"Doctor ever since this recent cold spell I've developed an
unexplainable urge to shout out things in public using a cockney
accent"

"Well what sort of things are you shouting Mr Davis?"
"
Stuff like, "IT'S TATERS and then there's "ITS BLEEDIN' PARKY" and
every now and again I cry out totally inexplicably "BLIMEY ITS ENOUGH
TO FREEZE THE MICHAEL'S OF A BRASS MONKEY".

Is it serious Docter?

No don't worry Mr Davis its just the common cold.

On Jan 16, 9:03*pm, wrote:
"Doctor ever since this *recent cold spell I've developed an
unexplainable urge to shout out things in public using a cockney
accent"

"Well what sort of things are you shouting Mr Davis?"
"
Stuff like, "IT'S TATERS and then there's "ITS BLEEDIN' *PARKY" and
every now and again I cry out totally inexplicably "BLIMEY ITS ENOUGH
TO FREEZE THE MICHAEL'S OF A BRASS MONKEY".

Is it serious Docter?

No don't worry Mr Davis *its just the common cold.

Not common enough to say "balls" though. Where do you get
these jokes, Lawrence? I've seen better in Reader's Digest.

Tudor Hughes, Warlingham, Surrey.

Tudor Hughes wrote:
"BLIMEY ITS ENOUGH
TO FREEZE THE MICHAEL'S OF A BRASS MONKEY".

Is it serious Docter?

No don't worry Mr Davis its just the common cold.

Not common enough to say "balls" though. Where do you get
these jokes, Lawrence? I've seen better in Reader's Digest.


Not only that.. The balls in question were British Navy cannon balls and the
Brass Monkey was a rack to hold them in on the ship's deck. As the
temperature dropped the brass contracted letting the balls drop out.

Even though the statuesque well hung brass primate is a better image in my
mind for cold weather, he could have said balls with a clear conscience!

Round these parts (fnur fnur) it's generally shortened to "I'm freezing me
******** off!" with an additional "innit" depending on age...

Vb

On Jan 17, 1:07*am, Tudor Hughes wrote:
On Jan 16, 9:03*pm, wrote:

"Doctor ever since this *recent cold spell I've developed an
unexplainable urge to shout out things in public using a cockney
accent"

"Well what sort of things are you shouting Mr Davis?"
"
Stuff like, "IT'S TATERS and then there's "ITS BLEEDIN' *PARKY" and
every now and again I cry out totally inexplicably "BLIMEY ITS ENOUGH
TO FREEZE THE MICHAEL'S OF A BRASS MONKEY".

Is it serious Docter?

No don't worry Mr Davis *its just the common cold.

* * * * Not common enough to say "balls" though. *Where do you get
these jokes, Lawrence? *I've seen better in Reader's Digest.

Tudor Hughes, Warlingham, Surrey.

No it was rather sad Tudor, it came to me as I went for my evening
walk-maybe I should avoid walking?

On Jan 17, 12:37*pm, wrote:
On Jan 17, 1:07*am, Tudor Hughes wrote:





On Jan 16, 9:03*pm, wrote:

"Doctor ever since this *recent cold spell I've developed an
unexplainable urge to shout out things in public using a cockney
accent"

"Well what sort of things are you shouting Mr Davis?"
"
Stuff like, "IT'S TATERS and then there's "ITS BLEEDIN' *PARKY" and
every now and again I cry out totally inexplicably "BLIMEY ITS ENOUGH
TO FREEZE THE MICHAEL'S OF A BRASS MONKEY".

Is it serious Docter?

No don't worry Mr Davis *its just the common cold.

* * * * Not common enough to say "balls" though. *Where do you get
these jokes, Lawrence? *I've seen better in Reader's Digest.

Tudor Hughes, Warlingham, Surrey.

No it was rather sad Tudor, it came to me as I went for my evening
walk-maybe I should avoid walking?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Cerainly not! You are only looking for an excuse to use your ride on
mower, now that your conscience has driven you to get rid of your leaf
blower :-)
There is no need to worry for anyone to worry about the common cold.
The problem can be solved quite easily on EBay by seaching for
spherical brass.

Cheers, Alastair.

On Jan 18, 6:49*pm, Alastair wrote:
On Jan 17, 12:37*pm, wrote:





On Jan 17, 1:07*am, Tudor Hughes wrote:

On Jan 16, 9:03*pm, wrote:

"Doctor ever since this *recent cold spell I've developed an
unexplainable urge to shout out things in public using a cockney
accent"

"Well what sort of things are you shouting Mr Davis?"
"
Stuff like, "IT'S TATERS and then there's "ITS BLEEDIN' *PARKY" and
every now and again I cry out totally inexplicably "BLIMEY ITS ENOUGH
TO FREEZE THE MICHAEL'S OF A BRASS MONKEY".

Is it serious Docter?

No don't worry Mr Davis *its just the common cold.

* * * * Not common enough to say "balls" though. *Where do you get
these jokes, Lawrence? *I've seen better in Reader's Digest.

Tudor Hughes, Warlingham, Surrey.

No it was rather sad Tudor, it came to me as I went for my evening
walk-maybe I should avoid walking?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Cerainly not! You are only looking for an excuse to use your ride on
mower, now that your conscience has driven you to get rid of your leaf
blower :-)
There is no need to worry for anyone to worry about the common cold.
The problem can be solved quite easily on EBay by seaching for
spherical brass.

Cheers, Alastair.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Alastair

I only used that leag Blower onceand that was to compile a collection
og Birchleaves which I've thrashed myself with ever since.