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Jesus christ just going to the home page of UKMO reminds one of the
old Politburo or it's various news organs Pravda or say the Morning
Star. It's just full of whipped uo GW hysterria
Just look at todays home page
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/

BROTHERS, SISTERS, INTERNATIONAL GREEN NUTTERS AROUND THE WORLD.

HOW WILL ADAPT TO CLIMATE CHANGE

"the way we've always done comrade"

"WHO SAID THAT"

Not one hand goes up for fear of losing their salary and very good
final salary pension in a world where the are becoming very rare.

OKAY COMRADES AND FELLOW LEFT_WING GREEN NUTTERS OF THE WORLD: NEXT ON
OUR AGENDA.

HOW YANKEE IMPERIALIST CAPITALISM GLOBAL WARMING WILL DEVASTATE OUR
GLORIOUS ERM. (capitalist thankyou very much)....... FIVE YEAR CROP
YIELDS.

ANY MORE QUESTION COMRADE FORECASTERS ABD INTERNATIONAL GREEN NUTTERS?

One hand raises nervously in the air.

"What happened to the last forecaster who asked a question?"

THAT COMRADE IS NOW EMPLOYED IN SALT DELIVERIES.

THE NEXT PRESIDIUM OF THE GLORIOUS CONGRESS OF FORECASTERS AND GREEN
NUTTERS WILL BE ATTENDED BY THE GREAT FATHER GORDON BROWNSKY.

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On 17 Feb, 15:27, wrote:
Jesus christ just going to the home page of UKMO reminds one of the
old Politburo or it's various news organs Pravda or say the Morning
Star. It's just full of whipped uo GW hysterria
Just look at todays home pagehttp://www.metoffice.gov.uk/

BROTHERS, SISTERS, INTERNATIONAL GREEN NUTTERS AROUND THE WORLD.

HOW WILL ADAPT TO CLIMATE CHANGE

"the way we've always done comrade"

"WHO SAID THAT"

Not one hand goes up for fear of losing their salary and very good
final salary pension in a world where the are becoming very rare.

OKAY COMRADES AND FELLOW LEFT_WING GREEN NUTTERS OF THE WORLD: NEXT ON
OUR AGENDA.

HOW YANKEE IMPERIALIST CAPITALISM GLOBAL WARMING WILL DEVASTATE OUR
GLORIOUS ERM. (capitalist thankyou very much)....... FIVE YEAR CROP
YIELDS.

ANY MORE QUESTION COMRADE FORECASTERS ABD INTERNATIONAL GREEN NUTTERS?

One hand raises nervously in the air.

"What happened to the last forecaster who asked a question?"

THAT COMRADE IS NOW EMPLOYED IN SALT DELIVERIES.

THE NEXT PRESIDIUM OF THE GLORIOUS CONGRESS OF FORECASTERS AND GREEN
NUTTERS WILL BE ATTENDED BY THE GREAT FATHER GORDON BROWNSKY.


Ok, this is all a bit tongue in cheek (or a couple of drinks!) - but
in your own way I think you are correct in principal. The Met Office
are just going with the flow. If todays fashion is global warming they
will go along with it and try and make money and as soon as the next
fashion of 'the coming ice age' arrives they will adjust their story.
It's just business - that's the way the system works today. I don't
believe a word any politician says and when it comes to tomorrows
weather I prefer to have a look at the satellite pic and draw my own
conclusions! (Doh, that is assuming they are putting out real satpics!)
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"Pete L" wrote in message
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On 17 Feb, 15:27, wrote:
Jesus christ just going to the home page of UKMO reminds one of the
old Politburo or it's various news organs Pravda or say the Morning
Star. It's just full of whipped uo GW hysterria
Just look at todays home pagehttp://www.metoffice.gov.uk/

BROTHERS, SISTERS, INTERNATIONAL GREEN NUTTERS AROUND THE WORLD.

HOW WILL ADAPT TO CLIMATE CHANGE

"the way we've always done comrade"

"WHO SAID THAT"

Not one hand goes up for fear of losing their salary and very good
final salary pension in a world where the are becoming very rare.

OKAY COMRADES AND FELLOW LEFT_WING GREEN NUTTERS OF THE WORLD: NEXT ON
OUR AGENDA.

HOW YANKEE IMPERIALIST CAPITALISM GLOBAL WARMING WILL DEVASTATE OUR
GLORIOUS ERM. (capitalist thankyou very much)....... FIVE YEAR CROP
YIELDS.

ANY MORE QUESTION COMRADE FORECASTERS ABD INTERNATIONAL GREEN NUTTERS?

One hand raises nervously in the air.

"What happened to the last forecaster who asked a question?"

THAT COMRADE IS NOW EMPLOYED IN SALT DELIVERIES.

THE NEXT PRESIDIUM OF THE GLORIOUS CONGRESS OF FORECASTERS AND GREEN
NUTTERS WILL BE ATTENDED BY THE GREAT FATHER GORDON BROWNSKY.


Ok, this is all a bit tongue in cheek (or a couple of drinks!) - but
in your own way I think you are correct in principal. The Met Office
are just going with the flow. If todays fashion is global warming they
will go along with it and try and make money and as soon as the next
fashion of 'the coming ice age' arrives they will adjust their story.
It's just business - that's the way the system works today. I don't
believe a word any politician says and when it comes to tomorrows
weather I prefer to have a look at the satellite pic and draw my own
conclusions! (Doh, that is assuming they are putting out real satpics!)


---------------------------
Seen any cold spells in the last twenty years? I really don't know why but
the UK is warmer. Fact.
Also, I've noticed conspiracy theories sell well. ;-)

Dave.


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Dave Cornwell wrote:
"Pete L" wrote in message
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On 17 Feb, 15:27, wrote:
Jesus christ just going to the home page of UKMO reminds one of the
old Politburo or it's various news organs Pravda or say the Morning
Star. It's just full of whipped uo GW hysterria
Just look at todays home pagehttp://www.metoffice.gov.uk/

BROTHERS, SISTERS, INTERNATIONAL GREEN NUTTERS AROUND THE WORLD.

HOW WILL ADAPT TO CLIMATE CHANGE

"the way we've always done comrade"

"WHO SAID THAT"

Not one hand goes up for fear of losing their salary and very good
final salary pension in a world where the are becoming very rare.

OKAY COMRADES AND FELLOW LEFT_WING GREEN NUTTERS OF THE WORLD: NEXT ON
OUR AGENDA.

HOW YANKEE IMPERIALIST CAPITALISM GLOBAL WARMING WILL DEVASTATE OUR
GLORIOUS ERM. (capitalist thankyou very much)....... FIVE YEAR CROP
YIELDS.

ANY MORE QUESTION COMRADE FORECASTERS ABD INTERNATIONAL GREEN NUTTERS?

One hand raises nervously in the air.

"What happened to the last forecaster who asked a question?"

THAT COMRADE IS NOW EMPLOYED IN SALT DELIVERIES.

THE NEXT PRESIDIUM OF THE GLORIOUS CONGRESS OF FORECASTERS AND GREEN
NUTTERS WILL BE ATTENDED BY THE GREAT FATHER GORDON BROWNSKY.

Ok, this is all a bit tongue in cheek (or a couple of drinks!) - but
in your own way I think you are correct in principal. The Met Office
are just going with the flow. If todays fashion is global warming they
will go along with it and try and make money and as soon as the next
fashion of 'the coming ice age' arrives they will adjust their story.
It's just business - that's the way the system works today. I don't
believe a word any politician says and when it comes to tomorrows
weather I prefer to have a look at the satellite pic and draw my own
conclusions! (Doh, that is assuming they are putting out real satpics!)


---------------------------
Seen any cold spells in the last twenty years? I really don't know why but
the UK is warmer. Fact.



Also, I've noticed conspiracy theories sell well. ;-)



Not enough:
http://www.davidicke.com/content/view/1772/1772/


Dave.


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Pete L wrote:

Ok, this is all a bit tongue in cheek (or a couple of drinks!) - but
in your own way I think you are correct in principal.


No. He's talking a load of rubbish - as usual.

The Met Office
are just going with the flow. If todays fashion is global warming they
will go along with it and try and make money and as soon as the next
fashion of 'the coming ice age' arrives they will adjust their story.
It's just business - that's the way the system works today.


No. It's science.

--
Graham P Davis, Bracknell, Berks., UK. E-mail: newsman, not newsboy.
"What use is happiness? It can't buy you money." [Chic Murray, 1919-85]


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-(Doh, that is assuming they are putting out real satpics!)

It is pretty obvious to me that they do not. All evidence of flying
saucers has been removed. (Check any satpic to veryfy this.) If they
are willing to do that at the bidding of Gordon Brown, Tony Blair and
Maggie Thatcher, etc. then it makes one wonder if those clouds they
show are real. They claim that global warming will not only raise
temperatures but also cause more evaporation and clouds. Have they
added those clouds in order to justify increased funding to
investigate climate change?

I wrote to the Met Office about this, but they did not reply. Very
suspicious! Perhaps, I should write to the BBC and they could do a
Horizon program about it :-)

Cheers, Alastair.

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On Feb 17, 10:39*pm, "Dave Cornwell"
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"Pete L" wrote in message

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On 17 Feb, 15:27, wrote:
Jesus christ just going to the home page of UKMO reminds one of the
old Politburo or it's various news organs Pravda or say the Morning
Star. It's just full of whipped uo GW hysterria
Just look at todays home pagehttp://www.metoffice.gov.uk/


BROTHERS, SISTERS, INTERNATIONAL GREEN NUTTERS AROUND THE WORLD.


HOW WILL ADAPT TO CLIMATE CHANGE


"the way we've always done comrade"


"WHO SAID THAT"


Not one hand goes up for fear of losing their salary and very good
final salary pension in a world where the are becoming very rare.


OKAY COMRADES AND FELLOW LEFT_WING GREEN NUTTERS OF THE WORLD: NEXT ON
OUR AGENDA.


HOW YANKEE IMPERIALIST CAPITALISM *GLOBAL WARMING WILL DEVASTATE OUR
GLORIOUS ERM. (capitalist thankyou very much)....... FIVE YEAR CROP
YIELDS.


ANY MORE QUESTION COMRADE FORECASTERS ABD INTERNATIONAL GREEN NUTTERS?


One hand raises nervously in the air.


"What happened to the last forecaster who asked a question?"


THAT COMRADE IS NOW EMPLOYED IN SALT DELIVERIES.


THE NEXT PRESIDIUM OF THE GLORIOUS CONGRESS OF FORECASTERS AND GREEN
NUTTERS WILL BE ATTENDED BY THE GREAT FATHER GORDON BROWNSKY.


Ok, this is all a bit tongue in cheek (or a couple of drinks!) - but
in your own way I think you are correct in principal. The Met Office
are just going with the flow. If todays fashion is global warming they
will go along with it and try and make money and as soon as the next
fashion of 'the coming ice age' arrives they will adjust their story.
It's just business - that's the way the system works today. I don't
believe a word any politician says and when it comes to tomorrows
weather I prefer to have a look at the satellite pic and draw my own
conclusions! (Doh, that is assuming they are putting out real satpics!)


---------------------------
Seen any cold spells in the last twenty years? I really don't know why but
the UK is warmer. Fact.
Also, I've noticed conspiracy theories sell well. ;-)

Dave.- Hide quoted text -

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You know Patricia Hewitt got away with saying that 2005 was the
coldest winter for 40 odd years, no seemingly batted an eye-lid.Yet as
the Minister for health how long would it have taken to get the facts
from the same UKMO that professes to have such a good working
relationship with the NHS.

As for "Seen any cold spells in the last twenty years? " I think none
of us doubt that the world has become slightly warmer (regardless of
dodgy USA temps) however considering the age of the planet 4.5 billion
years; this predicted climate change must come as a bit of a shock to
poor old mother earth. I mean the poor old girl has never experienced
it before.

It's good to have open minded headlines on UKMO like

"Climate change may devastate crop yields" Oh yeah well we aint done
too bad in the last hundred years of warming have we and come to think
of it things seemed to improve after the little ice age. So why are
UKMO so adamant things are going to be worse. My god I'd love to look
at the poilitics of some of their leading figures.
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On Feb 18, 7:50 pm, wrote:
On Feb 17, 10:39 pm, "Dave Cornwell"



wrote:
"Pete L" wrote in message


...


On 17 Feb, 15:27, wrote:
Jesus christ just going to the home page of UKMO reminds one of the
old Politburo or it's various news organs Pravda or say the Morning
Star. It's just full of whipped uo GW hysterria
Just look at todays home pagehttp://www.metoffice.gov.uk/


BROTHERS, SISTERS, INTERNATIONAL GREEN NUTTERS AROUND THE WORLD.


HOW WILL ADAPT TO CLIMATE CHANGE


"the way we've always done comrade"


"WHO SAID THAT"


Not one hand goes up for fear of losing their salary and very good
final salary pension in a world where the are becoming very rare.


OKAY COMRADES AND FELLOW LEFT_WING GREEN NUTTERS OF THE WORLD: NEXT ON
OUR AGENDA.


HOW YANKEE IMPERIALIST CAPITALISM GLOBAL WARMING WILL DEVASTATE OUR
GLORIOUS ERM. (capitalist thankyou very much)....... FIVE YEAR CROP
YIELDS.


ANY MORE QUESTION COMRADE FORECASTERS ABD INTERNATIONAL GREEN NUTTERS?


One hand raises nervously in the air.


"What happened to the last forecaster who asked a question?"


THAT COMRADE IS NOW EMPLOYED IN SALT DELIVERIES.


THE NEXT PRESIDIUM OF THE GLORIOUS CONGRESS OF FORECASTERS AND GREEN
NUTTERS WILL BE ATTENDED BY THE GREAT FATHER GORDON BROWNSKY.


Ok, this is all a bit tongue in cheek (or a couple of drinks!) - but
in your own way I think you are correct in principal. The Met Office
are just going with the flow. If todays fashion is global warming they
will go along with it and try and make money and as soon as the next
fashion of 'the coming ice age' arrives they will adjust their story.
It's just business - that's the way the system works today. I don't
believe a word any politician says and when it comes to tomorrows
weather I prefer to have a look at the satellite pic and draw my own
conclusions! (Doh, that is assuming they are putting out real satpics!)


---------------------------
Seen any cold spells in the last twenty years? I really don't know why but
the UK is warmer. Fact.
Also, I've noticed conspiracy theories sell well. ;-)


Dave.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


You know Patricia Hewitt got away with saying that 2005 was the
coldest winter for 40 odd years, no seemingly batted an eye-lid.Yet as
the Minister for health how long would it have taken to get the facts
from the same UKMO that professes to have such a good working
relationship with the NHS.


I presume you meant she said it was the warmest for 40 years, or was
her mind on other things. I believe the Italians are going to throw
her husband in jail along with Belasconi, the Mafia's answer to Rupert
Murdoch and Maggie Thatcher rolled into one.


As for "Seen any cold spells in the last twenty years? " I think none
of us doubt that the world has become slightly warmer (regardless of
dodgy USA temps) however considering the age of the planet 4.5 billion
years; this predicted climate change must come as a bit of a shock to
poor old mother earth. I mean the poor old girl has never experienced
it before.


Last night on BBC 4 there was a repeat of an Iain Stewart's program.
He pointed out that although the planet will recover from whatever we
throw at it, we might not!

"As we pump carbon dioxide into the atmosphere we are threatening the
delicate balance - the way that life and the planet work together to
keep Earth safe for life. But the conclusion of our journey is a
surprising one - the Earth's systems are incredibly robust. It may
take a million years, but the Earth's systems will recover. It is us
humans who are likely to be found vulnerable."
http://www.plymouth.ac.uk/pages/view.asp?page=19849


It's good to have open minded headlines on UKMO like

"Climate change may devastate crop yields" Oh yeah well we aint done
too bad in the last hundred years of warming have we and come to think
of it things seemed to improve after the little ice age. So why are
UKMO so adamant things are going to be worse. My god I'd love to look
at the poilitics of some of their leading figures.


We have done very well over the last 100 years but as the newspapers
reported only two weeks ago:
PRICE OF FOOD SOARS TO ALL-TIME RECORD
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/...ll-time-record





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