What with all these "pollution" warnings today, I had to laugh watching the BBC breakfast news. With all the seriousness Charlie Staid and Louise Munchkin could slap on with a trowel, they spoke of the 'killer ' fog and went straight to their reporter on the Brighton sea front. He then proceeded to speak with all the gravitas he had learned at the Italia Conte school he'd attended as a lad and to speak of the 'deadly' toxic pollution that was threatening our south eastern resorts or in Brighton's case a suburb.

Only problem was as his report sent chills down the spines of the dumb and dumber, a jogger behind him in the distance on his left shoulder came running up the promenade sprightly as you like with no apparent problems with breathing whatsoever !!!!
Obviously no one had told this health fanatic that their lungs would burn in hell . Oh well BBC, I think you need to relocate yet again.......this time to Shepperton Studios where you can create your own reality.