Paralleling the non-logic of Bonzo's article leads
to a whole new class of conspiracy theories.
Below, are three examples:

The media carry videos, books and articles about
cooking. It's almost impossible to find anything
about cannibal cooking. This indicates a vast
conspiracy against cannibals.

The media carry videos, books and articles that
show a round earth. It's almost impossible to
find anything showing a flat earth. There must
be a vast conspiracy against flat earthers.

The media carry videos, books and articles that
show mountain climbing. It's almost impossible to
find anything about jumping off high cliffs. There
must be a vast conspiracy against gravity deniers.