I'd like to thank the BBC and the recent weather for making me use the
off switch.
(That's not true really, it's just that they have forced me to find a
reality check online for all the weasely crap they put out.

Now as soon as I see a presenter with a 25 meter expensive version of
the sort of tape measure that most builders would get the black
plackie Chinese version of, to measure a very small amount of snow;
it's just edifying to realise I am doing the right thing channel
hopping and hoping.... but... nope... Al Jazeera has more news from
the horse's mouth not the rear end.)

Nice one.