Petershead fishing trade documentary on BBC1 at the moment, nice scene of
settled snow. Hard life in a declining industry it would seem. . Apparently
the harbour has become very as the trade has run down

Haven't seen you yet
There was however a very attractive mermaid who came in at

38
24 and
£1.20 per kilo
infortunetley due to quotas she had to go back'


Only joking

"lawrence jenkins" wrote in message
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Petershead fishing trade documentary on BBC1 at the moment, nice scene of
settled snow. Hard life in a declining industry it would seem. .
Apparently the harbour has become very as the trade has run down

Haven't seen you yet
There was however a very attractive mermaid who came in at

38
24 and
£1.20 per kilo
infortunetley due to quotas she had to go back'


Only joking

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That's more like the old Lawrence we know and love ;-)

Dave

lawrence jenkins wrote:
Petershead fishing trade documentary on BBC1 at the moment, nice scene of
settled snow. Hard life in a declining industry it would seem. . Apparently
the harbour has become very as the trade has run down

Haven't seen you yet
There was however a very attractive mermaid who came in at

38
24 and
£1.20 per kilo
infortunetley due to quotas she had to go back'


Only joking



Hi Homey, I'm Hon!

I was a wee bit asleep there.
Yes, I watched the programme, and the previous two series.

There was a very nice shot of a spot some 200 metres from where I type.
I felt this nice, warm feeling, then realised I had tipped my tea into my lap.

As for the prices, it is sad to note that my arse is worth less than fifteen bob
a pound these days (trying not to sound too foreign there).

(-:

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Gianna

http://www.buchan-meteo.org.uk
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"Gianna" wrote in message
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lawrence jenkins wrote:
Petershead fishing trade documentary on BBC1 at the moment, nice scene
of
settled snow. Hard life in a declining industry it would seem. .
Apparently
the harbour has become very as the trade has run down

Haven't seen you yet
There was however a very attractive mermaid who came in at

38
24 and
£1.20 per kilo
infortunetley due to quotas she had to go back'


Only joking



Hi Homey, I'm Hon!

I was a wee bit asleep there.
Yes, I watched the programme, and the previous two series.

There was a very nice shot of a spot some 200 metres from where I type.
I felt this nice, warm feeling, then realised I had tipped my tea into my
lap.

As for the prices, it is sad to note that my arse is worth less than
fifteen bob
a pound these days (trying not to sound too foreign there).

Dare we ask what it was priced at, when in its prime..??
--
Rob
Pasture Farm Cottages, Langtoft,
148m asl

Londongle wrote:
"Gianna" wrote in message
...
lawrence jenkins wrote:
Petershead fishing trade documentary on BBC1 at the moment, nice scene
of
settled snow. Hard life in a declining industry it would seem. .
Apparently
the harbour has become very as the trade has run down

Haven't seen you yet
There was however a very attractive mermaid who came in at

38
24 and
£1.20 per kilo
infortunetley due to quotas she had to go back'


Only joking


Hi Homey, I'm Hon!

I was a wee bit asleep there.
Yes, I watched the programme, and the previous two series.

There was a very nice shot of a spot some 200 metres from where I type.
I felt this nice, warm feeling, then realised I had tipped my tea into my
lap.
As for the prices, it is sad to note that my arse is worth less than
fifteen bob
a pound these days (trying not to sound too foreign there).

Dare we ask what it was priced at, when in its prime..??


Fittingly, I am LMAO at that!

If I could remember that far back, I would of course tell you (cough).
In those hazy hippie days, everything was free anyway although as a humble
peasant, it made little difference.


--
Gianna

http://www.buchan-meteo.org.uk
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"Gianna" wrote in message
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lawrence jenkins wrote:
Petershead fishing trade documentary on BBC1 at the moment, nice scene of
settled snow. Hard life in a declining industry it would seem. .
Apparently the harbour has become very as the trade has run down

Haven't seen you yet
There was however a very attractive mermaid who came in at

38
24 and
£1.20 per kilo
infortunetley due to quotas she had to go back'


Only joking

Hi Homey, I'm Hon!

I was a wee bit asleep there.
Yes, I watched the programme, and the previous two series.

There was a very nice shot of a spot some 200 metres from where I type.
I felt this nice, warm feeling, then realised I had tipped my tea into my
lap.

Hmmm could have been worse, like a trip to urology worse-I should know.


Whilst on Fish: There was a nice sign im my local chippy's window, they
thought they'd allay the fears of the customers who were concerened that
young immature fish were being caught.

"Please be assured that none of the fish we use have died young we can
gaurantee that all of our fish have died of old age"

They closed last week.

lawrence jenkins wrote:
"Gianna" wrote in message
...
lawrence jenkins wrote:
Petershead fishing trade documentary on BBC1 at the moment, nice scene of
settled snow. Hard life in a declining industry it would seem. .
Apparently the harbour has become very as the trade has run down

Haven't seen you yet
There was however a very attractive mermaid who came in at

38
24 and
£1.20 per kilo
infortunetley due to quotas she had to go back'


Only joking
Hi Homey, I'm Hon!

I was a wee bit asleep there.
Yes, I watched the programme, and the previous two series.

There was a very nice shot of a spot some 200 metres from where I type.
I felt this nice, warm feeling, then realised I had tipped my tea into my
lap.

Hmmm could have been worse, like a trip to urology worse-I should know.


Oh dear. No need for me to take the pee out of you then, if you have already
got men in, so to say.


Whilst on Fish: [...] They closed last week.


Ah well. Good thing I am a vegetable then.

--
Gianna

http://www.buchan-meteo.org.uk
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"Gianna" wrote in message
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lawrence jenkins wrote:
"Gianna" wrote in message
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lawrence jenkins wrote:
Petershead fishing trade documentary on BBC1 at the moment, nice scene
of settled snow. Hard life in a declining industry it would seem. .
Apparently the harbour has become very as the trade has run down

Haven't seen you yet
There was however a very attractive mermaid who came in at

38
24 and
£1.20 per kilo
infortunetley due to quotas she had to go back'


Only joking
Hi Homey, I'm Hon!

I was a wee bit asleep there.
Yes, I watched the programme, and the previous two series.

There was a very nice shot of a spot some 200 metres from where I type.
I felt this nice, warm feeling, then realised I had tipped my tea into
my lap.

Hmmm could have been worse, like a trip to urology worse-I should know.


Oh dear. No need for me to take the pee out of you then, if you have
already got men in, so to say.


Whilst on Fish: [...] They closed last week.


Ah well. Good thing I am a vegetable then.

--
Gianna



At the risk of being boastfully crude: I'm not saying that nature has
blessed me in certain parts of my anatomy but half way through the
cytcoscopy procedure the Dr and the Nurse stopped at a Little Chef for
refreshments.
I have to say it was rather uncormfortable but I should have expected that
when I saw Cecil B Demille was directing the action.

In all seriousness though and this is absolutely true, that jsut before the
probe was inserted the nurse had to inject an anti-biotic into my thigh.and
I swear that this it the truth she actually said

"Just a little prick Mr Jenkins"

Well that was like a red rag to a ball. Of course responded in the only way
possible

"Well there's no need to be personal, is there"

"lawrence jenkins" wrote in message
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"Gianna" wrote in message
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lawrence jenkins wrote:
"Gianna" wrote in message
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lawrence jenkins wrote:
Petershead fishing trade documentary on BBC1 at the moment, nice
scene
of settled snow. Hard life in a declining industry it would seem. .
Apparently the harbour has become very as the trade has run down

Haven't seen you yet
There was however a very attractive mermaid who came in at

38
24 and
£1.20 per kilo
infortunetley due to quotas she had to go back'


Only joking
Hi Homey, I'm Hon!

I was a wee bit asleep there.
Yes, I watched the programme, and the previous two series.

There was a very nice shot of a spot some 200 metres from where I
type.
I felt this nice, warm feeling, then realised I had tipped my tea into
my lap.

Hmmm could have been worse, like a trip to urology worse-I should know.


Oh dear. No need for me to take the pee out of you then, if you have
already got men in, so to say.


Whilst on Fish: [...] They closed last week.


Ah well. Good thing I am a vegetable then.

--
Gianna



At the risk of being boastfully crude: I'm not saying that nature has
blessed me in certain parts of my anatomy but half way through the
cytcoscopy procedure the Dr and the Nurse stopped at a Little Chef for
refreshments.
I have to say it was rather uncormfortable but I should have expected that
when I saw Cecil B Demille was directing the action.

In all seriousness though and this is absolutely true, that jsut before
the
probe was inserted the nurse had to inject an anti-biotic into my
thigh.and
I swear that this it the truth she actually said

"Just a little prick Mr Jenkins"

Well that was like a red rag to a ball. Of course responded in the only
way
possible

"Well there's no need to be personal, is there"



Oh lawrence you shouldn't have said that... Everyone will be agreeing with
him before too much longer!
--
Rob
Pasture Farm Cottages, Langtoft,
148m asl

lawrence jenkins wrote:

At the risk of being boastfully crude: I'm not saying that nature has
blessed me in certain parts of my anatomy but half way through the
cytcoscopy procedure the Dr and the Nurse stopped at a Little Chef for
refreshments.

It did not cross my mind that you were boasting; quite the reverse.
It must be very tiring when called upon to insert a large instrument into such a
tiny umm instrument, so I am not surprised a break was needed. What did they
have? Snorkers and veg.?


I have to say it was rather uncormfortable but I should have expected that
when I saw Cecil B Demille was directing the action.

Well yes, all goes against the flow of traffic.


In all seriousness though and this is absolutely true, that jsut before the
probe was inserted the nurse had to inject an anti-biotic into my thigh.and
I swear that this it the truth she actually said

"Just a little prick Mr Jenkins"


How observant of her. You must have been in a private hospital.


Well that was like a red rag to a ball. Of course responded in the only way
possible


Do balls not like red rags? Not if it is they that bleed, I suppose. I take it
the staff who had been off for refreshments had lost their concentration and
inserted the probe in the wrong place.

"Well there's no need to be personal, is there"

Given the procedure, it is hard to see how they could have been anything else.

On a more serious note, I trust that your wazzer is now restored to its former
glory.


--
Gianna

http://www.buchan-meteo.org.uk
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