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www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1193615796

Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter!
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www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1193615796

Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter!
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Oh, that will stay with me for ages, the stuff of nightmares, but that
Joanna Gosling is no nightmare IMHO.

Tony


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Col wrote:

www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1193615796

Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter!


And he followed that by singing "tiptoe through the tulips".

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Tony Powell wrote:
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www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1193615796

Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter!
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Bolton, Lancashire
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Oh, that will stay with me for ages, the stuff of nightmares, but that
Joanna Gosling is no nightmare IMHO.

Tony



Like high speed dubbing with a flutter problem.



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" Songs of Praise, with Roy Chubby Brown! "

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"Malcolm" wrote in message
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In article , Col
writes
www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1193615796

Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter!


Quite funny.

This was in the group of 'Recent Popular Media' underneath it.

Much funnier, IMO, and what a skill!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cce_1192833795

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.............. yes I watched that as well - good ball skills and with small
melons.

Dave




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On Oct 30, 5:27 pm, Malcolm wrote:
In article , Col
writes

www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1193615796


Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter!


Quite funny.

This was in the group of 'Recent Popular Media' underneath it.

Much funnier, IMO, and what a skill!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cce_1192833795





Ermm...... that was faked Malcolm, stage managed for the idiots of
this world.

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Malcolm wrote:


In article . com,
writes
On Oct 30, 5:27 pm, Malcolm wrote:
In article , Col
writes

www.liveleak.com/view?i=2bc_1193615796

Actually I think he sounds only a little bit dafter!

Quite funny.

This was in the group of 'Recent Popular Media' underneath it.

Much funnier, IMO, and what a skill!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cce_1192833795





Ermm...... that was faked Malcolm, stage managed for the idiots of
this world.

Aww, I never would have guessed! You've spoilt it :-))


I think I first saw it in a TV advert a while ago.

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