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Dave Cornwell[_4_] January 6th 14 10:56 PM

Roll up , roll up!
 
Get in now on the Exacta Weather sale! December was a loss leader but
now you can get a real bargain.


"2 year full access to all forecasts - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £124.99

5 year full access to all forecasts - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £249.99

Spring & Summer 2014 - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £10

Spring 2014 - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £5

January 2014 x 2 reports - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £5

February 2014 x 2 reports - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £5"

Personally I'd wait till the next snow armageddon of January fails then
they'll be giving 'em away.

Col January 7th 14 05:35 AM

Roll up , roll up!
 

"Dave Cornwell" wrote in message
...
Get in now on the Exacta Weather sale! December was a loss leader but now
you can get a real bargain.


"2 year full access to all forecasts - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £124.99

5 year full access to all forecasts - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £249.99

Spring & Summer 2014 - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £10

Spring 2014 - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £5

January 2014 x 2 reports - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £5

February 2014 x 2 reports - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £5"

Personally I'd wait till the next snow armageddon of January fails then
they'll be giving 'em away.


I'll have a snowy February and an early spring please!
--
Col

Bolton, Lancashire
160m asl
Snow videos:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3QvmL4UWBmHFMKWiwYm_gg



Dawlish January 7th 14 05:44 AM

Roll up , roll up!
 
On Tuesday, January 7, 2014 6:35:12 AM UTC, Col wrote:
"Dave Cornwell" wrote in message

...

Get in now on the Exacta Weather sale! December was a loss leader but now


you can get a real bargain.






"2 year full access to all forecasts - 50% OFF January Sale - Only �124.99




5 year full access to all forecasts - 50% OFF January Sale - Only �249.99




Spring & Summer 2014 - 50% OFF January Sale - Only �10




Spring 2014 - 50% OFF January Sale - Only �5




January 2014 x 2 reports - 50% OFF January Sale - Only �5




February 2014 x 2 reports - 50% OFF January Sale - Only �5"




Personally I'd wait till the next snow armageddon of January fails then


they'll be giving 'em away.




I'll have a snowy February and an early spring please!

--

Col



Bolton, Lancashire

160m asl

Snow videos:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3QvmL4UWBmHFMKWiwYm_gg


3 days of snow at some time in Feb and then replaced by nice sunny and mild weather in spring, for me please; thank you! Oh and I'd pay extra for another excellent summer with lots of sunshine.

You'd have to be bonkers to pay for forecasts from charlatans like Powell and Piers. Basically, you'd not have to like your cash. Use the MetO and accept that No-one can forecast the weather, with accuracy, more than 10 days ahead.

Martin Brown January 7th 14 06:55 AM

Roll up , roll up!
 
On 06/01/2014 23:56, Dave Cornwell wrote:

Get in now on the Exacta Weather sale! December was a loss leader but
now you can get a real bargain.


[snip]

Unfortunately there is no such thing as bad publicity. The more you
ridicule the red top bottom feeding cranks the stronger they become :(

Personally I'd wait till the next snow armageddon of January fails then
they'll be giving 'em away.


There will always be a market for shock horror weather panic stories in
red tops and charlatans out there to provide them. At least (in)Exacta
weather doesn't have a resident sock puppet in this group (yet).

--
Regards,
Martin Brown

Lawrence Jenkins January 7th 14 10:55 AM

Roll up , roll up!
 
On Monday, 6 January 2014 23:56:55 UTC, Dave Cornwell wrote:
Get in now on the Exacta Weather sale! December was a loss leader but

now you can get a real bargain.





"2 year full access to all forecasts - 50% OFF January Sale - Only �124.99



5 year full access to all forecasts - 50% OFF January Sale - Only �249.99



Spring & Summer 2014 - 50% OFF January Sale - Only �10



Spring 2014 - 50% OFF January Sale - Only �5



January 2014 x 2 reports - 50% OFF January Sale - Only �5



February 2014 x 2 reports - 50% OFF January Sale - Only �5"



Personally I'd wait till the next snow armageddon of January fails then

they'll be giving 'em away.




Isn't it best to buy forecasts off as many as affordable, that way ones bound to be right and therefore you haven't wasted your money.

Lawrence Jenkins January 7th 14 10:57 AM

Roll up , roll up!
 
On Tuesday, 7 January 2014 07:55:48 UTC, Martin Brown wrote:
On 06/01/2014 23:56, Dave Cornwell wrote:



Get in now on the Exacta Weather sale! December was a loss leader but


now you can get a real bargain.




[snip]



Unfortunately there is no such thing as bad publicity. The more you

ridicule the red top bottom feeding cranks the stronger they become :(



Personally I'd wait till the next snow armageddon of January fails then


they'll be giving 'em away.




There will always be a market for shock horror weather panic stories in

red tops and charlatans out there to provide them. At least (in)Exacta

weather doesn't have a resident sock puppet in this group (yet).



--

Regards,

Martin Brown


Most of the private forecasters are no better than 'Old Moores Almanac'.

John Hall January 7th 14 12:12 PM

Roll up , roll up!
 
In article ,
Dave Cornwell writes:
Get in now on the Exacta Weather sale! December was a loss
leader but now you can get a real bargain.


"2 year full access to all forecasts - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £124.99

5 year full access to all forecasts - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £249.99

Spring & Summer 2014 - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £10

Spring 2014 - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £5

January 2014 x 2 reports - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £5

February 2014 x 2 reports - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £5"

Personally I'd wait till the next snow armageddon of January fails
then they'll be giving 'em away.


Their pricing policy seems a little peculiar. Why would anyone pay
£124.99 for two years worth of forecasts when you could get forecasts
for the next 8 months for only £20 if my sums are correct.
--
John Hall "He crams with cans of poisoned meat
The subjects of the King,
And when they die by thousands G.K.Chesterton:
Why, he laughs like anything." from "Song Against Grocers"

Col January 7th 14 04:53 PM

Roll up , roll up!
 
Lawrence Jenkins wrote:

Isn't it best to buy forecasts off as many as affordable, that way
ones bound to be right and therefore you haven't wasted your money.


LOL!
--
Col

Bolton, Lancashire
160m asl
Snow videos:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3QvmL4UWBmHFMKWiwYm_gg



Dave Cornwell[_4_] January 7th 14 06:16 PM

Roll up , roll up!
 
John Hall wrote:
In article ,
Dave Cornwell writes:
Get in now on the Exacta Weather sale! December was a loss
leader but now you can get a real bargain.


"2 year full access to all forecasts - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £124.99

5 year full access to all forecasts - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £249.99

Spring & Summer 2014 - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £10

Spring 2014 - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £5

January 2014 x 2 reports - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £5

February 2014 x 2 reports - 50% OFF January Sale - Only £5"

Personally I'd wait till the next snow armageddon of January fails
then they'll be giving 'em away.


Their pricing policy seems a little peculiar. Why would anyone pay
£124.99 for two years worth of forecasts when you could get forecasts
for the next 8 months for only £20 if my sums are correct.

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See "Age of stupidity" above ;-)


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