The wife suggested a thread on the lines of the 'I'm sorry I haven't a
clue' prog.

One for starters:

Mr and Mrs Thanitwasyesterday and their dismal daughter, Claudia
Thanitwasyesterday


Any more?

James
--
James Brown

James Brown wrote

One for starters:
Mr and Mrs Thanitwasyesterday and their dismal daughter, Claudia
Thanitwasyesterday

Mr and Mrs Graff and their changeable son Barry
Mrs and Mrs Therr and their son Mal coming up now
Mrs and Mrs Q Mulus and their daughter Alta

Anne

Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Ticyclone and their daughter Ann.

And here are Mr and Mrs Abaticlapserate and their daughter, who's been caught
in a heavy shower. So please be upstanding for Saturated Adey . . . .

Prithee be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Force-Eight and their daughter Gail.

That's enough. Tudor Hughes.

Mr & Mrs Caine, and their son, Harry
Mr& Mrs Sopened, and their son, Evan
Mr & Mrs Front, and their daughter, Anna
Mr & Mrs Spout and their son, Walter


Chris
"TudorHgh" wrote in message
...
Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Ticyclone and their daughter Ann.

And here are Mr and Mrs Abaticlapserate and their daughter, who's been
caught
in a heavy shower. So please be upstanding for Saturated Adey . . . .

Prithee be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Force-Eight and their daughter Gail.

That's enough. Tudor Hughes.

Prithee be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Force-Eight and their daughter Gail.

Not forgetting their daughter from a previous marriage - Storm.

Martin

On Sun, 22 Feb 2004 16:53:32 -0000, "Martin Crozier"
wrote:



Prithee be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Force-Eight and their daughter Gail.

Not forgetting their daughter from a previous marriage - Storm.

And please welcome Mr and Mrs Tornado and their daughter Minnie.


--
Paul

"Paul C" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 22 Feb 2004 16:53:32 -0000, "Martin Crozier"
wrote:



Prithee be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Force-Eight and their daughter Gail.

Not forgetting their daughter from a previous marriage - Storm.

And please welcome Mr and Mrs Tornado and their daughter Minnie.

I love it!

Then there is Mr an Mrs Preshun and their daughter, Minnie's miserable cousin,
Dee.

Cheers, Alastair.

James Brown wrote in
:

Any more?

A slightly contrived one (in the style of the late Willy Rushton's arrivals)

Mr and Mrs Mat-Change and their son, Clive.

Sorry
Richard

... and who is this arriving? Of course, those daily attendees, Mr and
Mrs Runsareneeded ... and, "as ever", accompanied by their daughter
Maureen, (known as Mo).

On 22 Feb 2004 18:25:03 GMT, Richard Dixon
wrote:

James Brown wrote in
:

Any more?

A slightly contrived one (in the style of the late Willy Rushton's arrivals)

Mr and Mrs Mat-Change and their son, Clive.

Sorry
Richard


Hehe

And Ladies and Gentlemen at last, and long-awaited,

Mr and Mrs Lowe and their hyperactive son, Paul R Lowe.

and all the way from Iceland, where they run a Chinese take-away,

Mr and Mrs Ly and their frigid daughter, Ly Ti-Sing.

and Mr and Mrs Warming bringing their son with the radioactive
testicles, known to his friends as Glo-Ball Warming.

and lastly a couple of gatecrashers:

Mr & Mrs Misleadingloadacodswallop and their son, Bill Giles.



Sorry again

Paul