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Old July 22nd 17, 09:44 PM posted to uk.politics.misc,uk.sci.weather
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I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the
socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas. However, for the
first time in Llangollen I saw a walking black bin bag. At least she
wasn’t wearing a burka. Not only that I saw two gays holding hands
whilst they walked alongside the River Dee, at least they didn’t kiss
each other.

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On Saturday, 22 July 2017 21:44:14 UTC+1, Big Jumper wrote:
I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the
socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas. However, for the
first time in Llangollen I saw a walking black bin bag. At least she
wasn’t wearing a burka. Not only that I saw two gays holding hands
whilst they walked alongside the River Dee, at least they didn’t kiss
each other.

And they all saw a twisted old git, and probably looked the other way.

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On Saturday, 22 July 2017 21:44:14 UTC+1, Big Jumper wrote:
I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the
socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas.


I hope you pronounced it properly. 100-1 against. Overall, Wales is a somewhat more socialist country than England. I suppose you knew that.

Tudor Hughes

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On 22/07/2017 22:35, Tudor Hughes wrote:
On Saturday, 22 July 2017 21:44:14 UTC+1, Big Jumper wrote:
I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the
socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas.


I hope you pronounced it properly. 100-1 against. Overall, Wales is a somewhat more socialist country than England. I suppose you knew that.

Tudor Hughes


You mean 'Lan' with a lisp and the 'gollen' spoken as gothlen.

I find Welsh a nice rhythmic language and I like to learn it. The Welsh
people are socialist in an old way of the proletariat, rather than the
new socialism of the middle class liberals.

I helped a young mother over the footbridge at Ruabon with her
pushchair, and her mother with a heavy suitcase. They were both very
appreciative, I like being helpful and considerate, I don’t think that
such behaviour is sexist in any way.

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On Sun, 23 Jul 2017 00:16:46 +0100, Big Jumper
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OBWeather: It's dark out the square window so I've no idea what the
weather is doing, nor do I much care. I'm not under siege, water, fire
or attack so all is cool.
So far.
Oh, it's also quiet so I doubt the thunderstorms are nearby. Pity. I
like thorms. The Tuesday ones were lovely. I got wet.


I helped a young mother over the footbridge at Ruabon with her
pushchair, and her mother with a heavy suitcase. They were both very
appreciative,


And the entire railway system applauded. Millions yelled your name in
orgasmic awe and you were instantly promoted from Second Looey Kunnel
to Light Kernel of the Heavy Foot And Teeth and gave you many, many
medals for valour above and beyond the call of crickets.
You are so *MANLY* and wonderful that it is amazing that you aren't
Prime Minister, Supreme High Priestess, Generalissimo-for-life and
Pope-in-Chief.
Maybe next week?

I like being helpful and considerate,



********. You like to interfere in your idiotic, bombastic,
General-Colonel-Blimpish way, blundering about messing with the proles
so they tip their hats, loudly and proudly proclaim "Gud-unnyeh,
yeronna" and give you a shilling.
You are a buffoon of the finest water who just can't let well enough
alone. You have an overly inflated need to be noticed and a small
man's urge to be praised.
In short, you are a wizened wassoch.

I don’t think that
such behaviour is sexist in any way.


Of course it is.
No one ever, *EVER* thinks to help old, fattish, hairy, ugly, little
males no matter how sickly, crippled and burdened we are.
Blondes (note the "e") with big teats get more offers than they can
ever use.
Or want.
Of course it is sexist. No one helps me because no one wants to boff
me and no one particularly likes me. Blondes with pretty lumpies are
the exact opposite.
I *GUARANTEE* that you would never consider offering to help me carry
my monthly shopping to my home. Not even once.

"Sexist" is in your genes and you lie poorly when denying it.



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OBWeather again: as it is a weather group, I just thought the
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That's nice to know, isn't it?
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On 23/07/2017 00:16, Big Jumper wrote:
On 22/07/2017 22:35, Tudor Hughes wrote:
On Saturday, 22 July 2017 21:44:14 UTC+1, Big Jumper wrote:
I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the
socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas.


I hope you pronounced it properly. 100-1 against. Overall, Wales is
a somewhat more socialist country than England. I suppose you knew that.

Tudor Hughes


You mean 'Lan' with a lisp and the 'gollen' spoken as gothlen.

I find Welsh a nice rhythmic language and I like to learn it.


Try learning English first.

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On 23/07/2017 01:23, John wrote:
On Sun, 23 Jul 2017 00:16:46 +0100, Big Jumper
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You have been told, ****wit.


Hey, I'm the one who calls him a '****wit'!


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On 2017-07-23 05:39:15 +0000, Col said:

On 23/07/2017 00:16, Big Jumper wrote:
On 22/07/2017 22:35, Tudor Hughes wrote:
On Saturday, 22 July 2017 21:44:14 UTC+1, Big Jumper wrote:
I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the
socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas.

I hope you pronounced it properly. 100-1 against. Overall, Wales is
a somewhat more socialist country than England. I suppose you knew that.

Tudor Hughes


You mean 'Lan' with a lisp and the 'gollen' spoken as gothlen.

I find Welsh a nice rhythmic language and I like to learn it.


Try learning English first.


For once he was really funny.

'Lan with a lisp'?

One can say lisp with a lithp but not Lan as there is no eth in Lan. Hilarious.

'gollen as gothlen'?

Never. All the people with the dyed black hair, piercings, black lippy
and nail polish, with clothing to match. I want to go there so bad ...
if only to see them all holding hands.

He 'likes to learn it' but has yet to attempt it.
I do have one question. Who operates his computer for him? He can't
possibly do it by himself. Perhaps it's one of those defective chat
bots.

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On 22/07/17 21:44, Big Jumper wrote:

Please end it.

I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the
socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas. However, for the
first time in Llangollen I saw a walking black bin bag. At least she
wasn’t wearing a burka. Not only that I saw two gays holding hands
whilst they walked alongside the River Dee, at least they didn’t kiss
each other.

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On Sat, 22 Jul 2017 21:44:19 +0100, Big Jumper
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I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the
socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas. However, for the
first time in Llangollen I saw a walking black bin bag. At least she
wasn’t wearing a burka. Not only that I saw two gays holding hands
whilst they walked alongside the River Dee, at least they didn’t kiss
each other.


wear dark glasses

Matthew 5:29
"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from
thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should
perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell."

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