Can a single fart change the weather ?
 

This is an important question, since it´s an important question to
fart or not to fart.

Based on the chaotic nature of the weather, a small change in the
system (=fart) can cause a huge change (=hurricane etc.) somewhere
else.

So maybe if I hold my fart inside my colon I can prevent a fatal
disaster.

This is an important scientific question !

Can a single fart change the weather ?
 

In article ,
(Lester T. Linpord) wrote:
This is an important question, since it´s an important question to
fart or not to fart.

Based on the chaotic nature of the weather, a small change in the
system (=fart) can cause a huge change (=hurricane etc.) somewhere
else.

Nothing so dramatic. It just contributes to global warming (but more
so if you're a sheep).

So maybe if I hold my fart inside my colon I can prevent a fatal
disaster.

Well, if you're a Kiwi and can hold it in, you may be eligible for
a tax rebate.

This is an important scientific question !



Cheers, Phred.

--
LID

Can a single fart change the weather ?
 

Dear Lester,

Just seal yourself in a garbage bag and fart all you want.

Sincerely,
Joe

"Lester T. Linpord" wrote in message
om...
This is an important question, since it´s an important question to
fart or not to fart.

Based on the chaotic nature of the weather, a small change in the
system (=fart) can cause a huge change (=hurricane etc.) somewhere
else.

So maybe if I hold my fart inside my colon I can prevent a fatal
disaster.

This is an important scientific question !

Can a single fart change the weather ?
 

On Wed, 11 Feb 2004 21:16:08 +0000 (GMT),
Rodney Blackall , in
wrote:

+ But if the Earth farts - volcanic eruption - it has to be in a pretty big
+ way (St Helens at least) to make a measurable difference. How to you
+ compare? Do you measure up to what a cow can do?

On a good day, I can knock a cow over at 30 feet, drive a skunk to
suicide, and cause UN weapons inspectors to show up and start doing
whatever it is they do.

James
--
Consulting Minister for Consultants, DNRC
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good, either.
I am BOFH. Resistance is futile. Your network will be assimilated.

Can a single fart change the weather ?
 

Hi Lester,

Do not hold that fart in because it could be the extra energy needed
to deflect a hurricane out to sea.

Smerby

(Lester T. Linpord) wrote in message . com...
This is an important question, since it´s an important question to
fart or not to fart.

Based on the chaotic nature of the weather, a small change in the
system (=fart) can cause a huge change (=hurricane etc.) somewhere
else.

So maybe if I hold my fart inside my colon I can prevent a fatal
disaster.

This is an important scientific question !