"James Brown" wrote in message
...
The wife suggested a thread on the lines of the 'I'm sorry I haven't a
clue' prog.

One for starters:

Mr and Mrs Thanitwasyesterday and their dismal daughter, Claudia
Thanitwasyesterday


Any more?

James
--
James Brown


Musical accompaniment will be provided by Victor Sylvester playing your all
time winter favourite foxtrot:
Snow , Snow , Thick Thick Snow

And a special hello to this fleeting threesome, just arrived from the
Fishermen's Ball....but suitably attired for the Meteorologist's Ball also :
Mr and Mrs Erbank and their Dog.
I should also like to add that accompanying them, fresh from the Hospital
Ball, ably organised by Lady Owers and her husband ,Sir Gerry, were a
Scandinavian threesome also, Mr and Mrs Toplast, and their son Lars. I hear
the music was organised by Mr and Mrs Ube and their pornographic son, Blue
Dan.

Robert




"David Sutcliffe" wrote in message
...

"James Brown" wrote in message
...
The wife suggested a thread on the lines of the 'I'm sorry I haven't a
clue' prog.

One for starters:

Mr and Mrs Thanitwasyesterday and their dismal daughter, Claudia
Thanitwasyesterday


Any more?

James
--
James Brown


Musical accompaniment will be provided by Victor Sylvester playing your
all
time winter favourite foxtrot:
Snow , Snow , Thick Thick Snow

"Robert Hill" wrote in
:

And a special hello to this fleeting threesome, just arrived from the
Fishermen's Ball....but suitably attired for the Meteorologist's Ball
also : Mr and Mrs Erbank and their Dog.
I should also like to add that accompanying them, fresh from the
Hospital Ball, ably organised by Lady Owers and her husband ,Sir Gerry,
were a Scandinavian threesome also, Mr and Mrs Toplast, and their son
Lars. I hear the music was organised by Mr and Mrs Ube and their
pornographic son, Blue Dan.

Well, if we're off topic, let's not forget Sir Jekyll Support...

Richard

"Richard Dixon" wrote in
message
. 1.4...
"Robert Hill" wrote in
:

And a special hello to this fleeting threesome, just
arrived from the
Fishermen's Ball....but suitably attired for the
Meteorologist's Ball
also : Mr and Mrs Erbank and their Dog.
I should also like to add that accompanying them, fresh
from the
Hospital Ball, ably organised by Lady Owers and her
husband ,Sir Gerry,
were a Scandinavian threesome also, Mr and Mrs Toplast,
and their son
Lars. I hear the music was organised by Mr and Mrs Ube
and their
pornographic son, Blue Dan.

Well, if we're off topic, let's not forget Sir Jekyll
Support...

Richard

And if memory serves me right, I distinctly recall him
arriving in his Humber, dressed as always in a Fair Isle
sweater.

Robert

"Martin Crozier" wrote in message
...


Prithee be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Force-Eight and
their daughter Gail.

Not forgetting their daughter from a previous marriage -
Storm.

Martin

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't she arrive with her
new beau - Mr Forte Scale?

Robert

"Robert Hill" wrote in message
.. .

"Martin Crozier" wrote in
message
...


Prithee be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Force-Eight and
their daughter Gail.

Not forgetting their daughter from a previous marriage -
Storm.

Martin

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't she arrive with her
new beau - Mr Forte Scale?

Robert

Major apologies for this error, this was at the Amalfi
Piano Tuners Ball....

On Sun, 22 Feb 2004 14:31:42 +0000, James Brown
wrote:

The wife suggested a thread on the lines of the 'I'm sorry I haven't a
clue' prog.

One for starters:

Mr and Mrs Thanitwasyesterday and their dismal daughter, Claudia
Thanitwasyesterday



Any more?


Mr and Mrs Cliniczone and their son Barry.
Mr and Mrs Chill and their daughter Win.
Mr and Mrs Stream-Cirrus and their son Jet.


James

Well, if we're off topic, let's not forget Sir Jekyll
Support...
Richard

And if memory serves me right, I distinctly recall him
arriving in his Humber, dressed as always in a Fair Isle
sweater.
Robert

Was that the car which had a boulmer instead of a horn?

Anne

Musical accompaniment will be provided by Victor Sylvester playing your
all
time winter favourite foxtrot:
Snow , Snow , Thick Thick Snow
David Sutcliffe

ROFLOL! Pure genius, David

Anne

Not forgetting their daughter from a previous marriage - Storm.

Daughter? The former (and maybe present) photographic editor of Weather was
Storm Dunlop, who's definitely a bloke. I've met him.

Meanwhile can we have a big hand, please for Mr and Mrs
Bennettlookatthebloodyraingetthewashingin and their son Gordon.......

More in this style at http://rab.angrycake.com/mc/

to which I am a contributor, under a misleading and rubicund pseudonym.

Much of the stuff here has been well up to that standard. :-)

Tudor Hughes