Oh the irony.
I like stereotypes as 9 times out of 10 they tend to be correct- that's why
they're stereotypes! So it occured to me that the sort of people who eat
hardcore wholemeal bread and I don't mean the fluffy dyed stuff from mothers
pride or some brand. No I mean that wholemeal bread you find in health food
shops-you now the stuff that's so heavy it would contravene EEC guidelines
on moving & handling. Now I always get the immpression via friends, some
family and life experience that the bulk of people that consume this stuff
tend gravitate towards groupds like
Greenpeace, Friends of the Earth and all sorts of Environmentally orientated
groups. Dare I say anti-global warming protagonist. So as I bought some of
this bread yesterday from my local health food shop in Gaia aware Sydenham,
I had a couple of slices for breakfast this morning. After a physical
struggle to cut the bread I decided to toast it Bloody hell this stuff takes
for ever!
I estimate it takes up to four times as much gas to toast this stuff as it
does with the equivalent white, frowned upon capitalist bread. To make
matters worse you put this heathly organic bread out for the birds they
*ignore it* Yes it's a fact mother nature doesn't like wholemeal bread.
So my conclusions are that toasted Whomeal bread is a major producer of
Co2, in addition it's hostile to the natural world.
Alastair and Kieth take heed, go down to your local Safeways/Morrisons
today, they're doing a special offer on White Medium Slice.
A new slogan for Earth Day
"Mother Earth-Mother's Pride"
Start saving the earth today and earn bonus points.


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"Larry Jenkins" wrote in message
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Oh the irony.
I like stereotypes as 9 times out of 10 they tend to be correct- that's why
they're stereotypes! So it occured to me that the sort of people who eat
hardcore wholemeal bread and I don't mean the fluffy dyed stuff from mothers
pride or some brand. No I mean that wholemeal bread you find in health food
shops-you now the stuff that's so heavy it would contravene EEC guidelines
on moving & handling. Now I always get the immpression via friends, some
family and life experience that the bulk of people that consume this stuff
tend gravitate towards groupds like
Greenpeace, Friends of the Earth and all sorts of Environmentally orientated
groups. Dare I say anti-global warming protagonist. So as I bought some of
this bread yesterday from my local health food shop in Gaia aware Sydenham,
I had a couple of slices for breakfast this morning. After a physical
struggle to cut the bread I decided to toast it Bloody hell this stuff takes
for ever!
I estimate it takes up to four times as much gas to toast this stuff as it
does with the equivalent white, frowned upon capitalist bread. To make
matters worse you put this heathly organic bread out for the birds they
*ignore it* Yes it's a fact mother nature doesn't like wholemeal bread.
So my conclusions are that toasted Whomeal bread is a major producer of
Co2, in addition it's hostile to the natural world.
Alastair and Kieth take heed, go down to your local Safeways/Morrisons
today, they're doing a special offer on White Medium Slice.
A new slogan for Earth Day
"Mother Earth-Mother's Pride"
Start saving the earth today and earn bonus points.

Oh Damn! Nearly got Lawrence converted to a green way of life
but he wouldn't bite the bullet.

Gritting his teeth, Alastair.

Alastair. After eating that bread there was a bullet, but it wasn't at the
biting end! ; ^)




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"Larry Jenkins" wrote in message
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Oh the irony.
I like stereotypes as 9 times out of 10 they tend to be correct- that's
why
they're stereotypes! So it occured to me that the sort of people who
eat
hardcore wholemeal bread and I don't mean the fluffy dyed stuff from
mothers
pride or some brand. No I mean that wholemeal bread you find in health
food
shops-you now the stuff that's so heavy it would contravene EEC
guidelines
on moving & handling. Now I always get the immpression via friends, some
family and life experience that the bulk of people that consume this
stuff
tend gravitate towards groupds like
Greenpeace, Friends of the Earth and all sorts of Environmentally
orientated
groups. Dare I say anti-global warming protagonist. So as I bought some
of
this bread yesterday from my local health food shop in Gaia aware
Sydenham,
I had a couple of slices for breakfast this morning. After a physical
struggle to cut the bread I decided to toast it Bloody hell this stuff
takes
for ever!
I estimate it takes up to four times as much gas to toast this stuff as
it
does with the equivalent white, frowned upon capitalist bread. To make
matters worse you put this heathly organic bread out for the birds they
*ignore it* Yes it's a fact mother nature doesn't like wholemeal bread.
So my conclusions are that toasted Whomeal bread is a major producer of
Co2, in addition it's hostile to the natural world.
Alastair and Kieth take heed, go down to your local Safeways/Morrisons
today, they're doing a special offer on White Medium Slice.
A new slogan for Earth Day
"Mother Earth-Mother's Pride"
Start saving the earth today and earn bonus points.

Oh Damn! Nearly got Lawrence converted to a green way of life
but he wouldn't bite the bullet.

Gritting his teeth, Alastair.





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"Larry Jenkins" wrote in message


Alastair. After eating that bread there was a bullet, but it wasn't at the
biting end! ; ^)

Converts your white linen undies to brown corduroy too.

But the fact is that the birds will eat it once they get used to it.
They tend to associate white with the scraps they are usually fed.

See how long it takes them to eat anything else besides brown bread that
hasn't got the tell tale white target written all over it.

I wish I could eat cereals again. A nice fresh REAL bread sandwich with
a
ham and tomato salad in it. Mmmmmmmm!


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"Larry Jenkins" wrote in message


Alastair. After eating that bread there was a bullet, but it wasn't at the
biting end! ; ^)

Converts your white linen undies to brown corduroy too.

But the fact is that the birds will eat it once they get used to it.
They tend to associate white with the scraps they are usually fed.

How about taking a slice of white bread, shaping it into a "ball" and
seeing how high it will bounce. Of course, if you like having a rubber-
like "bread" in your stomach, go on eating white!
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How about taking a slice of white bread, shaping it into a "ball" and
seeing how high it will bounce. Of course, if you like having a rubber-
like "bread" in your stomach, go on eating white!

I can't eat any cereal my dear much as I should like to.

Well I can if I want to produce clouds of greenhouse gasses that would
rival a vegetarian's output.


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"Rosalind" wrote in message


How about taking a slice of white bread, shaping it into a "ball" and
seeing how high it will bounce. Of course, if you like having a rubber-
like "bread" in your stomach, go on eating white!

I can't eat any cereal my dear much as I should like to.

Well I can if I want to produce clouds of greenhouse gasses that would
rival a vegetarian's output.


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