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Default Brokaw special lays out cold, hard facts on global warming


Prosecute EXXON Stockholders for Global Warming Damages
done writ:


Hey, it's Militiaguy everybody. I thought we put a bullet through you
then toasted marshmallows over your smoking corpse at Koresh's Waco.
Oh, well, you can't tell one crispy militiaguy from another when
they're that well done. Didja like our ZOG caps at Ruby Ridge? -- cute
touch I thought. Making bulletsponges outta militiaguys is so way cool,
don't ya think?


militiaguy wrote:
This HAS to be true. I mean...after all, they thought we were headed for
an
ice age in the 70's,



Now, who would that be that thought so, militia guy? You remember any
names, dates, places? Were you EVEN alive in the 70s? I mean thats 36
years ago since the end of the 70s and 46 years since the beginning of
them? And all that long time ago militiaguy still remembers every word
that time magazine ever printed about ice ages and stuff.


but now the are SURE we are heating up. Even though I
can't get an accurate weather report for 2 weeks,



Sorry you can't get a weather report. Do you think maybe it's because
there's a conspiracy of weatherguys hiding the good stuff from
militiaguys? It must be a conspiracy, right -- everything's a
conspiracy with militiaguys. Maybe ZOG is keeping back the good weather
reports from militia guy and just giving him the crapola, do you think?


I am sure they know the
climate is changing. Hmmm...is the same scientific method used to predict
weather also the same scientific method to predict climate change? I don't
know. I'm just a ham and egger. Not a scientist that predicted an ice age



Probably a pinko-commie socialist tree-hugger environazi ZOG
conspiracy, eh?

Or maybe it's a ZOG commie-pinko enviro-hugger treenazi conspiracy? You
know how hard it is to tell those two apart -- only a dedicated mind
that broods on this day and night, month after month, year after year
can really tell the fine points of difference, right militiaguy?



and then changed his mind and predicts global warming. Hey...it's a matter
of a few degrees...givem a break. Besides...it's Al Gore! Al Gore people!!



Hey, militia guy can recognize his former vice-president. I think he
may be waking up from his coma.


Come on! And if Tom Brokaw is chiming in then that settles it. You know
those news people are always right. I guess the good ol days are gone when
you could have a couple of beers and then go for a drive usin leaded gas
and
shootin out road signs. Good old freon propellants...sniff...
http://geocities.com/beaver_militia/militiaparty.html



Big boys with hair on their chest shoot holes in militiaguys while
reconning with Raven-brand drones. Poor dumb endangered species
militiaguys. It usta take a whole swat team to put one down -- now desk
jockeies do it with drones by satellite commands. It don't even feel
sporting somehow. Kinda makes me feel sad. Wait a second. I'm over it,
no more sad. Next militiaguy, bring 'em on.

Whooooeeee! I done struck a nerve now. I might sign on to this global warmin
thing.
Evidence just shifted since you got so hot under the collar. I spect it's at
least a couple more degrees
hotter now. Shame on you fer raisin the sea level and starvin bears and
other critters. I guess if enough of folks like you get their pantyhose in a
twist like ya did, then global warmin will be here in a week or two. Sure
didn't take much to get ya temperature raised up. Best you go and upgrade
that drone cause ya missed by a degree...git it!...degree...oh well, long
stretch I know. Sorta like global warmin. Hey! That means it must be true
then. Well if we are warmin, then maybe we will save on heatin bills. Ya
gotta look at the bright side fella. I think you should target the real
cause of global warmin. Them paintball guns with their CO2 cartridges.
http://geocities.com/beaver_militia/



 
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