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Old February 6th 08, 08:32 AM posted to alt.talk.weather, sci.geo.earthquakes
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A revelation from Weatherlawyer, which God gave him, to show his
inferiors the things that must shortly take place.

And he got hold of an ephemeris from:
http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclips...se2001gmt.html
And presented its signs over the Internet, to Usenet, even to all the
things he saw.

Happy is he who reads and those who understand the words of this
prophecy, and who observe the things written in it; for the appointed
time is near.

To the Flaming Trolls in Sci.geo.earthquakes he said write:
These are the things that he says who holds the moon and stars in his
hand, he who walks in the midst of the idiots the

I know your deeds, and your work and indifference, and that you cannot
bear to be wrong and that you put those to the test who say they can
forecast but they can not and you found them liars.

You are a bloody nuisance and you have scorned my name and have not
grown a single brain cell between the lot of you. I hold this against
you, that you have left the love for honest enquiry you had at first.
(Ha!)

And to the to the regulars of Alt.talk.weather write:
Who?

And he went on to say:
I am talking to you, and I will remove your testicle from its place
unless you repent.

I know your blasphemy, those who say they themselves know a thing or
two, and yet they know not but are a bunch of *******.

Certainly unless you wake up, I shall **** all over you and you will
not know at all at what day it is nor when to get out of the rain.

Nevertheless, there are a few here that did not defile themselves and
they might learn a thing or two if they pull their fingers out. Let
the one who has an ear hear what the Weatherlawyer says to the lusers
that are worthy.

After these my previous posts, I saw and look; a sign opened in heaven
like a siren going off in my ears, calling to me, saying: What do you
think of this? I shall show you the things that must take place.

And look; a stone was in its position in heaven and three numbers
stamped on it. And the numbers that were stamped on it we

03:44; 03:34 and 03:31.

And I thought:
Funny, that's funny I thought, know what I mean? Funny?
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Old February 6th 08, 05:40 PM posted to alt.talk.weather,sci.geo.earthquakes
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"Weatherlawyer" wrote in message
...
A revelation from Weatherlawyer, which God gave him, to show his
inferiors the things that must shortly take place.

And he got hold of an ephemeris from:
http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclips...se2001gmt.html
And presented its signs over the Internet, to Usenet, even to all the
things he saw.

Happy is he who reads and those who understand the words of this
prophecy, and who observe the things written in it; for the appointed
time is near.

To the Flaming Trolls in Sci.geo.earthquakes he said write:
These are the things that he says who holds the moon and stars in his
hand, he who walks in the midst of the idiots the

I know your deeds, and your work and indifference, and that you cannot
bear to be wrong and that you put those to the test who say they can
forecast but they can not and you found them liars.

You are a bloody nuisance and you have scorned my name and have not
grown a single brain cell between the lot of you. I hold this against
you, that you have left the love for honest enquiry you had at first.
(Ha!)

And to the to the regulars of Alt.talk.weather write:
Who?

And he went on to say:
I am talking to you, and I will remove your testicle from its place
unless you repent.

I know your blasphemy, those who say they themselves know a thing or
two, and yet they know not but are a bunch of *******.

Certainly unless you wake up, I shall **** all over you and you will
not know at all at what day it is nor when to get out of the rain.

Nevertheless, there are a few here that did not defile themselves and
they might learn a thing or two if they pull their fingers out. Let
the one who has an ear hear what the Weatherlawyer says to the lusers
that are worthy.

After these my previous posts, I saw and look; a sign opened in heaven
like a siren going off in my ears, calling to me, saying: What do you
think of this? I shall show you the things that must take place.

And look; a stone was in its position in heaven and three numbers
stamped on it. And the numbers that were stamped on it we

03:44; 03:34 and 03:31.

And I thought:
Funny, that's funny I thought, know what I mean? Funny?



Rubbish.




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On Feb 6, 6:40 pm, "Michael" wrote:

Rubbish.


the main feature of February was the long anticyclonic period
which lasted from the 6th-23rd in southern districts and from the
10th-20th in northern Britain. However, it only ranked 58th
most anticylonic in 136 years of records, but the mean monthly
pressure at 50N00W was 29th highest. It was also the 24th
most southwesterly February out of 136.

Mean pressure charts are available at:
Charts: http://www.climate-uk.com/monpre/0802.htm
The Monthly Review will shortly be uploaded to:
http://www.climate-uk.com/monthly/0802.htm
Graphs: http://www.climate-uk.com/graphs/0802.htm and
http://www.climate-uk.com/graphs/200802.htm

http://groups.google.com/group/uk.sc...6d9fe48269dd56
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On Feb 6, 9:32 am, Weatherlawyer wrote:

"To the watchmen of the USA, writes the one who has God's insights and
to the alert says:

I know what your capabilities are. You are known for being able to
breathe in and out consecutively, repeatedly but you are dead. Try
being a little less thick, for you must strengthen the those that are
left who are about to die.

I have found that what you are doing has not been completed in the
sight of my God. So remember what you received and heard. Obey, and
change the way you think and act. If you're not alert, these things
will come like a thief. You won't know when they will come. And how
could you? You don't know what day it is.

But you must have some people in the US who aren't a dog's breakfast.
Maybe I can convince the buggers to wake up and earn their crust.
Everyone who studies what I say will be a star for a bloody change!

Maybe they will get a life and I won't have to kick their arses in the
presence of my Father and his angels. Let the person who has ears not
kept apart by their penis listen to what I have to say about this:

And look; a stone was in its position in heaven and three numbers
stamped on it. And the numbers that were stamped on it we

03:44; 03:34 and 03:31.


Now in the normal course of events a thunderstorm will ensue in the
region of the UK I am familiar with, provided the time of the phase of
the moon is at 3 or 9 o'clock and the lunar and solar declinations are
such that they form an harmonic wave some 60 degrees from the region.

This is most likely when their declinations are something like 8
degrees south. 3 and 9 of course are 45 and 135 respectively. (Make of
that latter what you will. I don't need to tell you that the source of
Lows in the USA come in from that longitude.)

When the time of the phase is nearer 4 and 10 o'clock, the conditions
are a lot more difficult to interpret. And such is the case over the
next few weeks.
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On Feb 7, 12:00 am, Weatherlawyer wrote:

When the time of the phase is nearer 4 and 10 o'clock, the conditions are a
lot more difficult to interpret. And such is the case over the next few weeks.


If the times of these phases were more like 2:30 - 2:45 than 3:30 -
3:45, it would be fairly easy to forecast either more tornadic stuff
or derechos. (That sort of high altitude ice and mid altitude
striation, at least.)

But they ain't.

In the meantime the extent of the recent tornadoes should give the
relative power of same compared to the equivalent super typhoon or
high magnitude earthquake. There again there is the matter of flooding
in South America to consider too.


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On Feb 7, 1:56 am, Weatherlawyer wrote:
On Feb 7, 12:00 am, Weatherlawyer wrote:



When the time of the phase is nearer 4 and 10 o'clock, the conditions are a
lot more difficult to interpret. And such is the case over the next few weeks.


If the times of these phases were more like 2:30 - 2:45 than 3:30 -
3:45, it would be fairly easy to forecast either more tornadic stuff
or derechos. (That sort of high altitude ice and mid altitude
striation, at least.)

But they ain't.

In the meantime the extent of the recent tornadoes should give the
relative power of same compared to the equivalent super typhoon or
high magnitude earthquake. There again there is the matter of flooding
in South America to consider too.


The east wind.

There is in and on the surface of the planet some sort of grid that is
composed of the result of earth's rotation and the position of the
moon. Probably the sun has a similar parallel component, maybe the
planets too on occasion.

Along this grid in a westerly direction, most of the planet's winds
track. Their progress form Low pressure area to Low pressure area
rather than as parcels of air travelling in their own right, is a
spiral around the earth.

This is most noticeable from north or south of the tropics.

East winds on the other hand tend to travel counter to this. And they
are rare in comparison. Or rather their numbers are made up of extreme
events such as evident ion the south Indian Ocean at the moment, where
Hugo seems to have burst into life out of nowhere.

Pity its travelling east and is thus a west wind.
Come to think of it, the Roaring Forties are east winds.

Time for a rethink.

Meanwhile a 6.9 in Mid Atlantic has added to the payback from the
events over the last few months.
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On Feb 9, 7:55 am, Weatherlawyer wrote:

East winds on the other hand tend to travel counter to this. And they
are rare in comparison. Or rather their numbers are made up of extreme
events such as evident ion the south Indian Ocean at the moment, where
Hugo seems to have burst into life out of nowhere.

Pity its travelling east and is thus a west wind.
Come to think of it, the Roaring Forties are east winds.

Time for a rethink.

..
This seems to illustrate what I mean, though the clouds are hardly sea
level:
http://www.ssec.wisc.edu/data/comp/cmoll/cmoll.html

It isn't very clear where the Indian Ocean stuff is going.
Not far obviously.

And there is the question of where all the moisture is going as it is
obvious it ain't drowning no elephants nor giving the turtle something
to go on.

The general tendency is for north westerlies in the northern
hemisphere and south westerlies in the southern hemisphere, where
strong cyclones are not involved.
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It would have been nice to report that the 110 knot storm Hondo, had
been 120 degrees or whatever harmonic distance from yours truly
earlier today. We had a glorious day. High ice but sunny. Cold, as the
infra red had been absorbed by the high cloud but bright for the
reflected visible spectrum.

There was an unusually deep Low off the south of Greenland according
to the Met Office. One chart showing it as 950 mb. Not as low as some
tropical stuff but quite deep for the North Atlantic.

That was 120 degrees from Hondo.

Just a coincidence?
Perhaps.

Would you expect the low to have been anywhere near a nice weather set
up? It was about 15 degrees from us. So that could provide a useful
guide to systems approaching.

15 goood, 120 baaad.
You might care to try that at home, folks. I wonder why I never
thought of this before?

Turns out I had, sort of.
There is a region about 7 to 10 degrees NNW that a low reaching would
provide for much the same sort of weather.

So remember what sort of weather you had for this day and then the
next time I spot it you can keep silent in fear and trembling at the
great things I am doing and wonder at the portents.

Well, even great thaumarturgists require some sleep. So I bid you all
whatever.
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On Feb 10, 12:15 am, Weatherlawyer wrote:

This seems to illustrate what I mean, though the clouds are hardly sea level:
http://www.ssec.wisc.edu/data/comp/cmoll/cmoll.html


Not for dial-up and even with BB it may take a minute to load.

Use the stop and back buttons to locate the dates 4th and 5th
February.

Notice that satellite coverage of the longitude 130 to 155 East was or
were out of service temporarily.
They or it were probably being moved to service something, the shuttle
maybe or to see more clearly, events around 110 East?

Anyone have an inkling?

They also get a boost to their orbits to compensate for mascons. Maybe
coverage was switched off around the time of this:
6.3 M. 2008/02/04 17:01:30 TARAPACA, CHILE (The timing is perfect but
I doubt that it was the reason. Though coverage for the northern
reaches was restored PDQ.)

The region over southern Australia was out until12:00 on the 5th. Was
there anything like it for the 6.9 a few days later?

Yes.
And no.
Coverage was a little ropey from the 4th on and the whole longitude is
out again as of midnight this morning, as I write.

I haven't been following events with the shuttle; anyone here?
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On Feb 6, 9:32 am, Weatherlawyer wrote:
Arevelationfrom Weatherlawyer, which God gave him, to show his
inferiors the things that must shortly take place.

And he got hold of an ephemeris from:http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclips...se2001gmt.html
And presented its signs over the Internet, to Usenet, even to all the
things he saw.

Happy is he who reads and those who understand the words of this
prophecy, and who observe the things written in it; for the appointed
time is near.

To the Flaming Trolls in Sci.geo.earthquakes he said write:
These are the things that he says who holds the moon and stars in his
hand, he who walks in the midst of the idiots the

I know your deeds, and your work and indifference, and that you cannot
bear to be wrong and that you put those to the test who say they can
forecast but they can not and you found them liars.

You are a bloody nuisance and you have scorned my name and have not
grown a single brain cell between the lot of you. I hold this against
you, that you have left the love for honest enquiry you had at first.
(Ha!)

And to the to the regulars of Alt.talk.weather write:
Who?

And he went on to say:
I am talking to you, and I will remove your testicle from its place
unless you repent.

I know your blasphemy, those who say they themselves know a thing or
two, and yet they know not but are a bunch of *******.

Certainly unless you wake up, I shall **** all over you and you will
not know at all at what day it is nor when to get out of the rain.

Nevertheless, there are a few here that did not defile themselves and
they might learn a thing or two if they pull their fingers out. Let
the one who has an ear hear what the Weatherlawyer says to the lusers
that are worthy.

After these my previous posts, I saw and look; a sign opened in heaven
like a siren going off in my ears, calling to me, saying: What do you
think of this? I shall show you the things that must take place.

And look; a stone was in its position in heaven and three numbers
stamped on it. And the numbers that were stamped on it we

03:44; 03:34 and 03:31.

And I thought:
Funny, that's funny I thought, know what I mean? Funny?


La Niña's fingerprint is all over plants in eastern Australia and
southern Africa in this pair of vegetation images from the SPOT
Vegetation satellite. In these dry grasslands, plants live and die by
the rain.

Other places, like forests, store up water in the soil, so a few
exceptionally dry or wet months don't have such a large impact. But in
the ecosystems common in Australia and southern Africa, you can almost
measure the rain by the health of the vegetation, and vice versa.

In February 2008, La Niña brought heavy rain to eastern Australia and
southern Africa, and the vegetation responded in kind. Areas of bright
green point to strong plant growth in both regions. Though an
abundance of growing things may seem good, the excess rainfall was
accompanied by devastating floods in both southern Africa and eastern
Australia:
http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Nat...3?img_id=14720
http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Nat...=14705&src=map


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