I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the airport when this chink
comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like
kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?"

He says "No, why the fluck you ask me?"

I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."

On Sunday, 7 June 2015 11:26:17 UTC+1, Jack Warner wrote:
I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the airport when this chink
comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like
kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?"

He says "No, why the fluck you ask me?"

I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."




Bit strong there Jack, is it a reaction to your THIEFA arrest?

On Sunday, 7 June 2015 23:49:49 UTC+1, John wrote:
On Sun, 7 Jun 2015 03:38:02 -0700 (PDT), Lawrence Jenkins
wrote:

On Sunday, 7 June 2015 11:26:17 UTC+1, Jack Warner wrote:
I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the airport when this chink
comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like
kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?"

He says "No, why the fluck you ask me?"

I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."


The joke would have had far more punch, and would have been more in
keeping with English humour had you resisted the last three words.
Sound it out in your head and you will see what I mean.
That final phrase removes all humour from the encounter and renders
it thuggish and unappealing. Without it, the First Person Narrator
could be a typical Englishman expressing dry wit.

I suspect you have seen far too many "comedy" movies and TV serials
from the USAliens.

"...they **** you on the drive-through, they know they can so they
****** you on the drive through ..." may be humour to unsophisticated
Disney-fed USAliens but it is less that witty to us.

Bonus points for movie, character, location and the rest of the
monologue.






Bit strong there Jack, is it a reaction to your THIEFA arrest?

"THIEFA"? Pun on "FIFA"?

J.

Off course 'THIEFA'. Why we are taling Jack Warner here, right?

On Monday, 8 June 2015 20:54:18 UTC+1, John wrote:
On Mon, 8 Jun 2015 01:38:28 -0700 (PDT), Lawrence Jenkins
wrote:

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J.

Off course 'THIEFA'. Why we are taling Jack Warner here, right?

Yes, but I thought he was an actor who portrayed a policeman in a
weekly televised photoplay some years ago?
Did he also play football?

Full disclosu No TV, I don't read the things newspapers have
become and my lack of interest in sport of all sorts is only exceeded
by my lack of interest in movies *about* sports.

OBweather: it's not so cold today as it was some months ago.
J.

Well you obviously use the internet, look up recent hits for Dixon of Dock Green and then the bloke who took literally millions upon millions in backhanders representing THIEFA