A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and
felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on

The Scottish woman came to him and said, "Ave ya ever been ****ed,
laddie?" The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."