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![]() Hi! My name is Bob (CROWD: HI BOB!) and I am a puppet. I have no control over my newsgroup posts. They just go wherever the posts I reply to went. If I reply to something cross-posted here and to a sex newsgroup, I end up posting to the sex newsgroup too. Like the puppet that I am, I always let someoene else yank my strings and I never ever take control of where my posts go. I am a pathetic loser. Here are the twelve steps I used to deal with my problem. STEP 1: I admitted I am powerless over my newsgroups line and that my posting had become unmanageable. STEP 2: I came to believe that a Power greater than myself could restore my control over where my newsgroup posts go. STEP 3: I made a decision to turn my posting over to the care of God as I understand Him. STEP 4: I made a searching and fearless moral inventory of my posting history. STEP 5: I admitted to God, to myself and to others the exact nature of my crossposting wrongs. STEP 6: I became entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character. STEP 7: I humbly asked Him to remove my shortcomings. STEP 8: I made a list of all the newssgroups I had wronged and became willing to make amends to them all. STEP 9: I made direct amends to the users of those newsgroups wherever possible, except when (as would be the case if I posted to the newsgroups agaiin) to do so would injure them or others. STEP 10: I continued to take personal inventory and when I fell off the wagon and crossposted again promptly admitted it. STEP 11: I sought through prayer and meditation to improve my conscious contact with God as I understand Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out. STEP 12: Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, I am now trying to carry this message to others, and to practice the principles of only posting to newsgroups that I reasd in all of my affairs. I hope this helps... |
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