" wrote:

Costa Rica volcano erupts, national park evacuated

http://www.terradaily.com/reports/Co...ted_ 999.html

San Jose (AFP) May 24, 2010
Costa Rica's Arenal volcano erupted Monday,
spewing geysers of lava, ash and toxic gases from
its crater and forcing the evacuation of the national
park where it is located, authorities said.
[snip]

President Obama immediately declared Puerto Rico to be a disaster zone
and dispatched the US Navy to evacuate all Puerto Ricans from the
Bronx. He later said "I misquoted myself" and declared all Costa
Ricans to be honorary Amercian citizens, then dispatched the US Navy
to evacuate them from Brooklyn.

The White House has declared Project Oil on Troubled Waters a
success! By topping the Gulf of Mexico with a thin hydrocarbon skin,
water evaporation kinetics are deeply impeded and ocean chop is
suppressed. A White House spokesperson said, "the Officially most
devatating Gulf hurricane season in all recorded human history has
been reduced to nothing. $Trillions in damages and million of deaths
have been prevented with one oil well."

The US Department of Energy has been tasked with saving America's
agricultural heartland (Food for Fuel!) from tornadoes, hailstorms,
and lightning fires. Thousands of oil wells are being drilled as you
read this, all leased on political contributors' land.

--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz4.htm

On May 25, 2:37*pm, Uncle Al wrote:
" wrote:

Costa Rica volcano erupts, national park evacuated

http://www.terradaily.com/reports/Co...tional_park_ev...

San Jose (AFP) May 24, 2010
Costa Rica's Arenal volcano erupted Monday,
spewing geysers of lava, ash and toxic gases from
its crater and forcing the evacuation of the national
park where it is located, authorities said.

[snip]
Ø The idiot fascist jackass Al always posts off topic spam
and thinks he is funny
4Q Al.

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