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A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says “Martini.”
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,

“What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168.”

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and
medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says,
"Martini".
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,

"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere
tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting,
so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great
martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says,

"So... you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

http://www.cnbc.com/id/32554816

http://www.denverpost.com/commented/ci_13203950?

On Aug 16, 9:14*pm, "¦ Reality Check© ¦" wrote:
"~^ beancounter ~^" wrote in ...

Detroit, Mich. - Michigan just experienced its coldest July on record;
global temperatures haven't risen in more than a decade; Great Lakes
water levels have resumed their 30-year cyclical rise (contrary to a
decade of media scare stories that they were drying up due to global
warming), and polls show that climate change doesn't even make a list
of Michigan voters' top-ten concerns.

Hey racist Richard, when you comprehend the difference between weather and
climate,
get back to us, you pig-ignorant scumbag.

Where is the birth certificate?

hitler used to so **** like this...is comerad hussein going to
issue uniforms?


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