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The Oracle wrote:
..........Air conditioner. Just stud outside in a TS here in Beverley after
the hail subsided, what relief, ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!. Can't wait for the Atlantic
to roll in!


We are two days into a change of phase. There has been a significant
amount of rainfall but the singularity has brushed this off, so I
suspect no real change in the unpleasantness.

If it also goes through the spell that the phase on the 2nd of August
"should" usher in (more of the same -a thundery spell with some sort of
a breeze) then the following two spells will really be interesting.

Very interesting indeed.

Pay attention now children. Weatherlawyer is out on a limb again. Kool
or Kook, love him or loathe him he has seen something lesser mortals
can only wonder at. And, boy; he is on a roll at the moment.

Look out for occluded fronts from the low in the middle of the North
Atlantic, missing Norway, going up into the Arctic, then crossing the
coast somewhere past Lapland andentering Sweden even Norway from there.
When that happens, it seems to flower with volcanic activity earthwide.


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The Oracle wrote:
..........Air conditioner. Just stud outside in a TS here in Beverley
after
the hail subsided, what relief, ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!. Can't wait for the
Atlantic
to roll in!


We are two days into a change of phase. There has been a significant
amount of rainfall but the singularity has brushed this off, so I
suspect no real change in the unpleasantness.

If it also goes through the spell that the phase on the 2nd of August
"should" usher in (more of the same -a thundery spell with some sort of
a breeze) then the following two spells will really be interesting.

Very interesting indeed.

Pay attention now children. Weatherlawyer is out on a limb again. Kool
or Kook, love him or loathe him he has seen something lesser mortals
can only wonder at. And, boy; he is on a roll at the moment.

Look out for occluded fronts from the low in the middle of the North
Atlantic, missing Norway, going up into the Arctic, then crossing the
coast somewhere past Lapland andentering Sweden even Norway from there.
When that happens, it seems to flower with volcanic activity earthwide.

Erm I was not looking for an answer, it was just a statement, however I do
feel you are a little too unscientific for my liking!

Regards

The Oracle


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"Weatherlawyer" wrote in message
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The Oracle wrote:
..........Air conditioner. Just stud outside in a TS here in Beverley after
the hail subsided, what relief, ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!. Can't wait for the
Atlantic to roll in!


We are two days into a change of phase. There has been a significant
amount of rainfall but the singularity has brushed this off, so I
suspect no real change in the unpleasantness.

If it also goes through the spell that the phase on the 2nd of August
"should" usher in (more of the same -a thundery spell with some sort of
a breeze) then the following two spells will really be interesting.

Very interesting indeed.

Pay attention now children. Weatherlawyer is out on a limb again. Kool
or Kook, love him or loathe him he has seen something lesser mortals
can only wonder at. And, boy; he is on a roll at the moment.

Look out for occluded fronts from the low in the middle of the North
Atlantic, missing Norway, going up into the Arctic, then crossing the
coast somewhere past Lapland andentering Sweden even Norway from there.
When that happens, it seems to flower with volcanic activity earthwide.

Erm I was not looking for an answer, it was just a statement, however I do
feel you are a little too unscientific for my liking!


Unscientific?

Bearing in mind the misuse of the term these days, I should say you
have just paid me a compliment.

The fact is that while "scientists" are spending billions on reading
images supplied by satellites and in devising yet more complex and all
encompassing weather models, the KISS principle still works best.

Take for example the smart bomb that the USA is using to fuel the
middle east aggression. For all their ability to diagnose dandruff on
the lapels of their enemies, the Israelies don't even seem to know
enough to avoid shooting up the UN agency staff.

(It's not as if they have ever had any problems instituting pogroms and
final solutions against the original inhabitants of Palastine because
of the UN or any so called peace agency.)

So do you suppose they are going to make a more beneficial stab at
utilising "scientific information" from them?

Meanwhile, unscientifically speaking, can you come up with a reason
that IS scientific, for the burst of volcanic activity world wide
within days of each other? It's a good job for sleepwalkers like you
that us non scientific bods are all alive and kicking in Back Rooms all
over the world.

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Meanwhile, unscientifically speaking, can you come up with a reason
that IS scientific, for the burst of volcanic activity world wide
within days of each other? It's a good job for sleepwalkers like you
that us non scientific bods are all alive and kicking in Back Rooms all
over the world.


Is this bursts of volcanic activity in places thousands of miles apart or
in local areas that could be considered part of the same 'event'?

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Col wrote:
"Weatherlawyer" wrote in message
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Meanwhile, unscientifically speaking, can you come up with a reason
that IS scientific, for the burst of volcanic activity world wide
within days of each other? It's a good job for sleepwalkers like you
that us non scientific bods are all alive and kicking in Back Rooms all
over the world.


Is this bursts of volcanic activity in places thousands of miles apart or
in local areas that could be considered part of the same 'event'?


It strikes me as interesting that with all this heat there is
surprising little hurricane activity in the North Atlantic. Or is this
something to do with glowballs?

This years crop of disasters (and certainly from around the time of our
spat earlier this month) seem to centre on vulcanism. The number of
massive earthquakes is not unusually high yet.

(Of course that could change when this weather finally breaks. At least
in focus if not numbers. I'm pretty certain that a major quake will
arrive with the end of this singularity or whatever the experts call
it. Maybe two or three in a week or more likely a major one as with
Chile in 1976.)

And the so called Atlantic Oscillation seems to have low Highs and high
Lows at the moment, there seems to be a lot of reported noctilucent
activity and the occurence of mists has not coincided with striking
tropical and extra tropical cyclones. (Something that went hand in
glove last year.)

After that, I am just guessing. I was struck by the number of volcanoes
active for the date given on that web site (May 20th) but I did not
check out with the Smithsonian -or anywhere else, about it.

I would like an explanation for the fact that May seems to be a
favourite date for volcanic activity and I do actually believe that the
way that Atlantic storms have been avoiding both Britain and Norway but
are sneaking in via the Arctic has a lot to do with the state of play
in other geophysical phenomenae.

The reason that I write these things to newsgroups is not to fuel
responses from trolls and fools but to give myself a target to aim at
vis a vis accuracy and consistancy. I am well aware that a prophet is
not accepted at home.

That does not entitle hm to keep silent though now, does it?

I wrote earlier on Thursday, that I didn't think that this spell had
changed significantly with the phase. Then after I posted it, the
weather reporters on the morning news/spin clips, reported flooding and
major storms in the SE just where rain has been needed most. That gave
me something to think about.

But those storms too came in the back way. The spell has not changed
significantly no matter how unsettled things are. And I maintain that
there will be a lot more volcanic activity until the weather changes.

The so called oscilations such as the legendary El Nino events, call
for a remarkably small change of temperatures on the surface of the
sea. (Fractions of a degree.) OK that represents a lot of heat but God
wouldn't work that way if he wants us to run this planet.

KISS KISS KISS!

It's good enough for the monkeys but a better insight into what is
going on can be gained from the actual cyclone/anticyclone behaviour,
the features of oscillations that first brought El Nino to the world's
attention.

When these meteorological phenomenae change, so does the other stuff.
That is not to say that air pressure is causing these events per se but
that they are all inextricably linked.

As they would be if their engine is the behaviour of the three bodies
most concerned with it, the inertia in the system of the sun, moon and
earth.



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Weatherlawyer wrote:

And the so called Atlantic Oscillation seems to have
low Highs and high Lows at the moment.


Thinking about that and the fact that as husbands of the planet we
aught to have been better prepared for these events. Something about
the unusual activity of spring this year should have shown us what was
possible.

Why was there such a vigorous cold spell throughout the northern
hemisphere and only Britain got away with no snow?

Has anyone got the dates for that stuff?

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As an unscientific person, you think it's wise to be posting in a "sci"
newsgroup?

You do know sci = science

What 'shrooms are you taking?

I'll have whatever it is, you are taking Weatherlawyer

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BlueLightning wrote:
As an unscientific person, you think it's wise to be posting in a "sci"
newsgroup?

You do know sci = science


Define science, pillock.

You do know that there is a controlled amount of rectification in
modern meteorology that renders it merely an au fait folk lore do you?

Once upon a time the best that a wise farmer had to go by was the run
of events at the start of the year. And if he had an history to back it
up from his ancestors or somesuch it was usually adequate.

In the last century the weatherlore got replaced by statistical
analysis that as often as not got it wrong. These days there is a
greater bank of data to work from but it is still basically going by a
previous turn of events.

All I am doing is approaching it from the more appropriate direction of
finding out what size the cap is rather than looking at all the heads.

If this is too much for you to take in, kindly place me in your kill
file sand **** off and play with something else you fool.

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Weatherlawyer wrote:

Pay attention now children. Weatherlawyer is out on a limb again. Kool
or Kook, love him or loathe him he has seen something lesser mortals
can only wonder at. And, boy; he is on a roll at the moment.

Look out for occluded fronts from the low in the middle of the North
Atlantic, missing Norway, going up into the Arctic, then crossing the
coast somewhere past Lapland andentering Sweden even Norway from there.
When that happens, it seems to flower with volcanic activity earthwide.


Well how about that for a right mix up? We have the volcanic activity
but the fronts are normal Atlantic waves.

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Weatherlawyer wrote:
Weatherlawyer wrote:

Pay attention now children. Weatherlawyer is out on a limb again. Kool
or Kook, love him or loathe him he has seen something lesser mortals
can only wonder at. And, boy; he is on a roll at the moment.

Look out for occluded fronts from the low in the middle of the North
Atlantic, missing Norway, going up into the Arctic, then crossing the
coast somewhere past Lapland andentering Sweden even Norway from there.
When that happens, it seems to flower with volcanic activity earthwide.


Well how about that for a right mix up? We have the volcanic activity
but the fronts are normal Atlantic waves.


Some lost souls in uk.sci.weather are getting worked up by what doesn't
look like very low lows in the northern North Atlantic. Apparently they
see dastardly things ahead. Well they may be right.

But the phases show catagorically nice weather is due from the 9th:

9th AUG 10:54. This is a classically fine day.
16th AUG 1:51. This one is less classic byut still fine.
23rd AUG 19:10. And here we have a little relief in the form of rain.
31st AUG 22:57. And then a last burst of sunshine.

A lot depends on the NAO but either way: We shall see.



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