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John DH February 24th 05 11:34 AM

BBC Milking Stool
 
One report this morning showed a car, which was parked overnight, had at
least 2 inches of snow on it! One lady presenter claimed it was so cold that
she was wearing 5, yes 5 layers of clothes. So that's knickers and bra,
petticoat or slip, blouse, cardigan and a light coat. All I can say is that
I'm glad the BBC and Sky were not aware that my car had 6 inches of snow on
it last month. I just couldn't bear the thought of BBC and SKY news film
units outside my house.
The media really are milking this down to the last snow flake.

John D



cupra February 24th 05 12:05 PM

BBC Milking Stool
 
John DH wrote:
One report this morning showed a car, which was parked overnight, had
at least 2 inches of snow on it! One lady presenter claimed it was so
cold that she was wearing 5, yes 5 layers of clothes. So that's
knickers and bra, petticoat or slip, blouse, cardigan and a light
coat. All I can say is that I'm glad the BBC and Sky were not aware
that my car had 6 inches of snow on it last month. I just couldn't
bear the thought of BBC and SKY news film units outside my house.
The media really are milking this down to the last snow flake.

John D


I suggest a training course to the Alps... -25degC whilst blowing a gale
should sort 'em.



cupra February 24th 05 12:05 PM

BBC Milking Stool
 
John DH wrote:
One report this morning showed a car, which was parked overnight, had
at least 2 inches of snow on it! One lady presenter claimed it was so
cold that she was wearing 5, yes 5 layers of clothes. So that's
knickers and bra, petticoat or slip, blouse, cardigan and a light
coat. All I can say is that I'm glad the BBC and Sky were not aware
that my car had 6 inches of snow on it last month. I just couldn't
bear the thought of BBC and SKY news film units outside my house.
The media really are milking this down to the last snow flake.

John D


I suggest a training course to the Alps... -25degC whilst blowing a gale
should sort 'em.



cupra February 24th 05 12:05 PM

BBC Milking Stool
 
John DH wrote:
One report this morning showed a car, which was parked overnight, had
at least 2 inches of snow on it! One lady presenter claimed it was so
cold that she was wearing 5, yes 5 layers of clothes. So that's
knickers and bra, petticoat or slip, blouse, cardigan and a light
coat. All I can say is that I'm glad the BBC and Sky were not aware
that my car had 6 inches of snow on it last month. I just couldn't
bear the thought of BBC and SKY news film units outside my house.
The media really are milking this down to the last snow flake.

John D


I suggest a training course to the Alps... -25degC whilst blowing a gale
should sort 'em.



cupra February 24th 05 12:05 PM

BBC Milking Stool
 
John DH wrote:
One report this morning showed a car, which was parked overnight, had
at least 2 inches of snow on it! One lady presenter claimed it was so
cold that she was wearing 5, yes 5 layers of clothes. So that's
knickers and bra, petticoat or slip, blouse, cardigan and a light
coat. All I can say is that I'm glad the BBC and Sky were not aware
that my car had 6 inches of snow on it last month. I just couldn't
bear the thought of BBC and SKY news film units outside my house.
The media really are milking this down to the last snow flake.

John D


I suggest a training course to the Alps... -25degC whilst blowing a gale
should sort 'em.



Nick February 24th 05 02:08 PM

BBC Milking Stool
 
- And on Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:05:07 -0000, it was spake thus in said in message " cupra" :

John DH wrote:
One report this morning showed a car, which was parked overnight, had
at least 2 inches of snow on it! One lady presenter claimed it was so
cold that she was wearing 5, yes 5 layers of clothes. So that's
knickers and bra, petticoat or slip, blouse, cardigan and a light
coat. All I can say is that I'm glad the BBC and Sky were not aware
that my car had 6 inches of snow on it last month. I just couldn't
bear the thought of BBC and SKY news film units outside my house.
The media really are milking this down to the last snow flake.

John D


I suggest a training course to the Alps... -25degC whilst blowing a gale
should sort 'em.


How about somewhere like Alaska or Antarctica, that'd be better...
--
Nick in Northallerton
www.whelan.me.uk
Also nickw7coc on
Yahoo Messenger
& on MSN Messenger

Nick February 24th 05 02:08 PM

BBC Milking Stool
 
- And on Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:05:07 -0000, it was spake thus in said in message " cupra" :

John DH wrote:
One report this morning showed a car, which was parked overnight, had
at least 2 inches of snow on it! One lady presenter claimed it was so
cold that she was wearing 5, yes 5 layers of clothes. So that's
knickers and bra, petticoat or slip, blouse, cardigan and a light
coat. All I can say is that I'm glad the BBC and Sky were not aware
that my car had 6 inches of snow on it last month. I just couldn't
bear the thought of BBC and SKY news film units outside my house.
The media really are milking this down to the last snow flake.

John D


I suggest a training course to the Alps... -25degC whilst blowing a gale
should sort 'em.


How about somewhere like Alaska or Antarctica, that'd be better...
--
Nick in Northallerton
www.whelan.me.uk
Also nickw7coc on
Yahoo Messenger
& on MSN Messenger

Nick February 24th 05 02:08 PM

BBC Milking Stool
 
- And on Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:05:07 -0000, it was spake thus in said in message " cupra" :

John DH wrote:
One report this morning showed a car, which was parked overnight, had
at least 2 inches of snow on it! One lady presenter claimed it was so
cold that she was wearing 5, yes 5 layers of clothes. So that's
knickers and bra, petticoat or slip, blouse, cardigan and a light
coat. All I can say is that I'm glad the BBC and Sky were not aware
that my car had 6 inches of snow on it last month. I just couldn't
bear the thought of BBC and SKY news film units outside my house.
The media really are milking this down to the last snow flake.

John D


I suggest a training course to the Alps... -25degC whilst blowing a gale
should sort 'em.


How about somewhere like Alaska or Antarctica, that'd be better...
--
Nick in Northallerton
www.whelan.me.uk
Also nickw7coc on
Yahoo Messenger
& on MSN Messenger

Nick February 24th 05 02:08 PM

BBC Milking Stool
 
- And on Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:05:07 -0000, it was spake thus in said in message " cupra" :

John DH wrote:
One report this morning showed a car, which was parked overnight, had
at least 2 inches of snow on it! One lady presenter claimed it was so
cold that she was wearing 5, yes 5 layers of clothes. So that's
knickers and bra, petticoat or slip, blouse, cardigan and a light
coat. All I can say is that I'm glad the BBC and Sky were not aware
that my car had 6 inches of snow on it last month. I just couldn't
bear the thought of BBC and SKY news film units outside my house.
The media really are milking this down to the last snow flake.

John D


I suggest a training course to the Alps... -25degC whilst blowing a gale
should sort 'em.


How about somewhere like Alaska or Antarctica, that'd be better...
--
Nick in Northallerton
www.whelan.me.uk
Also nickw7coc on
Yahoo Messenger
& on MSN Messenger

cupra February 24th 05 02:34 PM

BBC Milking Stool
 
Nick wrote:
- And on Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:05:07 -0000, it was spake thus in
said in message " cupra"
:

John DH wrote:
One report this morning showed a car, which was parked overnight,
had at least 2 inches of snow on it! One lady presenter claimed it
was so cold that she was wearing 5, yes 5 layers of clothes. So
that's knickers and bra, petticoat or slip, blouse, cardigan and a
light coat. All I can say is that I'm glad the BBC and Sky were not
aware that my car had 6 inches of snow on it last month. I just
couldn't bear the thought of BBC and SKY news film units outside my
house. The media really are milking this down to the last snow
flake.

John D


I suggest a training course to the Alps... -25degC whilst blowing a
gale should sort 'em.


How about somewhere like Alaska or Antarctica, that'd be better...


No go I'm afraid - there's no 5 star hotels for the media luvvies to base
themselves in :)




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