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Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter! -- Col Bolton, Lancashire 160m asl |
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![]() "Col" wrote in message ... www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1193615796 Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter! -- Col Bolton, Lancashire 160m asl Oh, that will stay with me for ages, the stuff of nightmares, but that Joanna Gosling is no nightmare IMHO. Tony |
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Col wrote:
www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1193615796 Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter! And he followed that by singing "tiptoe through the tulips". -- Graham P Davis, Bracknell, Berks., UK. E-mail: newsman, not newsboy. "What use is happiness? It can't buy you money." [Chic Murray, 1919-85] |
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Tony Powell wrote:
"Col" wrote in message ... www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1193615796 Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter! -- Col Bolton, Lancashire 160m asl Oh, that will stay with me for ages, the stuff of nightmares, but that Joanna Gosling is no nightmare IMHO. Tony Like high speed dubbing with a flutter problem. .................................................. ............................ " WARNING: this posting contains " " The perfect groom for your daughter is Jack Osbourne! " " Otter Valley? Where's the Colder one? " " Songs of Praise, with Roy Chubby Brown! " " The loneliness of the long distance 24-7 weather forecaster! " " Your broken pencil is carbon neutral! " " SIR Steve McClaren ?! " --------------------------------------------- | BRITISH AIRWAYS | | | | GORDON BROWN H M GOVT | | | |HEATHROW TO CHERNOBYL ONE WAY | --------------------------------------------- " The bigger the terrorist you are, the more you'll be honoured in old age! " " Sorry Nelson and Gerry, didn't see you there! " " He [Piers Corbyn ] tried to explain [his new technique] using 500 Mb thickness charts and I had never heard such utter waffle in all my life" Will Hand " Watch it, or We'll play 'Club Tropicana' again! " " Well, facebook search did say 'poke her'! " " Sex maniacs sign up for the SIT ON YOUR facebook! " " If you work in BST, you're not a meteorologist! " " In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. " Mark Twain " So Dan 'Da Vinci code' Brown comes from Exeter, eh? " " Strange, but wonderful; a lifetime's study " Brian May on Frank Zappa " Knickerless Parsons?! " " Your shoes look frumpy, almost bad enough to go to church in! " " Sorry your Grace, didn't see you there! " " What's the point of a world army? There's noone to fight! " David Icke " There are two kinds of busy - where you're doing a lot, and where you're not capable of doing a lot! " " Fines are taxes! " " If you say someone's 'mentally ill', you can't stand the fact that they're making more real progress than you! " " Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Sid Vicious! " " If the economic fundamentals are 'sound', we're doomed! " " If you're not like George Galloway, you're crap! " " The Met. Office doesn't have management. It has manageturbation. " " If 'finances' is said plural, you're doomed!" " I'm shortsighted darling, so your ceiling mirrors were useless " " It has always been fatal when somebody finds out too much too suddenly " Aleister Crowley " Conrad Black is even scarier than Cilla Black! " " I'm not just saying this! " " You need a challenge, like being Patrick Stewart's hairdresser! " " Forty-six inches!!! " " What's that tiny pamphlet? 'Success in British Tennis' " " How was Fido when I was away on holiday? ... " " ... Delicious! " " If you say 'we need to move forward', that means you're a stupid f***er with no specific idea how to proceed, and a rival does know! " " This is supposed to be entertainment! " " Make your head explode! " " Did you think the toilets would be open? " " 3D snooker?! " " Have that one ready for the space station " " Taxes are fines " " Why, are you a poofter? " " Sorry Dale, I forgot my glasses! " " Another Exeter, you idiot! " " You're funny if the last word you say begins with 'B' and ends with 'S' " " Have that one ready for the Queen's speech! " " Mike looks almost normal! " " A **** off button? I think I've got one on this machine! " " It's Saturday, you idiot " " Romford Airport? " " Don't you try to look behind my eyes: you don't wanna know what they have seen! " Frank Zappa " Have you got a licence for that chin darling? " " I'm rubbish at this! " " Sixteen inches! " " Put that one lower down! " " Let's get out while the going's bad! " " Ladies and Gentlemen! If you're hungry, enjoy a slap-up meal; if you're a masochist, see me later for a slap-up slap! " |
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![]() "Malcolm" wrote in message ... In article , Col writes www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1193615796 Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter! Quite funny. This was in the group of 'Recent Popular Media' underneath it. Much funnier, IMO, and what a skill! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cce_1192833795 -- Malcolm .............. yes I watched that as well - good ball skills and with small melons. Dave |
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On Oct 30, 5:27 pm, Malcolm wrote:
In article , Col writes www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1193615796 Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter! Quite funny. This was in the group of 'Recent Popular Media' underneath it. Much funnier, IMO, and what a skill! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cce_1192833795 Ermm...... that was faked Malcolm, stage managed for the idiots of this world. |
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Malcolm wrote:
In article . com, writes On Oct 30, 5:27 pm, Malcolm wrote: In article , Col writes www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1193615796 Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter! Quite funny. This was in the group of 'Recent Popular Media' underneath it. Much funnier, IMO, and what a skill! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cce_1192833795 Ermm...... that was faked Malcolm, stage managed for the idiots of this world. Aww, I never would have guessed! You've spoilt it :-)) I think I first saw it in a TV advert a while ago. -- Graham P Davis, Bracknell, Berks., UK. E-mail: newsman, not newsboy. "What use is happiness? It can't buy you money." [Chic Murray, 1919-85] |
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