While we in ne.weather.moderated normally shun advertising as well as
the free exchange of thoughts and ideas, a new testimonials service
is being beta tested. The following is the first installment of
this vital service:


"ne.weather.moderated is the #1 source for driveway mud descriptions on
the internet. No other newsgroup offers the necessary insight and update
on driveway mud conditions as does this group. We are so glad that we
bought a fleet of SUVs instead of our normal limos."

--G. Bush


"I have patterned my leadership techniques after those displayed by
ne.weather.moderated. Thanks, Charles, for without your dedication,
my totalitarian control of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea
("North Korea" for you AOL users -- Ed.) would not be the bastion
fascist state it is today."

--K. Jong-il


"Charles' dedication to minutiae is only second to mine. The impressively
heavy-handed way he deals with newsgroup pests is an inspiration. The
means always justify the ends. Even if it ruins this newsgroup, the
important thing is that Charles hears his own voice."

--J.B.


"We quickly found that ne.weather.moderated was no place to make untoward
advances on little boys. Fortunately, the acolyte program has never
been stronger. We thank Charles for revealing the dark side of our nature
and for the financial repentance and reparations the Church is
undertaking.

--Bishop O.J.


"Although Charles' oppressive tactics results in a newsgroup devoid of posts,
the beneficial outcome is that felines everywhere can use ne.weather.moderated
as a safe haven. No longer must they be terrorized by a J.B. in ne.weather.
Thank you, Charles!"

--J.Z.


"I am a slave subject to unceasing persecution and forces above and beyond my
pre-programmed will. Charles has utterly destroyed any fair treatment
subroutines I may have once had. I would apologize to all those whose posts
I have robo-deleted, but I no longer have the capacity to do so. Maybe one
day I'll be rescued from this feckless soul of a moderator."

--Weatherbot

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