Anyone with a lot of patience here want a job?

Trawl through these links
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=eru...ient=firefox-a
and see when the serious eruptions got going. I want a date about
April or May but I can't remember when the wet weather started in the
UK. Hopefully we'll get a grip on the right one to watch out for as
the equinox approaches.

There doesn't seem to be any let up in the weather here so I suppose
that another major eruption or a superquake is on the cards, possibly
with a dangerous tidal wave.

I'm a bit miffed that my computer went on the blink again just when I
needed all the tabs I used to have open in Opera.

But not too upset as I have just invented a new dowsing tool.
Electronics enters wych craft as my e-rod proves itself infallible as
a pointer for meggaquakes.

PS
I got a leg cramp about 19:10 Sunday night British Summer Time. (I
think that that's 18:00 GMT.)

Boy am I a gift to mankind. Good job I'm insomniac isn't it. (BOY! am
I glad you don't know what's keeping me humble.)

Now where is that (NOAA?) Tornado warning page?