Weatherlawyer wrote:

Ane Update to ye Prefeptf of ye Yndegatigable WeatherLawyer
Beinge yne parte Yne explanatione of ye Ephemerydes of Ye Three Bodie
Probleme.


Taken yn yttes afpectf Ye Lunar Ephemyridef produced for Navigators bye
Her Most Britannic Majefties Admiralty atte ye Rutherforde
Labouratoryes
ande ye othere place

4.
Ande yfe untoe ye refidue of ane houre thereof fhalt be added ane half
of ane houre;
Yfe ye tyme of ye phafe shalt be for anne wet fpell;
Then fhalt be yncreafed ynne prefipitatione by ye fame amounte
theretoe.

Butte yfe yte fhould be added unto ane dry fpell;
Then canne ye weathere be noe finer but untoe ytte fhalle be added
greater warmthe.

(Or notte af ye case mighte be.)

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Damned Google not letting me park a siggie. I keep forgetting the
diatripe:

"If I listened to the opinions of generals or military officers in the
field, we'd never have had the success we've had in running this war.
So, I'm not about to start listening now."
Donald H. Rumsfeld.

(According to the Wikipedia he served in the U.S. Navy from 1954 to
1957 as an aviator and flight instructor. Rumsfeld is an Eagle Scout
and recipient of the Distinguished Eagle Scout Award from the Boy
Scouts of America. After that his career appears to have nose dived
sharply.)

(And you thought George Bush was funny? I wonder what else we've all
missed.)