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I want us to all join in that wonderful old children's song


On the count of three
1....2......3




Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that group he made lots of friends
Ee i ee i oh!
With a IDIOT there a nut bar here,
here a nut you're a nut everyone is an idiot
Old Paul Garvey used UK sci
Ee i ee i oh

Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ee i oh!
And on the group he did forecast
Ee i ee i oh!
A model here and a model there
He changed with the models every bleedin' where
Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ee i oh!

Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that group he did insult
Ee i ee i oh!
With a right wing here and Tory there
He saw racists and fascist every bloody where
Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ee i oh

Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ee i oh
And on that Group he used sock puppets
Ee i ee i oh
With a Denis here, a Judith there, here a sock there a sock almost every fffing where a sock
Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ..............ee i................... oh.






Now its time for your digestive and cocoa and then bed.

Good night

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On 19/05/2014 23:21, Lawrence Jenkins wrote:
I want us to all join in that wonderful old children's song


On the count of three
1....2......3




Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that group he made lots of friends
Ee i ee i oh!
With a IDIOT there a nut bar here,
here a nut you're a nut everyone is an idiot
Old Paul Garvey used UK sci
Ee i ee i oh

Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ee i oh!
And on the group he did forecast
Ee i ee i oh!
A model here and a model there
He changed with the models every bleedin' where
Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ee i oh!

Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that group he did insult
Ee i ee i oh!
With a right wing here and Tory there
He saw racists and fascist every bloody where
Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ee i oh

Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ee i oh
And on that Group he used sock puppets
Ee i ee i oh
With a Denis here, a Judith there, here a sock there a sock almost every fffing where a sock
Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci
Ee i ..............ee i................... oh.






Now its time for your digestive and cocoa and then bed.

Good night



That's the best laugh I've had in ages, Larry.
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On Monday, 19 May 2014 23:21:44 UTC+1, Lawrence Jenkins wrote:
I want us to all join in that wonderful old children's song On the count of three 1....2......3 Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ee i oh! And on that group he made lots of friends Ee i ee i oh! With a IDIOT there a nut bar here, here a nut you're a nut everyone is an idiot Old Paul Garvey used UK sci Ee i ee i oh Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ee i oh! And on the group he did forecast Ee i ee i oh! A model here and a model there He changed with the models every bleedin' where Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ee i oh! Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ee i oh! And on that group he did insult Ee i ee i oh! With a right wing here and Tory there He saw racists and fascist every bloody where Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ee i oh Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ee i oh And on that Group he used sock puppets Ee i ee i oh With a Denis here, a Judith there, here a sock there a sock almost every fffing where a sock Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ..............ee i................... oh. Now its time for your digestive and cocoa and then bed. Good night


Keep the fire going, Lawrie, you moron. I've indulged you quite enough simply on the grounds of having met you. Not any more - you have now lost me.

Tudor Hughes, Warlingham, Surrey

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On Tuesday, 20 May 2014 00:56:21 UTC+1, Tudor Hughes wrote:
On Monday, 19 May 2014 23:21:44 UTC+1, Lawrence Jenkins wrote:

I want us to all join in that wonderful old children's song On the count of three 1....2......3 Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ee i oh! And on that group he made lots of friends Ee i ee i oh! With a IDIOT there a nut bar here, here a nut you're a nut everyone is an idiot Old Paul Garvey used UK sci Ee i ee i oh Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ee i oh! And on the group he did forecast Ee i ee i oh! A model here and a model there He changed with the models every bleedin' where Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ee i oh! Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ee i oh! And on that group he did insult Ee i ee i oh! With a right wing here and Tory there He saw racists and fascist every bloody where Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ee i oh Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ee i oh And on that Group he used sock puppets Ee i ee i oh With a Denis here, a Judith there, here a sock there a sock almost every fffing where a sock Old Paul Garvey used UK Sci Ee i ..............ee i................... oh. Now its time for your digestive and cocoa and then bed. Good night




Keep the fire going, Lawrie, you moron. I've indulged you quite enough simply on the grounds of having met you. Not any more - you have now lost me.



Tudor Hughes, Warlingham, Surrey


Stop moaning it's a joke for gods sake. As Billy Cotton said to George Mitchell

You need to lighten up.


So a drink at the Golden Lion is out of the question then?
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Tudor Hughes wrote:

Keep the fire going, Lawrie, you moron. I've indulged you quite enough
simply on the grounds of having met you. Not any more - you have now lost me.

Tudor Hughes, Warlingham, Surrey



But Mr J and Humpty are really MAD and so funny.


Don't you just wish you could hang out with them ? I'd like to go on the
bus with Humpty I bet he's so wild . .Wonder how long he'll keep us waiting
for his next Scouser joke ? They're so good what a card he is.

--
Reg


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You always know when you've got under the skin of a far right-wing idiot when they spend time starting threads about you, because all other arguments have been lost.

Next comes the foulness, insults and threats........
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On Tuesday, 20 May 2014 00:56:21 UTC+1, Tudor Hughes wrote:

Keep the fire going, Lawrie, you moron. I've indulged you quite enough simply on the grounds of having met you. Not any more - you have now lost me.


On Tuesday, 20 May 2014 06:09:25 UTC+1, Dawlish wrote:

Next comes the foulness, insults and threats........


This is possibly the last time I open a Jenkins' thread too but I have to take the opportunity to speak to you one last time.

Here we go then:
I can't threaten you because if I actually met you I would be sorry and ashamed for you. Online I am spared any such decency. There is nothing that anyone can do to insult you:

Anything above your comprehension will fly past you unseen and anything low enough to hit you will be absorbed and ignored. There is nothing low enough to get under your skin.

You have an irrational fundamentalism that is, I am sure, beyond even your own comprehension no matter what world it is you are occupying.


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On Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:15:40 UTC+1, Reverse Reg wrote:
Tudor Hughes wrote: Keep the fire going, Lawrie, you moron. I've indulged you quite enough simply on the grounds of having met you. Not any more - you have now lost me. Tudor Hughes, Warlingham, Surrey But Mr J and Humpty are really MAD and so funny. Don't you just wish you could hang out with them ? I'd like to go on the bus with Humpty I bet he's so wild . .Wonder how long he'll keep us waiting for his next Scouser joke ? They're so good what a card he is. -- Reg


Well at least if you travel with Joe you'll be safe in the knowledge if you become suddenly ill Joe would be the man to help you out, unlike some here who in their own words would ignore you.
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On Tuesday, 20 May 2014 06:09:25 UTC+1, Dawlish wrote:
You always know when you've got under the skin of a far right-wing idiot when they spend time starting threads about you, because all other arguments have been lost. Next comes the foulness, insults and threats......


Again: Oh the irony Judith.
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On 20/05/2014 09:19, Lawrence Jenkins wrote:
On Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:15:40 UTC+1, Reverse Reg wrote:
Tudor Hughes wrote: Keep the fire going, Lawrie, you moron. I've indulged you quite enough simply on the grounds of having met you. Not any more - you have now lost me. Tudor Hughes, Warlingham, Surrey But Mr J and Humpty are really MAD and so funny. Don't you just wish you could hang out with them ? I'd like to go on the bus with Humpty I bet he's so wild . .Wonder how long he'll keep us waiting for his next Scouser joke ? They're so good what a card he is. -- Reg


Well at least if you travel with Joe you'll be safe in the knowledge if you become suddenly ill Joe would be the man to help you out, unlike some here who in their own words would ignore you.


I know how to do CPR. When I was on my first aid course, there was a
disabled bloke in a wheelchair, that didn’t like the idea of giving CPR
to a male dummy. To me that dislike to kissing men is put to the back
of my mind, and what is very prominent to me is to save someone's life,
as ALL life is sacred. Unlike the left wingers, that allowed thousands
of human abortions every year, as a lifestyle choice.


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