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Can I start a light hearted thread regarding the above. I'm sure some would
like to get them off their chest.

I'll start the ball rolling with "...and there's more on the way tonight"
when there's not.
Dave



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On Jan 7, 6:48*pm, "Dave Cornwell"
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I'll start the ball rolling with "...and there's more on the way tonight"
when there's not.


Yes that's always a good one along with "and the worst is yet to
come", which is always automatically added to any report of "bad"
weather. It never is!
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"The second cold spell this winter!"
and
"Blah de Blah in the south has been hardest hit"
and
"They're used to it up north"
and
It's remained cold in the north for "more than a week now"
and
"Blizzard conditions" when there's light snow and calm conditions with a
dusting on the ground.
and
worst of all;
Severe warnings for widespread icy conditions.
After 4 weeks of nothing but ice, I think I've realised that's what the
slippery layer on the ground is. I don't need a severe warning to tell me
that every single day, time and time again.



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Dave Cornwell wrote:
Can I start a light hearted thread regarding the above. I'm sure some would
like to get them off their chest.

I'll start the ball rolling with "...and there's more on the way tonight"
when there's not.
Dave



"It will be bitterly cold" whilst pointing at a graphic saying +3c.
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On Thu, 7 Jan 2010 18:48:24 -0000, "Dave Cornwell"
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Can I start a light hearted thread regarding the above. I'm sure some would
like to get them off their chest.

I'll start the ball rolling with "...and there's more on the way tonight"
when there's not.
Dave



Reporters being sent off to some far flung part of the London empire
to report on some forecasted snow, only to be seen standing in a green
(rural) or grey (urban) snowless setting. Hereford provided an
excellent example of this a couple of weeks ago.


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On 7 Jan, 19:24, Chris Smith wrote:
Dave Cornwell wrote:
Can I start a light hearted thread regarding the above. I'm sure some would
like to get them off their chest.


I'll start the ball rolling with "...and there's more on the way tonight"
when there's not.
Dave


"It will be bitterly cold" whilst pointing at a graphic saying +3c.


"Why weren't we warned?"

or "Don't go out, unless it is a matter of life and death".
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On Jan 7, 7:39*pm, Scott W wrote:
On 7 Jan, 19:24, Chris Smith wrote:

Dave Cornwell wrote:
Can I start a light hearted thread regarding the above. I'm sure some would
like to get them off their chest.


I'll start the ball rolling with "...and there's more on the way tonight"
when there's not.
Dave


"It will be bitterly cold" whilst pointing at a graphic saying +3c.


"Why weren't we warned?"

or "Don't go out, unless it is a matter of life and death".


"Bone Chilling"

"Finishing numbers"

"Train station" - baby talk! What's wrong with "railway station"? Be
calling it "choo choo station" next.

Oh dear, seem to have wandered off topic.

Steve (Swansea)
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Like Peter Coooooockcrooooft saying tonight ,it's gonna be even colder than
last night ,perhaps down to -15 ,and that is despite a strengthening wind
and repeated cloud cover,perhaps he was reading the Caingorm forecast

RonB
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On Thu, 7 Jan 2010 18:48:24 -0000, "Dave Cornwell"
wrote:

Can I start a light hearted thread regarding the above. I'm sure some
would
like to get them off their chest.

I'll start the ball rolling with "...and there's more on the way tonight"
when there's not.
Dave



Reporters being sent off to some far flung part of the London empire
to report on some forecasted snow, only to be seen standing in a green
(rural) or grey (urban) snowless setting. Hereford provided an
excellent example of this a couple of weeks ago.



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On Jan 7, 7:49*pm, wrote:
On Jan 7, 7:39*pm, Scott W wrote:

On 7 Jan, 19:24, Chris Smith wrote:


Dave Cornwell wrote:
Can I start a light hearted thread regarding the above. I'm sure some would
like to get them off their chest.


I'll start the ball rolling with "...and there's more on the way tonight"
when there's not.
Dave


"It will be bitterly cold" whilst pointing at a graphic saying +3c.


"Why weren't we warned?"


or "Don't go out, unless it is a matter of life and death".


"Bone Chilling"

"Finishing numbers"

"Train station" - baby talk! *What's wrong with "railway station"? *Be
calling it "choo choo station" next.

Oh dear, seem to have wandered off topic.

Steve (Swansea)


In these highly technological days is it not possible for the
forecaster on BBCtv to point to the correct location on the map of
England, Scotland & Wales instead of pointing at different regions of
Ireland?

TomS

























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