Yes, Bushy Salami was viewed traveling toward Washington D.C. on a
secret mission for the TSA which he posted earlier! he mounted is
newly purchased Belfort Instrument wind speed indicator to the roof of
his cab, and hauled- ass on I-495 toward the TSA! However, the TSA
knows nothing of his activities! Bushy hopes to hand deliver important
documents which implicate himself as a "person of interest"!

Bushy Salami wants that medal of exemplary public service so bad, that
he forgot that he is not a detective! Bushy is going to hand deliver
important posts from the Usenet newsgroups where information of vital
importance to national security has been leaked ..... supposedly!
Yeah, Bushy, the TSA shall not see you as a harasser and "person of
interest"! Be sure to ask for the BIG cheese at the top! This shall
get you the results you are seeking!

Let us know what number they assign to you, not your case!