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kiloVolts[_14_] February 17th 09 11:17 AM

How Obama got elected
 
Obama spent nearly a billion dollars in his election campaign. Obama raised
private funds. Obama elected to opt out of the federal election finance
program which is capped. McCain elected to opt in. Obama outspent McCain and
McCain lost. McCain made a tactical blunder that proved him incapable of
becoming Commander in Chief. McCain would have lost any military campaign
that came his way, in spite of his war hero status. That is what political
campaigns are for, to weed out the loser. McCain is a loser.

Where did Obama's billion dollar campaign chest come from? It came from
Africa, it came from the Middle East, it came form Israel, it came from
Europe, it came form China, it came from Canada, it came from Cuba, it came
from Taiwan, it came from Venezuela, it came from Saudi Arabia, it came from
Libya, it came from the Green Party, it came from Greenpeace, it came from
Al Gore and some of it came from the Illinois Democratic Party. Obama is in
big trouble because of the sources of his campaign funds.


Uncle Al February 17th 09 03:03 PM

How Obama got elected
 
kiloVolts wrote:
[snip]

A substantial majority of American votes chose Obama over his rivals
at the voting booth. The man is objectively certified as highly
intelligent and Liberal Arts educated. He is skilled as a poltician,
taking the Chicago Machine model of politics nationwide. He and his
folks made full use of the Internet and cell phones to make mass
communication and personal committment into a perfect advertising
campaign.

Obama is now faced with thermodynamic, financial, and social
collapse. The first cannot be legislated away from the answer in the
back of the book. The second has been met by awarding criminals and
punishing their victims. The third, initiated by President Johnson's
"Great Society". can only end in massive carnage nationwide no matter
what path it takes. Baby Boomers have been flenced to pay for the
unproductive, plus insane leveraged borrowing. When they retire
(cutting off the cashflow) and hold out their palms (demanding their
promised due) the world implodes and burns.

The House of Reprehensibles has already written legislation empowering
mass refugee camps and national weapons confiscation. The only naifs
in this Grand Guignol pay taxes at full face value.

--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/lajos.htm#a2

Benj February 17th 09 04:35 PM

How Obama got elected
 
On Feb 17, 11:03 am, Uncle Al wrote:

Obama is now faced with thermodynamic, financial, and social
collapse. The first cannot be legislated away from the answer in the
back of the book. The second has been met by awarding criminals and
punishing their victims. The third, initiated by President Johnson's
"Great Society". can only end in massive carnage nationwide no matter
what path it takes. Baby Boomers have been flenced to pay for the
unproductive, plus insane leveraged borrowing. When they retire
(cutting off the cashflow) and hold out their palms (demanding their
promised due) the world implodes and burns.


Baby Boomers "flenced"? Oh my! I love it when you teach me new
words, Uncle Al!
I think I want to have your love child!

Just one minor point: The word is spelled "flensed". [for all you non-
mensans out there it means to strip (as a whale) of blubber and skin!]

Otherwise, Al is right on. Happily, I'm pre baby boomer and have been
collecting my share for a time now. So at least I wont be totally
empty handed. And that goes double when I use the money to buy more
guns...


Uncle Al February 17th 09 06:34 PM

How Obama got elected
 
Benj wrote:

On Feb 17, 11:03 am, Uncle Al wrote:

Obama is now faced with thermodynamic, financial, and social
collapse. The first cannot be legislated away from the answer in the
back of the book. The second has been met by awarding criminals and
punishing their victims. The third, initiated by President Johnson's
"Great Society". can only end in massive carnage nationwide no matter
what path it takes. Baby Boomers have been flenced to pay for the
unproductive, plus insane leveraged borrowing. When they retire
(cutting off the cashflow) and hold out their palms (demanding their
promised due) the world implodes and burns.


Baby Boomers "flenced"? Oh my! I love it when you teach me new
words, Uncle Al!
I think I want to have your love child!

Just one minor point: The word is spelled "flensed". [for all you non-
mensans out there it means to strip (as a whale) of blubber and skin!]

Otherwise, Al is right on. Happily, I'm pre baby boomer and have been
collecting my share for a time now. So at least I wont be totally
empty handed. And that goes double when I use the money to buy more
guns...


"Flensed" Uncle Al needs a no-strings Federal bailout!

The two dependable mob deterrents are Mossberg 500 and Remington 870
12 ga. shotguns. The Mossberg is first class, though it does have
rare reports of its safety sticking in "safe". The Remington breech
is machined from a solid billet of steel not assembled from parts, the
safety is unambiguous if inelegant. Get the "security" models with
beefier steel and extended magazines.

http://www.natchezss.com/

for shotshells 20% off Big 5 prices. #4 Buck for legs, #0 Buck for
torsos. If your problem is more than 40 yards distant, use a carbine
or rifle - and consider neighbors down-range if you miss. LimbSaver
slip-on recoil pad spares your shoulder when you meet social dialectic
with critique.

Stock butt plate dimensions
Small 10546 4 1/2 x 1 1/2 up to 4 13/16 x 1 5/8
4.500 x 1.500 4.813 x 1.625
Medium 10547 4 13/16 x 1 5/8 up to 5 1/8 x 1 3/4
4.813 x 1.625 5.125 x 1.750
Large 10548 5 1/8 x 1 3/4 up to 5 3/8 x 1 7/8
5.125 x 1.750 5.375 x 1.875

"Marine artillery brings dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar
brawl"

--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/lajos.htm#a2

Ric Brown February 18th 09 04:13 AM

How Obama got elected
 
Just one minor point: The word is spelled "flensed". [for all you non-
mensans out there it means to strip (as a whale) of blubber and skin!]

Shouldn't "Mensans" be capitalized? If you're going to be the spelling
police, shouldn't you be mindful of your own capitalization, punctuation,
etc.? Or does pettiness only run one way?

And here I thought that this was a SCIENCE forum. Apparently, it's a
POLITICAL forum and rather a low-brow one at that.


"Benj" wrote in message
...
On Feb 17, 11:03 am, Uncle Al wrote:

Obama is now faced with thermodynamic, financial, and social
collapse. The first cannot be legislated away from the answer in the
back of the book. The second has been met by awarding criminals and
punishing their victims. The third, initiated by President Johnson's
"Great Society". can only end in massive carnage nationwide no matter
what path it takes. Baby Boomers have been flenced to pay for the
unproductive, plus insane leveraged borrowing. When they retire
(cutting off the cashflow) and hold out their palms (demanding their
promised due) the world implodes and burns.


Baby Boomers "flenced"? Oh my! I love it when you teach me new
words, Uncle Al!
I think I want to have your love child!

Just one minor point: The word is spelled "flensed". [for all you non-
mensans out there it means to strip (as a whale) of blubber and skin!]

Otherwise, Al is right on. Happily, I'm pre baby boomer and have been
collecting my share for a time now. So at least I wont be totally
empty handed. And that goes double when I use the money to buy more
guns...



Lloyd February 18th 09 09:27 PM

How Obama got elected
 
On Feb 17, 7:17*am, "kiloVolts"
mant...@t1s0s7A6s1e5Z3V7rG4h1b6q5a5s0aX7A2D9y6j1. com wrote:
Obama spent nearly a billion dollars in his election campaign. Obama raised
private funds. Obama elected to opt out of the federal election finance
program which is capped. McCain elected to opt in. Obama outspent McCain and
McCain lost. McCain made a tactical blunder that proved him incapable of
becoming Commander in Chief. McCain would have lost any military campaign
that came his way, in spite of his war hero status. That is what political
campaigns are for, to weed out the loser. McCain is a loser.

Where did Obama's billion dollar campaign chest come from? It came from
Africa, it came from the Middle East, it came form Israel, it came from
Europe, it came form China, it came from Canada, it came from Cuba, it came
from Taiwan, it came from Venezuela, it came from Saudi Arabia, it came from
Libya, it came from the Green Party, it came from Greenpeace, it came from
Al Gore and some of it came from the Illinois Democratic Party. Obama is in
big trouble because of the sources of his campaign funds.


Uh, no. It's illegal to accept foreign contributions. So you are,
simply, a liar. Oh, and a right-wing mouthpiece. Do you enjoy being
used by others? You know, once you let them use your mouth, they'll
expect to use other orifices. Do you really want that?

kiloVolts[_18_] February 19th 09 02:19 AM

How Obama got elected
 


It is not illegal to accept foreign contributions. Don't you remember the
scandal where Clinton accepted foreign contributions from China? The
Republicans could not impeach Clinton for accepting foreign contribution
from China so they focused on his adultery.

Were you born yesterday or just taking stupid pills?

Watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IdRjnw8PhY&hl=de

In it, Colonel Gaddafi clearly says that Libyan citizens contributed legally
to the Obama campaign

After you are finished watching the video, go back to grade school where you
belong.




"Lloyd" wrote in message
...
On Feb 17, 7:17 am, "kiloVolts"
mant...@t1s0s7A6s1e5Z3V7rG4h1b6q5a5s0aX7A2D9y6j1. com wrote:
Obama spent nearly a billion dollars in his election campaign. Obama
raised
private funds. Obama elected to opt out of the federal election finance
program which is capped. McCain elected to opt in. Obama outspent McCain
and
McCain lost. McCain made a tactical blunder that proved him incapable of
becoming Commander in Chief. McCain would have lost any military campaign
that came his way, in spite of his war hero status. That is what political
campaigns are for, to weed out the loser. McCain is a loser.

Where did Obama's billion dollar campaign chest come from? It came from
Africa, it came from the Middle East, it came form Israel, it came from
Europe, it came form China, it came from Canada, it came from Cuba, it
came
from Taiwan, it came from Venezuela, it came from Saudi Arabia, it came
from
Libya, it came from the Green Party, it came from Greenpeace, it came from
Al Gore and some of it came from the Illinois Democratic Party. Obama is
in
big trouble because of the sources of his campaign funds.


Uh, no. It's illegal to accept foreign contributions. So you are,
simply, a liar. Oh, and a right-wing mouthpiece. Do you enjoy being
used by others? You know, once you let them use your mouth, they'll
expect to use other orifices. Do you really want that?



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