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I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the
socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas. However, for the first time in Llangollen I saw a walking black bin bag. At least she wasn’t wearing a burka. Not only that I saw two gays holding hands whilst they walked alongside the River Dee, at least they didn’t kiss each other. --- This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. https://www.avast.com/antivirus |
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On Saturday, 22 July 2017 21:44:14 UTC+1, Big Jumper wrote:
I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas. However, for the first time in Llangollen I saw a walking black bin bag. At least she wasn’t wearing a burka. Not only that I saw two gays holding hands whilst they walked alongside the River Dee, at least they didn’t kiss each other. And they all saw a twisted old git, and probably looked the other way. |
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On Saturday, 22 July 2017 21:44:14 UTC+1, Big Jumper wrote:
I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas. I hope you pronounced it properly. 100-1 against. Overall, Wales is a somewhat more socialist country than England. I suppose you knew that. Tudor Hughes |
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On 22/07/2017 22:35, Tudor Hughes wrote:
On Saturday, 22 July 2017 21:44:14 UTC+1, Big Jumper wrote: I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas. I hope you pronounced it properly. 100-1 against. Overall, Wales is a somewhat more socialist country than England. I suppose you knew that. Tudor Hughes You mean 'Lan' with a lisp and the 'gollen' spoken as gothlen. I find Welsh a nice rhythmic language and I like to learn it. The Welsh people are socialist in an old way of the proletariat, rather than the new socialism of the middle class liberals. I helped a young mother over the footbridge at Ruabon with her pushchair, and her mother with a heavy suitcase. They were both very appreciative, I like being helpful and considerate, I don’t think that such behaviour is sexist in any way. --- This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. https://www.avast.com/antivirus |
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On Sun, 23 Jul 2017 00:16:46 +0100, Big Jumper
wrote: snip OBWeather: It's dark out the square window so I've no idea what the weather is doing, nor do I much care. I'm not under siege, water, fire or attack so all is cool. So far. Oh, it's also quiet so I doubt the thunderstorms are nearby. Pity. I like thorms. The Tuesday ones were lovely. I got wet. I helped a young mother over the footbridge at Ruabon with her pushchair, and her mother with a heavy suitcase. They were both very appreciative, And the entire railway system applauded. Millions yelled your name in orgasmic awe and you were instantly promoted from Second Looey Kunnel to Light Kernel of the Heavy Foot And Teeth and gave you many, many medals for valour above and beyond the call of crickets. You are so *MANLY* and wonderful that it is amazing that you aren't Prime Minister, Supreme High Priestess, Generalissimo-for-life and Pope-in-Chief. Maybe next week? I like being helpful and considerate, ********. You like to interfere in your idiotic, bombastic, General-Colonel-Blimpish way, blundering about messing with the proles so they tip their hats, loudly and proudly proclaim "Gud-unnyeh, yeronna" and give you a shilling. You are a buffoon of the finest water who just can't let well enough alone. You have an overly inflated need to be noticed and a small man's urge to be praised. In short, you are a wizened wassoch. I don’t think that such behaviour is sexist in any way. Of course it is. No one ever, *EVER* thinks to help old, fattish, hairy, ugly, little males no matter how sickly, crippled and burdened we are. Blondes (note the "e") with big teats get more offers than they can ever use. Or want. Of course it is sexist. No one helps me because no one wants to boff me and no one particularly likes me. Blondes with pretty lumpies are the exact opposite. I *GUARANTEE* that you would never consider offering to help me carry my monthly shopping to my home. Not even once. "Sexist" is in your genes and you lie poorly when denying it. --- TWO DASHES THEN A SPACE THEN NEWLINE. You have been told, ****wit. This email USENET POSTING. Usenet may have started as an email add-on several decades ago but so did Face****. Sort of. has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. OUTGOING STUFF SHOULD *NEVER* NEED TO BE CHECKED. If it is, that check is telling us that your AV-ware is ****e and can't be trusted to keep malware from your machine. Think about it. Assuming you are capable of this action. Also, *WE* are responsible for keeping malware from *our* boxes. There is no way we are going to skip searching your "emails" just because some lying spam tells us they are clean. We've seen Nigeria's 419's. https://www.SPAM-CO/antivirus SPAM. Please check your settings. Remove this from your "emails". Having it shows that you are an inconsiderate prat and are using defective software that can't protect you. It is a ****-poor advertisement for even more ****-poor programs. Open your AV-ware. Settings or Options. Signature. NO SIGNATURE. Or are you to dim to do this? OBWeather again: as it is a weather group, I just thought the readership would like the additional observation that the airs are not condensing out so the local temperatures must be a touch higher than the sublimation point of carbon-dioxide and possibly higher than the vaporisation point of nitrogen. That's nice to know, isn't it? J. |
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On 23/07/2017 00:16, Big Jumper wrote:
On 22/07/2017 22:35, Tudor Hughes wrote: On Saturday, 22 July 2017 21:44:14 UTC+1, Big Jumper wrote: I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas. I hope you pronounced it properly. 100-1 against. Overall, Wales is a somewhat more socialist country than England. I suppose you knew that. Tudor Hughes You mean 'Lan' with a lisp and the 'gollen' spoken as gothlen. I find Welsh a nice rhythmic language and I like to learn it. Try learning English first. -- Col Bolton, Lancashire 160m asl Snow videos: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3QvmL4UWBmHFMKWiwYm_gg |
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On 23/07/2017 01:23, John wrote:
On Sun, 23 Jul 2017 00:16:46 +0100, Big Jumper wrote: --- TWO DASHES THEN A SPACE THEN NEWLINE. You have been told, ****wit. Hey, I'm the one who calls him a '****wit'! This email USENET POSTING. Usenet may have started as an email add-on several decades ago but so did Face****. Sort of. has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. OUTGOING STUFF SHOULD *NEVER* NEED TO BE CHECKED. If it is, that check is telling us that your AV-ware is ****e and can't be trusted to keep malware from your machine. Think about it. Assuming you are capable of this action. It's a pity it doesn't check his posts for racism. -- Col Bolton, Lancashire 160m asl Snow videos: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3QvmL4UWBmHFMKWiwYm_gg |
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On 2017-07-23 05:39:15 +0000, Col said:
On 23/07/2017 00:16, Big Jumper wrote: On 22/07/2017 22:35, Tudor Hughes wrote: On Saturday, 22 July 2017 21:44:14 UTC+1, Big Jumper wrote: I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas. I hope you pronounced it properly. 100-1 against. Overall, Wales is a somewhat more socialist country than England. I suppose you knew that. Tudor Hughes You mean 'Lan' with a lisp and the 'gollen' spoken as gothlen. I find Welsh a nice rhythmic language and I like to learn it. Try learning English first. For once he was really funny. 'Lan with a lisp'? One can say lisp with a lithp but not Lan as there is no eth in Lan. Hilarious. 'gollen as gothlen'? Never. All the people with the dyed black hair, piercings, black lippy and nail polish, with clothing to match. I want to go there so bad ... if only to see them all holding hands. He 'likes to learn it' but has yet to attempt it. I do have one question. Who operates his computer for him? He can't possibly do it by himself. Perhaps it's one of those defective chat bots. -- Asha minnies.opcop.org.uk nature.opcop.org.uk pictures.opcop.org.uk |
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On 22/07/17 21:44, Big Jumper wrote:
Please end it. I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas. However, for the first time in Llangollen I saw a walking black bin bag. At least she wasn’t wearing a burka. Not only that I saw two gays holding hands whilst they walked alongside the River Dee, at least they didn’t kiss each other. --- This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. https://www.avast.com/antivirus |
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On Sat, 22 Jul 2017 21:44:19 +0100, Big Jumper
wrote: I went to Llangollen, Wales today. I was hoping to leave behind, the socialist modernity that infects the UK's urban areas. However, for the first time in Llangollen I saw a walking black bin bag. At least she wasn’t wearing a burka. Not only that I saw two gays holding hands whilst they walked alongside the River Dee, at least they didn’t kiss each other. wear dark glasses Matthew 5:29 "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." -- www.abelard.org |
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