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Jim Cannon June 8th 14 11:31 AM

Met Offices Biggest Fail EVER!!!
 
The forecast made by the Meteorological Office yesterday was an UTTER joke! We had less than an hour of rain on the Heygate. I even managed to BURN my forehead fixing the Sierra. Those clowns at Exeter couldnt forecast the outcome of a Chinese election.

Tudor Hughes June 8th 14 02:50 PM

Met Offices Biggest Fail EVER!!!
 
On Sunday, 8 June 2014 12:31:31 UTC+1, Jim Cannon wrote:
The forecast made by the Meteorological Office yesterday was an UTTER joke! We had less than an hour of rain on the Heygate. I even managed to BURN my forehead fixing the Sierra. Those clowns at Exeter couldnt forecast the outcome of a Chinese election.


If their biggest fail "ever" was to rather overdo some thunderstorms then over the years their record must be pretty good, don't you think?

Tudor Hughes, Warlingham, Surrey.


Will Hand June 8th 14 05:17 PM

Met Offices Biggest Fail EVER!!!
 

"Tudor Hughes" wrote in message
...
On Sunday, 8 June 2014 12:31:31 UTC+1, Jim Cannon wrote:
The forecast made by the Meteorological Office yesterday was an UTTER
joke! We had less than an hour of rain on the Heygate. I even managed to
BURN my forehead fixing the Sierra. Those clowns at Exeter couldnt
forecast the outcome of a Chinese election.



Where's Heygate?

Will
--


Keith (Southend) June 8th 14 07:14 PM

Met Offices Biggest Fail EVER!!!
 
On 08/06/2014 20:04, Malcolm wrote:

In article , Jim
Cannon writes
The forecast made by the Meteorological Office yesterday was an UTTER
joke! We had less than an hour of rain on the Heygate. I even managed
to BURN my forehead fixing the Sierra. Those clowns at Exeter couldnt
forecast the outcome of a Chinese election.


So, according to you, a single forecast by the Met Office was an "UTTER
joke" because just one location in the whole of Britain had "less than
an hour of rain". This compares with years of "UTTER joke" forecasts by
your lord and master. What happened to all that cold weather that was
forecast for last winter - and the winter before?


They always said that some places may miss any rain completely, as is
the nature of storms. The only joke was the hype in the Express!

--
Keith (Southend)
"Weather Home & Abroad"
http://www.southendweather.net
Twitter:@LawnscienceEssx

Neil[_5_] June 8th 14 07:33 PM

Met Offices Biggest Fail EVER!!!
 
On 08/06/2014 18:17, Will Hand wrote:

"Tudor Hughes" wrote in message
...
On Sunday, 8 June 2014 12:31:31 UTC+1, Jim Cannon wrote:
The forecast made by the Meteorological Office yesterday was an UTTER
joke! We had less than an hour of rain on the Heygate. I even managed
to BURN my forehead fixing the Sierra. Those clowns at Exeter couldnt
forecast the outcome of a Chinese election.



Where's Heygate?

Will
--


The Heygate Estate . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heygate_Estate

How much would you give to swap Heytor for Heygate!!??

Lovely eh?!

Joe Egginton[_5_] June 8th 14 07:57 PM

Met Offices Biggest Fail EVER!!!
 
On 08/06/2014 20:33, Neil wrote:
On 08/06/2014 18:17, Will Hand wrote:

"Tudor Hughes" wrote in message
...
On Sunday, 8 June 2014 12:31:31 UTC+1, Jim Cannon wrote:
The forecast made by the Meteorological Office yesterday was an UTTER
joke! We had less than an hour of rain on the Heygate. I even managed
to BURN my forehead fixing the Sierra. Those clowns at Exeter couldnt
forecast the outcome of a Chinese election.


Where's Heygate?

Will
--


The Heygate Estate . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heygate_Estate

How much would you give to swap Heytor for Heygate!!??

Lovely eh?!



To call it a ******** would be doing a favour. LOL.

Lawrence Jenkins June 9th 14 02:14 PM

Met Offices Biggest Fail EVER!!!
 
On Sunday, 8 June 2014 20:33:05 UTC+1, Neil wrote:
On 08/06/2014 18:17, Will Hand wrote:



"Tudor Hughes" wrote in message


...


On Sunday, 8 June 2014 12:31:31 UTC+1, Jim Cannon wrote:


The forecast made by the Meteorological Office yesterday was an UTTER


joke! We had less than an hour of rain on the Heygate. I even managed


to BURN my forehead fixing the Sierra. Those clowns at Exeter couldnt


forecast the outcome of a Chinese election.






Where's Heygate?




Will


--






The Heygate Estate . .



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heygate_Estate



How much would you give to swap Heytor for Heygate!!??



Lovely eh?!


An amusing side story: that image of the Heygate estate was taken from the Strata Tower

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strata_SE1

As you will see the tower which was completed in 2010 has three massive wind turbines (very green) which have never operated (even greener).

Now whether these faux turbines gave an edge in planning permission with Southwark or possibly ken Livingston's offices back in the planning days is a strong possibility. Anyhow they have never worked to my knowledge .

Anyway London's great stature as a city was really down to the Victorians and they loved a folly.

Jim Cannon June 9th 14 03:29 PM

Met Offices Biggest Fail EVER!!!
 
On Sunday, June 8, 2014 6:17:52 PM UTC+1, wrote:
"Tudor Hughes" wrote in message ... On Sunday, 8 June 2014 12:31:31 UTC+1, Jim Cannon wrote: The forecast made by the Meteorological Office yesterday was an UTTER joke! We had less than an hour of rain on the Heygate. I even managed to BURN my forehead fixing the Sierra. Those clowns at Exeter couldnt forecast the outcome of a Chinese election. Where's Heygate? Will --


Very close to Borough / Elephant

Jim Cannon June 9th 14 03:30 PM

Met Offices Biggest Fail EVER!!!
 
On Sunday, June 8, 2014 8:57:21 PM UTC+1, wrote:
On 08/06/2014 20:33, Neil wrote: On 08/06/2014 18:17, Will Hand wrote: "Tudor Hughes" wrote in message ... On Sunday, 8 June 2014 12:31:31 UTC+1, Jim Cannon wrote: The forecast made by the Meteorological Office yesterday was an UTTER joke! We had less than an hour of rain on the Heygate. I even managed to BURN my forehead fixing the Sierra.. Those clowns at Exeter couldnt forecast the outcome of a Chinese election. Where's Heygate? Will -- The Heygate Estate . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heygate_Estate How much would you give to swap Heytor for Heygate!!?? Lovely eh?! To call it a ******** would be doing a favour. LOL.


A "********" it may be. But at least theres plenty of JOBS down here. And the people have hearts of gold

Lawrence Jenkins June 9th 14 03:40 PM

Met Offices Biggest Fail EVER!!!
 
On Monday, 9 June 2014 16:30:55 UTC+1, Jim Cannon wrote:
On Sunday, June 8, 2014 8:57:21 PM UTC+1, wrote:

On 08/06/2014 20:33, Neil wrote: On 08/06/2014 18:17, Will Hand wrote: "Tudor Hughes" wrote in message ... On Sunday, 8 June 2014 12:31:31 UTC+1, Jim Cannon wrote: The forecast made by the Meteorological Office yesterday was an UTTER joke! We had less than an hour of rain on the Heygate. I even managed to BURN my forehead fixing the Sierra. Those clowns at Exeter couldnt forecast the outcome of a Chinese election. Where's Heygate? Will -- The Heygate Estate . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heygate_Estate How much would you give to swap Heytor for Heygate!!?? Lovely eh?! To call it a ******** would be doing a favour. LOL.




A "********" it may be. But at least theres plenty of JOBS down here. And the people have hearts of gold





Big Jim.

Have you seen the Strata wind turbines in action ye, cos I aint, cor blimey..


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