done
over th last


fifty thousand
years

in this land of oz

+++


my frazer island tribe

largest sand island in th world



are all dead

i live on th big island and


i watch over all aussies safety

+++
marilyn manson
'tainted love'
+++

our religion has always been violent

with one twist


we ask th land

to do our killing


and not children

with bombs on their backs


and because our religion is real

most of th time


th ppl we ask to die

are killed


not th instrument that

takes yr life


that's in god's hands

+++

our god works for a living

+++

has never ever ****ing died

and whose magic is as potent today


as it was

fifty thousand yrs ago


and if that makes kuta

the most violent religion on earth


then so bee it

+++
tenacious d
'hard ****ing'
+++

dont kill aussies

and


dont harbour ppl

who kill aussies


sometimes

our religion


let's go with a big one

+++
travis
'why does it always rain on me'
+++

i said

throw usamas body out into th street


u didnt comply

+++

kuta is tryin to decide


whether we go proactive again




last time we did

it was cause


they took out fifty odd aussies

at kuta beach


+++

i am kutaman

most lethal witchdoctor

my country has ever produced

+++

my kills are in

newsnet servers

+++
violent femmes
'i held her in my arms'
+++


like a lot of
underground folk

kuta
th online magic religion from down under


lives in multiple rotating newsgroups


no-one owns

th territory in newsnet

+++


th old ghosts have given us th
deadly award for

2004 for th aceh tsunami

and

2005 for th pakistan earthquake

+++
incubus
'drive'
+++


2006

i'm runnin low on kills



i wont crack a hundred thousand this yr if i

lose th will to do it

+++

yr a hard religion to work for kuta

+++

a hitman would really just like to retire and


watch th ghosts of his victims


"when th guilt hits him hard"

+++
tism
'i'm on the drug'
+++


i'm on th drug that killed river phoenix - first lyric

+++

least i didnt throw pointers at yr death man

always implicated when ya

predict ppl's deaths


black magic

"black's magic"


hey i'm in here too

+++

cant reallyand truly


be psychic and see

someone's death



unless yr partly wishin em dead

+++
budgie
'Napoleon Bona- Part One / Napoleon Bona- Part Two'
+++


not hollywood's version of

foretelling th future


sorry

hollywood's fake


we're real

+++

and if i
think of

YOU


liek napoleon did

of his enemies



gunna feed u to my pussiecats

usually die


seven days later

+++


extra special for an australian witchdoctor


to have th indonesian police


do his killing


make an old tribal elder hitman

****in smile

+++

coudnt believe it
seven days have passed and

no dr death
dead

on th news on my television
has my god died ?

was sure as ****
i had a good feel about gettin th **** and

had to
wait

a further five days
agonising days


till
th news buleltincame along


bomb maker for th
first kuta beach attacks


th bad doctor
has had his head ventillated by th indonesian

police
why kuta u old bitch

it aint th right dr death but
i did say right after my death curse

but there are two of th ****s
i'll accept th delay and


profit by my experience

+++

was your dr death wasnt it kuta ?

+++

if this **** really
goes to ground in india

ruthless has okayed a hit

+++
violent femmes
'out the window'
+++

prefer u got on a plane to oz and
gave yrself up to th

australian police
sometimes my hits get a little

large

+++

i wont
wear huge collateral damage for u though man


i'm learnin how to write a good
death curse


just umm
dont stand too close to th guy for a while ok


+++

i claim christopher skase

as a kuta kill

+++
midnight oil
'short memory'
+++


i know
it was a long time ago

five yrs to be exact
but kuta was more concerned with

proving that
if you point th bone of death at

a miscreant
they died whether they knew about th curse or not

our ppl's religion is
real

and your history books
arent

+++

tellin th colonists kids in school

when th bad aboriginal witchdoctor

pointed th bone of death at somebody


they got sick


knowing of th curse

and withered away



it's sounds


logical but


it aint right

+++
gorillaz
'dare'
+++

of course th
witchdoctor may just be psychic and

a wicked ****

+++

our explorations in
magic

black and otherwise
lead us to believe

for every action
there is an equal and opposite reaction

the observer
always interferes with the experiment

+++

i dont read
readers comments

but i'm not immune to them

+++

most comments are made in yr mind anyway and

+++
good charlotte
'change'
+++

change constantly

+++

i am lost and see through - lyric

+++

one weird mob

+++

one species

+++

and if ya dont speak english

and dont wanna learn

and ya live on th main island of oz


**** off

+++


[deleted]


+++


my parents
natural and
adoptive
couldnt leave th migrant camp


till they could talk english

+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++

badly in th old man's case hey paulie

+++

"broken english is trying"

+++

i'm one of the real

wizard's of oz


and just liek when i

ride my extreme unicycle in th surf


i stick out a bit more than th rest

it's th land that's



magic

+++

ventilate my skull and
one of my oz brothers or sisters

will still kill u


my juju though

is probably big enough


to get ya without their help

+++
royksopp
'never trust your computer'(live)
+++

[removed this bit]

+++

kuta


ku ta


honey of th native australian



stingless



bee


+++

for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction

+++

12 days before

u bombed kuta beach


i rode my surf unicycle

over kuta

+++
kevin bloody wilson
sunday morning'
+++


kuta

mt coot tha


in queensland

australia

+++

rode over th whoel damned mountain

+++


got a spray can of white paint and


tagged th road



halfway up to th tv towers




kutaman beat


kuta


on a unicycle


and wrote the

date



th day

th month

th year



beside it there


next to th white line




far as i know

it's still readable today



and true to my
kadaitcha man

thousands of year old traditions


the kadaitcha man is so invisible

not one

tv journalist

drivin over it
on th way to and from work



in all those yrs


connected


date on ground
and kuta

written side by side and

two weeks before kuta beach bomb went off


+++
sister2sister
'what's a girl to do'
+++


keep killing ppl who kill


my fellow aussies


unrestrained

+++
jewel
'everybody needs someone sometime'
+++


Smiel

+++

kuta's

psychic killing mahcine


has been running online

for over five yrs




open

+++

no wonder ya call me ned kelly som

+++


bart simpson is right

u can do pretty much anything online

it aint th


real world

+++

oh psychic blog
that predicts
****'s

deaths


i got a bad case of
on purpose tourettes syndrome

makin a **** out of me

+++
t-rex
'telegram sam'
+++

ancient religion

most ancient

religion


on th planet



kuta

+++


th kuta volcano


the gap



was once known as

the devil's gap

+++


first time i heard this song

was on a ten acre farm



in the devil's gap

in th heart of kuta

+++

livin with a part aboriginal girl called

melinda

+++

got your te in spades didnt ya ?

+++

we had about seven relationships

still brings a smile to my face



listenin to this song

on an old


turntable

little brother had a bitch today about

havint o get me out of th bath


so his girlfriend could

use th farm toilet


but he was smiling when he said it


he too recalls


u livin with us at th farm and


i'd bee havin a bong

while havin a bath with u



and seven of our good friends and

party goers



sittin on th floor screamin at us

caue we were horny and
tryint o get em out of th ****in bathroom



well u liv ein a ****in party hosue ****s


gotta **** somehwere




hnad th bong back after she'd had a hit and

+++
violent femmes
'lies'
+++


screamin at em to **** off and leave us in peace for a bit

+++

they;d float out and

float back in for th next drug session


****in mad environment

+++

look

**** off ****s


i'm christening my new motorcycle


****in th missus on top of it



quiet melinda

i'm tellin em to **** off arent i


i know it's still daylight but




we never get to **** without someone bein present


cept when we sneak up th mountain on th 360 solo




so ya can spectate or

go back insid eor



wander somewher else on this here ten acres



ok ?

+++

bout half stayed and watched

about half left



normal humans

+++

we tripped

+++

**** did we trip


goldtops and blue meanies


and a weird purple shroom that

only kuta grows

+++
paul young
'love of the common people'
+++

bobbie had two cups

died at 32

+++

"when paul was young"

+++


in real life
is worse than big brother


in a party house
when you live in it

and it;s got a population
of a coupel hundred ppl

the peanut gallery
do commentary

while ya have sex

+++
supertramp
'the logical song'
+++

****in a chick
at the farm

with a fellow toecutter
one percenter motorcyclist

we got one each and

we'r ****in side by side and

we all finish up first time and

his climbs on topa me and
mine punches his in th face and

we kick back and
crack another timmie and [tinnie]


commentate on their cat fight

+++

we had some good times gooey

+++
mik
'blue revenge'
+++

we just got a letter
wonder who it's from


BOOM


lyric

hi mik

+++
george
'spawn'
+++

gooey was yr best mate too

+++

u made that sound file and


sent it to me

worried



u know damn well

u share witchdoctor kills for th huge wave

i threw at em for



darin to kill aussies at kuta beach

+++

we didnt understand wot we were doing


kuta's bidding


is my best guess

+++

the church of the cult of the dot

+++

boy did you grab us hard

+++

we all partook of th magic mushies at the farm mik

+++


call em magic mushies for a reason

+++

location location location

+++

the farm
crossed th creek

which marked the centreline of th volcano
we lived on th


fault

+++
pj harvey
'long snake moan'
+++


on th flaw in th rock
that runs down th creek

that runs thru kuta
little brother tells me

my mind is too mind****ed
that old bill


our oldmate who was th caretaker of th
dam

said th faultline also ran under the dam wall

+++


i was born
march 21


on th cusp of

water and fire

mik


was born

march 20

on the cusp of water and fire


i lived half my childhood on that banana farm
in queensland


on th ****in fault line

+++

a real farm


my stepfather was peasant

yugoslav stock


my mother

was dutch and
had maids growin up


we lived in a

brick and

half original farm house



house


surrounded by bananas
and


pigs
ducks

chickens

horses
cows

and all th snakes

+++
inxs
'new sensation'
+++

suburbia

on that side of th creek



rural rates and acreage


this side


one farm


on th other side of th road


seperating us from th

native bush


and th mountains

+++


twelve yrs th doctors said
have a sexchange paulie


and lop off yr
savages testicles


that ache every day

+++

i'm gettin a pharmaceutical allowance now
got paper in th mail today


i bitched in our meeting th other day

lady down th road gets valium for her pain


my testicles ache by th end of every day and

i gotta sedate em with pot and


unicycle then

till comfortable numb

+++
janes addiction
'jane says'(steel drums)
+++

janie

my 26



mountain unicycle


wants to go for a surf



tired body waitin for it to cool down and


bit later sweetheart

+++


shop'll bee shuttin soon


saw th time
7:37thanks janie

****in shop shuts at eight
gone surfin


..
..
..

made it

did remember th spare mp3 player battery tonight

no lights

no helmet

+++

unpause music:

to the store at eight - lyric

+++


thank you kuta

i made it in time


got tailor made smokes and


coffee and

milk



and eased out th sins of th day



a nice surf and

timely janie

+++

i smoek this here

green dried flowers

of th god weed
and contemplate

magic

+++

two k's to th next shop after eight and

i've had a big day


you know

walkin rooves

+++
pj harvey
'down by the water'
+++

no computer

way up high

+++

"fearless b man"
ruthless b man

+++

"toothless b man"

+++

no wi with my juju paulo

+++

"ruthless bee man"

yes kuta

+++

we abbreviate

+++

is just

kutaman

+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'under the bridge'
+++

"water fire"

+++

three thousand degrees from



ice


+++

thatls in free space man

hw does th at help me down here ?

+++

ok
where's th bong stoker ?

..
..
..

+++
the verve
'lucky man'
+++

stopped lookin for it
put my hand straight on it

+++

it's a gift

+++

to make up for my bad testicles

+++

big magic

cums at a price

+++

wot's th date paulo ?

"september 20 2006"

+++
city high
'why '
+++


"wot th computer said"
"why"

+++

"wot's in th bowl bitch ?"
marijuana

do u want some ?

..
..
..

+++

mellow is the man
..
..
..

ruthless b man

+++

p.s.

mungrels

i thought black was retired

+++
kevin bloody wilson
'country bumpkin'
+++

we still
livin on th edge

th city is

there



turn around and


cow paddock around th corner

+++
the offspring
'pretty fly'(for a white guy)
+++


hey paulie

even kuta is confused whether we black

or

white


"smie l"


even th old bugger ghosts are confused

"creature of balance"


"wot's their take ?"

we half and half

+++


"got th magic from th land"

+++

ancient gondwanaland

+++
queen
'bohemian rhapsody'
+++


is this the real life
it this just fantasy
caught in a landslide

first lyric

+++

truth is still running at

99%


i find it easier

to read th pages of my mind if i


fill it with facts

+++

my religion


is truth

+++

and liek any old time religion

big curses carry


biblical

proportions


here in the

stoners bible


of the religion of


kuta

+++

calling occupants of
interstellar craft

this planet has
psychic guardians


+++

earth border security


pls hold the line



here listen to this

whiel u wait

+++
david byrne
'like humans do'(radio edit)
+++





wot harms th earth
harms


oz
any thing

that harms oz is

a dead


thing

+++


009 doesnt need a gun and

i dont have


elmo's got a gun

in th playlist anymore


wot are you doing computer ?

++-+

i figure any alien i encounter

in my psychic probing of th heavens

+++
george
'******* son'
+++

has a fifty fifty

distribution of

good and evil


just liek us

+++

just liek us

bothers th **** out of me


when th wrong stars are overhead

janie beehaves differently


and leads me accordingly

+++

i ride a big wheel unicycle and
put smiles on dials

then go back to work
in th computer

killin ppl for a living

+++

wot it is to bee a
mechanic


it's gotta come out somewhere
for balance


and i got a quarter million
internet confirmed

kadaitcha man kills
as i

glide silently
in th dark

on one wheel

+++
noel gallagher
'stop crying your heart out'
+++


and th land talks to me

+++


as i surf


land



in all it;s many and

varied forms

+++


can i
ride my wheelchair


over all th obstacles
th environment

puts in my path



mostly


i can drop into a skatebowl


on a man;s bike

+++

just surfin th land man

goin where it takes me and


ridin this ****in huge


wave

+++

i couldnt whack so many ppl
without you


extreme unicycles

+++
nirvana
'oh, me'
+++


my psychic blog threw a date

september 28

+++


september 30


the gap bike shop


is holdin th inaugural

unicycle meeting


they reckon they;ve sold enough man;s bieks now




i quite often
am one day out





specially when th dateline
intervene

human time



but not generally


two days



changed my onlien name to


the unicycle man(one of many)


and stuck on it for longer than i usually use a


name



maybe

+++

i'm not 100 percent

+++

i'm not god

+++
ben cullum
'these are the days/i get a kick out of you'
+++

here in th psychic blog

a random number generator

subtitutes for god

tells us lots about the





uni verse


+++

spittin song titles and

apt little bits as i write


training my psychic gift

tryin to tame


th ****er


can i write


a decent clue in th last line or

memory segment



to th identity of th next song coming up

+++


twnety seconds before th songs change

i've stopped




i'm feeling th feeling

no


i've written th next clue



dont need to write any more

+++

operant conditioning the psychic gift


but

beware


+++
machine gun fellatio
'rollercoaster'
+++


i assert this document as truth
to my religion

kuta


+++

bee one hive

..
..
..


of


man

..
..
..


the stoners bible

+++
p.p.s.

ya doen with us kuta ?

me and black got **** to do

+++


oh and

love ya hard

+++
george
'special ones'

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"ruthless b man" wrote in message
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most violent religion in th world
+++

ah crap

+++
XTC



****************** cut ********************************
and ya-da-ya-da-ya-da.

People are violent - not necessarily religions.


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In article ,
"Alexmcw" wrote:

People are violent - not necessarily religions.



Most violence is learned... we are not born that way, its is given to us
from way back.

Religions are a powerful vehicle to transport the same said divisive
history to the present tense.

Violence can be "unlearned"... re-imprinted by various means, and we can
become "people" again, and not just intrinsically "violent people".

Just my 2 Cdn cents

Coffee in Washington
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Yes violence is learned and it is preached daily in
mosques worldwide and taught to the young in madrasas
each and every day. This has been going on for many
generations of Mohammedanists. Hate of non-believers is
a core value of Mohammedanism. They are dedicated to
world domination and the spreading of their belief
system and sharia law to everyone on the planet.

Sharia law under which women are treated like cattle,
decapitation, dismemberment and death by stoning are
the preferred penalties for trivial crimes. Honor
killings are encouraged and enforcers roam the streets
looking for infractions of sharia law; whip women who
dare to show any skin.

If you are a Mohammedanist then I offer you my
condolences; if not then beware.


Coffee in Madrid wrote:
In article ,
"Alexmcw" wrote:

People are violent - not necessarily religions.



Most violence is learned... we are not born that way, its is given to us
from way back.

Religions are a powerful vehicle to transport the same said divisive
history to the present tense.

Violence can be "unlearned"... re-imprinted by various means, and we can
become "people" again, and not just intrinsically "violent people".

Just my 2 Cdn cents

Coffee in Washington


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On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 21:49:51 GMT, Coffee in Madrid
wrote, quoted or indirectly quoted someone
who said :

People are violent - not necessarily religions.



Most violence is learned... we are not born that way, its is given to us
from way back.


A religion is a way of turning off natural mercy. Religion can
convince you that the most evil deeds are holy. We have to get rid of
it if we are to survive the next few centuries.

--
Canadian Mind Products, Roedy Green, http://mindprod.com
See links to the Lebanon photos that Google censored at
http://mindprod.com/politics/israel.html



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"Roedy Green" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 21:49:51 GMT, Coffee in Madrid
wrote, quoted or indirectly quoted someone
who said :

People are violent - not necessarily religions.



Most violence is learned... we are not born that way, its is given to us
from way back.


A religion is a way of turning off natural mercy. Religion can
convince you that the most evil deeds are holy. We have to get rid of
it if we are to survive the next few centuries.

--
Canadian Mind Products, Roedy Green, http://mindprod.com
See links to the Lebanon photos that Google censored at
http://mindprod.com/politics/israel.html


Everyone has some sort of religion. For some "sticks and stones may break
my bones but names will never hurt me." For some others sticks and stones
may break their bones but names will kill you - a form of un-sane behavior
wherein words (symbols) are evaluated (identified) as if they were real
actions (sticks and stones).




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