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Default Hi, I am the man who saved the auto industry! (As well as every other industry.)

Hi, I am the man who saved the auto industry! (As well as every other
industry.)

Global Warming is caused by the Sun, the moon and the stars.
The lunar calendar accurately predicts 2012 to be the date the
gravity of the planet Venus negatively affects the Moon's lunar
trajectory
and causes disruptions in the weather patterns on the planet Earth.
Known
only as, and exacerbated by, Global Warming. Though for communities
of the time, then dependent largely on agricultural industries, this
was
known as the beginning of the end times or the apocalypse.
The event of Venus' orbit pulling the moon away from us only happens
once every 60,000 to 70,000 years and coincides with landmark claims
of human survival such as the book of Genesis and the predictions of
the Maya.

In order to thwart this new enemy, or threat from outer space as I
like to call it, we need to re engineer the moons orbit back to a
position agreeable with life on earth. This should be the sole focus
of Global Warming talks and endeavors.

That new bomb the Russians invented should do the trick. Just detonate
it alongside the trajectory of the moon and nudge it back into
place. Do this every once in a while and we'll have a nice planet to
live on for a long time to come. If not, then it is Hell On Road Off,
as the heat of Hell burn us all to death.

"Control the trajectory of the moon, you control the seasons,
control the seasons, you control the weather,
control the weather, you control global warming,
control global warming, you control the food production on earth,
control the food production on earth and you control the destiny of
humanity."

Control the destiny of humanity and lead them to a safe spot or
resting point till
the rest of the future plays out before them and you are a God in our
eyes. The Elohim.


Sincerely yours,

Norman Christian Hoffmann
HAMC

www.Goodtimessociety.net http://www.Goodtimessociety.net


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