"Gianna" wrote in message
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lawrence jenkins wrote:

At the risk of being boastfully crude: I'm not saying that nature has
blessed me in certain parts of my anatomy but half way through the
cytcoscopy procedure the Dr and the Nurse stopped at a Little Chef for
refreshments.

It did not cross my mind that you were boasting; quite the reverse.
It must be very tiring when called upon to insert a large instrument into
such a tiny umm instrument, so I am not surprised a break was needed.
What did they have? Snorkers and veg.?


I have to say it was rather uncormfortable but I should have expected
that when I saw Cecil B Demille was directing the action.

Well yes, all goes against the flow of traffic.


In all seriousness though and this is absolutely true, that jsut before
the probe was inserted the nurse had to inject an anti-biotic into my
thigh.and I swear that this it the truth she actually said

"Just a little prick Mr Jenkins"


How observant of her. You must have been in a private hospital.


Well that was like a red rag to a ball. Of course responded in the only
way possible


Do balls not like red rags? Not if it is they that bleed, I suppose. I
take it the staff who had been off for refreshments had lost their
concentration and inserted the probe in the wrong place.

"Well there's no need to be personal, is there"

Given the procedure, it is hard to see how they could have been anything
else.

On a more serious note, I trust that your wazzer is now restored to its
former glory.



Gianna I'm touched by your concern, yes it was rather eye watering and would
have been far less painful if I hadn't have tied the knot in it beforehand
.. The Dr said I had a stricture, I misheard her and said is that gospel.

Of course she did ask me if I'd experienced any trouble passing water to
which I replied that I'd felt a bit giddy going over Tower Bridge blast
week.

Oh dear I should really be going for all our sakes.

"lawrence jenkins" wrote in message
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"Gianna" wrote in message
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lawrence jenkins wrote:

Actually you both bring a nice "relief" to the newsgroup which I find quite
entertaining in between serious reads! ;-)

Keep it up!!! ;-o


Joe

jcw wrote:
"lawrence jenkins" wrote in message
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"Gianna" wrote in message
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lawrence jenkins wrote:

Actually you both bring a nice "relief" to the newsgroup which I find quite
entertaining in between serious reads! ;-)

Keep it up!!! ;-o


In his condition?
Bit optimistic there, young man.

(Sorry Lawrence. I am sure you could if you wanted.)

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Gianna

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"Gianna" wrote in message
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jcw wrote:
"lawrence jenkins" wrote in message
In his condition?
Bit optimistic there, young man.

(Sorry Lawrence. I am sure you could if you wanted.)

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Gianna

Ah Gianna, were that I was as young as I thought you thought I might
be...but thank you kindly! ;-)

I won't speak for Lawrence as I know Lawrence is well able to hold his
own...he's got a good grip on life...

Joe

On Sep 7, 10:20 pm, Gianna wrote:
jcw wrote:
"lawrence jenkins" wrote in message
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"Gianna" wrote in message
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lawrence jenkins wrote:

Actually you both bring a nice "relief" to the newsgroup which I find quite
entertaining in between serious reads! ;-)

Keep it up!!! ;-o

In his condition?
Bit optimistic there, young man.

(Sorry Lawrence. I am sure you could if you wanted.)

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Gianna

http://www.buchan-meteo.org.uk
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Gianna....so cruel yet so mysterious. An enigma wrapped in clingfilm.

wrote:


Gianna....so cruel yet so mysterious. An enigma wrapped in clingfilm.


Entirely transparent then (-:
At least you did not suggest duct tape!


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Gianna

http://www.buchan-meteo.org.uk
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On Sep 8, 12:20 pm, Gianna wrote:
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Gianna....so cruel yet so mysterious. An enigma wrapped in clingfilm.

Entirely transparent then (-:
At least you did not suggest duct tape!

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Gianna

http://www.buchan-meteo.org.uk
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I would have suggested Velcro but at the current prices I feel it's a
rip-off.

wrote in message
ups.com...

I would have suggested Velcro but at the current prices I feel it's a
rip-off.

Hey Lawrence/Gianna, if it's any use and for a reasonable price, I could
cellutape!

(Okay, I can't compete...) ;-)

On Sep 7, 10:20 pm, Gianna wrote:
jcw wrote:
"lawrence jenkins" wrote in message
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"Gianna" wrote in message
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lawrence jenkins wrote:

Actually you both bring a nice "relief" to the newsgroup which I find quite
entertaining in between serious reads! ;-)

Keep it up!!! ;-o

In his condition?
Bit optimistic there, young man.

(Sorry Lawrence. I am sure you could if you wanted.)

--
Gianna

http://www.buchan-meteo.org.uk
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Actually I'm now experiencing those very problems I was thinking of
sueing the NHS but I've been advised that it wouldn't hold up in
court. :-(

On Sep 8, 1:08 pm, "jcw" wrote:
wrote in message

ups.com...

I would have suggested Velcro but at the current prices I feel it's a
rip-off.

Hey Lawrence/Gianna, if it's any use and for a reasonable price, I could
cellutape!

(Okay, I can't compete...) ;-)

Very good, it's a pity we can't tape this.
I think all those on this group have had enough by now, so that's it
it's a wrap. Anyway I'm supposed to be leaving.