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Jim Cannon January 16th 15 11:36 AM

SEVERE Arctic blast coming in EIGHT days early, says Sir Piers
 
WeatherAction Stratospheric Warming Forecast 'revolutionary success'
- News and Forecast update released
- Loaded into ALL* forecast services
(*except B+I Whole-Spring-Now)

WeatherAction's revolutionary forecast for a 'Sudden (upper) Stratospheric Warming' and implications for EXTRA WILD Jet stream behaviour and the possibility of some extra Snow deluges Brit+Ire+Eu and USA (and opposite weather in places) has been confirmed although coming in about 8 days early. "This was a 'Trial' forecast with larger than usual uncertainties", said Sir Piers Corbyn "and we are very pleased with the success. The earliness is interesting but does not take away from the general success of the Jet stream going even more wild on an 8 day earlier cue. This is a great result for our Solar Lunar Action Technique. It demonstrates, yet again, that extreme events and major Jet Stream changes are driven from above - by solar activity , which is why CO2-warmism and Standard meteorology cannot explain or forecast wild Jet stream behaviour or get a look-in to effective long range forecasting.

The Report-update discusses implications for snow deluges and wild weather contrasts to the start of Feb, so essentially only covers January weather; therefore it is included in 30d BI, Eu and USA and 'RTQ' (Red Weather and thunder/tornado + Quake risk) services. The first SSW-JS-Snow forecast issued on 15Dec covered Feb in detail so was NOT in Jan 30d Services for BI, Eu or USA or RTQ.

Richard Dixon[_3_] January 16th 15 01:28 PM

SEVERE Arctic blast coming in EIGHT days early, says Sir Piers
 
On Friday, 16 January 2015 11:36:09 UTC, Jim Cannon wrote:
has been confirmed although coming in about 8 days early.


GUFFAW

Dawlish January 16th 15 02:51 PM

SEVERE Arctic blast coming in EIGHT days early, says Sir Piers
 
On Friday, January 16, 2015 at 11:36:09 AM UTC, Jim Cannon wrote:
WeatherAction Stratospheric Warming Forecast 'revolutionary success'
- News and Forecast update released
- Loaded into ALL* forecast services
(*except B+I Whole-Spring-Now)

WeatherAction's revolutionary forecast for a 'Sudden (upper) Stratospheric Warming' and implications for EXTRA WILD Jet stream behaviour and the possibility of some extra Snow deluges Brit+Ire+Eu and USA (and opposite weather in places) has been confirmed although coming in about 8 days early. "This was a 'Trial' forecast with larger than usual uncertainties", said Sir Piers Corbyn "and we are very pleased with the success. The earliness is interesting but does not take away from the general success of the Jet stream going even more wild on an 8 day earlier cue. This is a great result for our Solar Lunar Action Technique. It demonstrates, yet again, that extreme events and major Jet Stream changes are driven from above - by solar activity , which is why CO2-warmism and Standard meteorology cannot explain or forecast wild Jet stream behaviour or get a look-in to effective long range forecasting.

The Report-update discusses implications for snow deluges and wild weather contrasts to the start of Feb, so essentially only covers January weather; therefore it is included in 30d BI, Eu and USA and 'RTQ' (Red Weather and thunder/tornado + Quake risk) services. The first SSW-JS-Snow forecast issued on 15Dec covered Feb in detail so was NOT in Jan 30d Services for BI, Eu or USA or RTQ.


Just laughable. Now anything even 8 days out is a successful forecast, in your eyes. If it wasn't so laughable, it would be hilarious. Oh, It is laughable. Well there you go.

Thank you for the entertainment piers.

Dawlish January 16th 15 04:35 PM

SEVERE Arctic blast coming in EIGHT days early, says Sir Piers
 
On Friday, January 16, 2015 at 3:45:30 PM UTC, Malcolm wrote:
In article , Jim
Cannon writes
WeatherAction Stratospheric Warming Forecast 'revolutionary success'
- News and Forecast update released
- Loaded into ALL* forecast services
(*except B+I Whole-Spring-Now)

WeatherAction's revolutionary forecast for a 'Sudden (upper)
Stratospheric Warming' and implications for EXTRA WILD Jet stream
behaviour and the possibility of some extra Snow deluges Brit+Ire+Eu
and USA (and opposite weather in places) has been confirmed although
coming in about 8 days early. "This was a 'Trial' forecast with larger
than usual uncertainties", said Sir Piers Corbyn "and we are very
pleased with the success. The earliness is interesting but does not
take away from the general success of the Jet stream going even more
wild on an 8 day earlier cue. This is a great result for our Solar
Lunar Action Technique. It demonstrates, yet again, that extreme events
and major Jet Stream changes are driven from above - by solar activity
, which is why CO2-warmism and Standard meteorology cannot explain or
forecast wild Jet stream behaviour or get a look-in to effective long
range forecasting.

The Report-update discusses implications for snow deluges and wild
weather contrasts to the start of Feb, so essentially only covers
January weather; therefore it is included in 30d BI, Eu and USA and
'RTQ' (Red Weather and thunder/tornado + Quake risk) services. The
first SSW-JS-Snow forecast issued on 15Dec covered Feb in detail so was
NOT in Jan 30d Services for BI, Eu or USA or RTQ.



ROFL!!

You couldn't make it up! Oh, he just has :-))

Now, about that forecast on 9th December:
"This will probably be the most extreme 5 days of snow blizzards and and
gales in Britain and Ireland for 100 years, being more severe than the
worst events of December 2010 (which were also correctly forecast by
WeatherAction)."

How late is that now?


--
Malcolm


It's the way piers posts this crap, then runs away, never to answer any questions about it. 'Mad' doesn't even begin to tell the tale.

John Hall[_2_] January 16th 15 04:44 PM

SEVERE Arctic blast coming in EIGHT days early, says Sir Piers
 
In message , Jim
Cannon writes
the possibility of some extra Snow deluges Brit+Ire+Eu and USA (and
opposite weather in places)


He seems to be covering all the bases.
--
I'm not paid to implement the recognition of irony.
(Taken, with the author's permission, from a LiveJournal post)


Lawrence Jenkins January 16th 15 04:57 PM

SEVERE Arctic blast coming in EIGHT days early, says Sir Piers
 
On Friday, 16 January 2015 16:54:47 UTC, John Hall wrote:
In message , Jim
Cannon writes
the possibility of some extra Snow deluges Brit+Ire+Eu and USA (and
opposite weather in places)


He seems to be covering all the bases.
--
I'm not paid to implement the recognition of irony.
(Taken, with the author's permission, from a LiveJournal post)




Well at least snow won't be covering all bases.

Martin Brown January 16th 15 05:27 PM

SEVERE Arctic blast coming in EIGHT days early, says Sir Piers
 
On 16/01/2015 16:44, John Hall wrote:
In message , Jim
Cannon writes


the possibility of some extra Snow deluges Brit+Ire+Eu and USA (and
opposite weather in places)


He seems to be covering all the bases.


It is the typical fortune tellers "prediction" that can never be wrong.

"It will rain or go dark before morning" conveys no useful information.

--
Regards,
Martin Brown

Tim January 16th 15 06:36 PM

SEVERE Arctic blast coming in EIGHT days early, says Sir Piers
 
On 16/01/2015 11:36, Jim Cannon wrote:
WeatherAction Stratospheric Warming Forecast 'revolutionary success'
- News and Forecast update released
- Loaded into ALL* forecast services
(*except B+I Whole-Spring-Now)

WeatherAction's revolutionary forecast for a 'Sudden (upper) Stratospheric Warming' and implications for EXTRA WILD Jet stream behaviour and the possibility of some extra Snow deluges Brit+Ire+Eu and USA (and opposite weather in places) has been confirmed ...


[Snipped]

"opposite in places", wonderful stuff. So if it's warm and sunny you can
claim a forecast for that too. A Victorian Storm Glass is more accurate
than this.


[email protected] January 16th 15 07:03 PM

SEVERE Arctic blast coming in EIGHT days early, says Sir Piers
 
On Friday, January 16, 2015 at 3:45:30 PM UTC, Malcolm wrote:
In article , Jim
Cannon writes
WeatherAction Stratospheric Warming Forecast 'revolutionary success'
- News and Forecast update released
- Loaded into ALL* forecast services
(*except B+I Whole-Spring-Now)

WeatherAction's revolutionary forecast for a 'Sudden (upper)
Stratospheric Warming' and implications for EXTRA WILD Jet stream
behaviour and the possibility of some extra Snow deluges Brit+Ire+Eu
and USA (and opposite weather in places) has been confirmed although
coming in about 8 days early. "This was a 'Trial' forecast with larger
than usual uncertainties", said Sir Piers Corbyn "and we are very
pleased with the success. The earliness is interesting but does not
take away from the general success of the Jet stream going even more
wild on an 8 day earlier cue. This is a great result for our Solar
Lunar Action Technique. It demonstrates, yet again, that extreme events
and major Jet Stream changes are driven from above - by solar activity
, which is why CO2-warmism and Standard meteorology cannot explain or
forecast wild Jet stream behaviour or get a look-in to effective long
range forecasting.

The Report-update discusses implications for snow deluges and wild
weather contrasts to the start of Feb, so essentially only covers
January weather; therefore it is included in 30d BI, Eu and USA and
'RTQ' (Red Weather and thunder/tornado + Quake risk) services. The
first SSW-JS-Snow forecast issued on 15Dec covered Feb in detail so was
NOT in Jan 30d Services for BI, Eu or USA or RTQ.



ROFL!!

You couldn't make it up! Oh, he just has :-))

Now, about that forecast on 9th December:
"This will probably be the most extreme 5 days of snow blizzards and and
gales in Britain and Ireland for 100 years, being more severe than the
worst events of December 2010 (which were also correctly forecast by
WeatherAction)."

How late is that now?


Piers would have trouble forecasting the date of Christmas Day.....


Dave Cornwell[_4_] January 21st 15 12:17 AM

SEVERE Arctic blast coming in EIGHT days early, says Sir Piers
 
Jim Cannon wrote:
WeatherAction Stratospheric Warming Forecast 'revolutionary success'
- News and Forecast update released
- Loaded into ALL* forecast services
(*except B+I Whole-Spring-Now)

WeatherAction's revolutionary forecast for a 'Sudden (upper) Stratospheric Warming' and implications for EXTRA WILD Jet stream behaviour and the possibility of some extra Snow deluges Brit+Ire+Eu and USA (and opposite weather in places) has been confirmed although coming in about 8 days early. "This was a 'Trial' forecast with larger than usual uncertainties", said Sir Piers Corbyn "and we are very pleased with the success. The earliness is interesting but does not take away from the general success of the Jet stream going even more wild on an 8 day earlier cue. This is a great result for our Solar Lunar Action Technique. It demonstrates, yet again, that extreme events and major Jet Stream changes are driven from above - by solar activity , which is why CO2-warmism and Standard meteorology cannot explain or forecast wild Jet stream behaviour or get a look-in to effective long range forecasting.

The Report-update discusses implications for snow deluges and wild weather contrasts to the start of Feb, so essentially only covers January weather; therefore it is included in 30d BI, Eu and USA and 'RTQ' (Red Weather and thunder/tornado + Quake risk) services. The first SSW-JS-Snow forecast issued on 15Dec covered Feb in detail so was NOT in Jan 30d Services for BI, Eu or USA or RTQ.

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SEVERE Arctic blast coming in EIGHT days early, says Sir Piers. No,
hang on I meant to say the 8 days early one was still on time, no wait I
mean it's still due at the beginning of February, or is that the
November one coming in late. I remember the mid February one is the
December one that was delayed a bit, I forgot the sun went in for a
couple of days in December and that I wasn't expecting. Anyway I am
clear in my own ruthlessly analytical mind that it will definitey be the
worst snow ever on February 17th. (Hang on, or was it March 17th?)
Piers.


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