A revelation from Weatherlawyer, which God gave him, to show his
inferiors the things that must shortly take place.

And he got hold of an ephemeris from:
http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclips...se2001gmt.html
And presented its signs over the Internet, to Usenet, even to all the
things he saw.

Happy is he who reads and those who understand the words of this
prophecy, and who observe the things written in it; for the appointed
time is near.

To the Flaming Trolls in Sci.geo.earthquakes he said write:
These are the things that he says who holds the moon and stars in his
hand, he who walks in the midst of the idiots the

I know your deeds, and your work and indifference, and that you cannot
bear to be wrong and that you put those to the test who say they can
forecast but they can not and you found them liars.

You are a bloody nuisance and you have scorned my name and have not
grown a single brain cell between the lot of you. I hold this against
you, that you have left the love for honest enquiry you had at first.
(Ha!)

And to the to the regulars of Alt.talk.weather write:
Who?

And he went on to say:
I am talking to you, and I will remove your testicle from its place
unless you repent.

I know your blasphemy, those who say they themselves know a thing or
two, and yet they know not but are a bunch of *******.

Certainly unless you wake up, I shall **** all over you and you will
not know at all at what day it is nor when to get out of the rain.

Nevertheless, there are a few here that did not defile themselves and
they might learn a thing or two if they pull their fingers out. Let
the one who has an ear hear what the Weatherlawyer says to the lusers
that are worthy.

After these my previous posts, I saw and look; a sign opened in heaven
like a siren going off in my ears, calling to me, saying: What do you
think of this? I shall show you the things that must take place.

And look; a stone was in its position in heaven and three numbers
stamped on it. And the numbers that were stamped on it we

03:44; 03:34 and 03:31.

And I thought:
Funny, that's funny I thought, know what I mean? Funny?