Another busy day and I have confess I'm a tad annoyed by a certain
post about me that was made yesterday. You know there are several
UK.Sci posters who are thick, ignorant, illiterate and unlike me and
my good fwends Jim and Woody , they are always insultingly wude to
people for the slightest mistake they may make or their opinions.
May I suggest the magic word to them TOLERANCE. My motto is a little
tolerance goes a long, long way, so these many stupid thick idiots
could learn a lot from me -if they were bright enough guffaw, guffaw,
guffaw.
Anyhow as all my readers know I'm not one to make predictions and I
won't me making any in the future but I do rather like long range
forecasting-and I don't mean saying what the weathers going to be like
from down the end of the garden guffaw, guffaw, guffaw. You know I am
so intelligent I sometimes wish I had multiple personality disorder so
I could share with others, guffaw , guffaw, guffaw. Anyhow back to
forecasting and my talent for being the best, do you low I can make up
to a thousand, yes a thousand daily forecast each day and all of them
verified as being correct, okay I'll accept I was wrong once when I
threw all caution to the wind and forecast up to 40 minutes ahead,
reckless devil that I am.

Anyhow good news on the Will Hand front, I spoke to Mr Bodgitt from
planning and building regs dept again today and he tells me the Will's
massive firewood shed that he has built may have to come down as
someone has logged a complaint, logged, do you get it guffaw, guffaw,
guffaw.
Anyhow must run as I have to get packing as I'm going to America
someone had better tweet Joe *******i eh' , the British are coming,
the British are coming. However being of the generous magnanimous
modest type, I'm quite prepared to bury the old hatchet with Joe and
give him some forecasting pointers I mean forecasting further than one
day ahead is plain daft and that's just for starters


Ciao Purfick me dears

Dullish


DISCLAIMER: Any resemblance to anyone using this NG is purely
coincidental.

On Fri, 29 Jul 2011 05:16:57 -0700, Lawrence13 wrote:


I sometimes wish I had multiple personality disorder

It has not been called that for rather a long time. You will have to
have dissociative identity disorder instead. This is much more logical
as one only has one personality, though maybe several identities.
And before you ask 'what about split personality?' that refers to a
single personality that has fractured, and is called schizophrenia.

--
Gianna (foac)
buchan-meteo.org.uk

On Jul 30, 5:24*pm, Giovanna Stefani wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jul 2011 05:16:57 -0700, Lawrence13 wrote:
I sometimes wish I had multiple personality disorder

It has not been called that for rather a long time. *You will have to
have dissociative identity disorder instead. *This is much more logical
as one only has one personality, though maybe several identities.
And before you ask 'what about split personality?' that refers to a
single personality that has fractured, and is called schizophrenia.

--
Gianna (foac)
buchan-meteo.org.uk

Hmmm Gianna I'm in two minds whether to reply.

On Jul 30, 5:24*pm, Giovanna Stefani wrote:
On Fri, 29 Jul 2011 05:16:57 -0700, Lawrence13 wrote:
I sometimes wish I had multiple personality disorder

It has not been called that for rather a long time. *You will have to
have dissociative identity disorder instead. *This is much more logical
as one only has one personality, though maybe several identities.
And before you ask 'what about split personality?' that refers to a
single personality that has fractured, and is called schizophrenia.

How do you know he doesn't have both?

If he is not talking to himself, perhaps he hasn't told him.