How long has that bugger been waiting out there? And how long is it due
to last? If it goes through this spell into the next, it must surely
build up to Just Too Damned Big.

Is there a limit on how big such a cyclone can be out there? I'm glad
the the SE got some rain at last, as I hoped it might -but this is
ridiculous. Isn't it?

Some neo-astrology:
The moon is smack on the equator right now; a neutral point; one that
cyclones for instance can not cross. So if it gets through tonight, it
can only build if solar declinations have anything to go by. After
Saturday we will know. (Or not as the case might be.)
http://www.weather.org.uk/charts/UKCpf120.gif

Or is it something to do with that blighter Chandler?

When the night has come and things are black and the moon is a poor
light to me. I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid even though no
bugger here will stand by me! Stand by me, no no no! No one stand by
me, I don't give a stuff that you won't stand by me.

Sometimes the sky that we aught to look up to, can fall, fall down on
you and me. And the mountains that we thought were so strong and firm,
end up badly crumpled by the sea. I won't cry, not I. I will not be in
fear, as long as you know nothing more.
Nothing that is, all that much more...
.... than me.

Weatherlawyer wrote:
How long has that bugger been waiting out there? And how long is it due
to last? If it goes through this spell into the next, it must surely
build up to Just Too Damned Big.

At last an ET.
We have a 65 KM/hr(?) (I wish they would use knots like any sensible
navigator would! Bloody scientific mumbo jumbo) heading for Manilla in
time for the change of lunar phases -if not spell.
http://satellite.ehabich.info/hurricane-watch.htm

What the hell is wrong with the Beaufort Scale anyway? Morons!

How the fecking hell far is a kilometer?

What the hell is wrong with the Beaufort Scale anyway? Morons!

How the fecking hell far is a kilometer?

No mention of Klumplomps on here but ahhh feccit work it out for
yourself if you want to:
http://www.destination-cornwall.co.u...nformation.htm

Weatherlawyer wrote:

At last an ET. A 65 KM/hr storm heading for Manilla in time for the change of lunar
phases -if not spell. http://satellite.ehabich.info/hurricane-watch.htm

This thing is growing hour by hour. And the misty weather is moving
into the UK at the same rate.

Just one of those things. I can't believe I'm the first person to
notice this. Me and god eh?

Whatever next?

I'm too good for this place!

Weatherlawyer wrote:
Weatherlawyer wrote:

At last an ET. A 65 KM/hr storm heading for Manilla in time for the change of lunar
phases -if not spell. http://satellite.ehabich.info/hurricane-watch.htm

This thing is growing hour by hour. And the misty weather is moving
into the UK at the same rate.

Official warnings of landslides and flash floods have been issued in
the Philippines as tropical storm Chanchu moves closer.

The storm, with winds up to 100 kilometres an hour, is expected to be
within 70 kilometres of the southern tip of Samar island early on
Friday.

Chanchu is expected to swing past the north coast of Mindoro island
near the capital, Manila, on Sunday.

Storm alerts have been issued for the central islands of Samar,
Masbate, Leyte, and Biliran as well as parts of the southern island of
Mindanao.

Residents are advised to take appropriate action.
http://abcasiapacific.com/news/stori...es_1636249.htm

It's Typhoon Chanchu now according to
http://satellite.ehabich.info/hurricane-watch.htm
120 Km/Hr. I don't know what that is in proper vectors but it seems
fast.

I wonder what records there are of these things causing landslides in
days of yore when there were trees on the Philippines.

A storm approaching the Philippines and the East Sea will cause heavy
rains in southern Vietnam, the Vietnamese weather bureau predicted
Thursday.

The southern Hydro-Meteorological Forecasting Center said Storm Chanchu
was moving northwest by west towards southern Philippines.

It could reach the East Sea Saturday morning and thus become the first
storm this year on the sea, the centre added.

Two days from now*, the storm will begin to cool down the currently hot
weather in the central region and bring more rains in the central
highlands.

The southern coastal region and Ho Chi Minh City are expected to
experience heavy rains.

The name Chanchu was submitted by Macao and is a Chinese word for
pearl.
http://www.thanhniennews.com/travel/...7&newsid=15365

That's miles and miles away. About 20 degrees according to this map:
http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/middl...asia_pol00.jpg

(Worth bookmarking the home page BTW if only just to reassure yourself
that Texas can occassionally surprise you with news that it can supply
the world with something more useful than a chimpanzee with brain
damage and vigilantes that, let loose on world politics, can be any
thing as evil as Joseph Stalin and Adolph Hitler could with a lot less
dangerous technology.)

*What spell would that be I wonder**

**No I don't. I already knew:
http://aa.usno.navy.mil/data/docs/MoonPhase.html

Weatherlawyer wrote:
Weatherlawyer wrote:

A storm approaching the Philippines and the East Sea will cause heavy
rains in southern Vietnam, the Vietnamese weather bureau predicted
Thursday.

The southern Hydro-Meteorological Forecasting Center said Storm Chanchu
was moving northwest by west towards southern Philippines.

It could reach the East Sea Saturday morning and thus become the first
storm this year on the sea, the centre added.


But it looks to be heading toward Hong Kong without slowing down all
that much.


Two days from now*, the storm will begin to cool down the currently hot
weather in the central region and bring more rains in the central
highlands.

The southern coastal region and Ho Chi Minh City are expected to
experience heavy rains.

The name Chanchu was submitted by Macao and is a Chinese word for
pearl.
http://www.thanhniennews.com/travel/...7&newsid=15365

*What spell would that be I wonder**

**No I don't. I already knew:
http://aa.usno.navy.mil/data/docs/MoonPhase.html


Did I mention Merapi by the way? If I ws a gambling man I'd put my
money on the 17th but any time from the 15th looks good:
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exer...36C6DA31D8.htm

It looks to be getting ready for the next occluded front that commes
out of that damned low glowering at us frrom the Atlantic.
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exer...36C6DA31D8.htm

Who gives a crap about all this junk you're spewing about .... go away.

Hank Sniadoch wrote:

Who gives a crap about all this junk you're spewing about .... go away.

Ah, Mr Hanky, you small squat wiper, where have you been and what did
you do there you disgusting little repository?

Not that I care.

Today I am in a mellow mood and wish you no harm. Today I am willing to
accede to your illness and its demands that you post you negativity in
my direction this mellow spring day.

http://groups.google.co.uk/groups/se...GaWg&scoring=d

I see that you have taken the day off yourself. That is a very great
pity, for you aught to continue wearing it. In fact the more wearing
you are surmounted by, the less we will have to suffer in empathy.

I am very empathetic however, so your pathetic-ism has me mystified as
well as enobled due to my magnanimity. So come back anytime you wish to
hear big words that may not have a meaning, just like you.

You like you, that is. I like big words not you although you may like
big words. I don't care about that as much as I care about you. They
don't have to mean anything -like you, I mean.

BTW:

Can you do something about your name? Hank Snotdoctor sounds too much
like you are a trasmitter of hospital diseases. Are you a transmitter
of disease? I get the impression you aspire to hurt and pain. Are you
in pain? Are your hands full of pain or is it snot?

Or are they hanks of snot not hands of snot? So where are your hands?
Are you sitting on them? Is that why you are covered in snot? What an
absolutely perfect name for you. Well done. Can you tap with your nose
or is it dripping? Is it beef dripping or have you run out of beef?

Is that why you are here again?

To stock up? But you are already full of something.

Do you aspire to being a snot wad or are you a snotwad that would like
to be an arsewipe? So many questions.

Weatherlawyer wrote:

Two days from now*, the storm will begin to cool down the currently hot
weather in the central region and bring more rains in the central highlands.

Did I mention Merapi by the way? If I ws a gambling man I'd put my
money on the 17th but any time from the 15th looks good:
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exer...36C6DA31D8.htm

It looks to be getting ready for the next occluded front that commes
out of that damned low glowering at us frrom the Atlantic.
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exer...36C6DA31D8.htm

Looking at the 90 degree anlge projected on this site, one would have
to wonder what was going on. There is a considerable amount of power
being used up in that area one way and another.

I have to admit to being a little suprised. But with winds gusting at
over 213 kilometers per hour or whatever that is in English, and Merapi
threatening to blow it's stack, I can't say that I'm going to be the
only one.

Now at least we shall see what a Low Pressure Area existing for so
long, out where it doesn't belong, is worth.

You still there hankie?

Who gives a crap about all this junk you're spewing about .... go away.

I give a crap! I care! I read everything Weatherlawyer vrite. Even though
I`m not so good in English anymore and doesnt understand everything. I read
most of it and find it interesting. Keep it up WL! :-)

Cory.