From the head of UKMO Neville Chamberpot

"The settlement of the weather model problem in a possible AGW world, which has now been achieved is, in my view, only the prelude to a larger settlement in which all Europe and the world may find far accurate Long Range Forecasts. This morning I had another talk with the director of wetterzentrale. Herr Brass Monkton, and here is the paper which bears his name upon it as well as mine. Some of you, perhaps, have already heard what it contains but I would just like to read it to you: ' ...

"We regard the model upgrades and agreements signed last night by all proper meteorologist and climate scientist not in the pay of massive grants as symbolic of the desire of all our peoples never again to waste money on toboggans, anti-freeze, snow shovels and those stupid thermal underpants that Dawlish wears. I give you SNOW IN OUR TIME."

On 13/01/2015 00:24, Lawrence Jenkins wrote:

From the head of UKMO Neville Chamberpot

"The settlement of the weather model problem in a possible AGW world, which has now been
achieved is, in my view, only the prelude to a larger settlement in which all Europe and
the world may find far accurate Long Range Forecasts. This morning I had another talk with
the director of wetterzentrale. Herr Brass Monkton, and here is the paper which bears
his name upon it as well as mine. Some of you, perhaps, have already heard what it contains
but I would just like to read it to you: ' ...

"We regard the model upgrades and agreements signed last night by all proper meteorologist
and climate scientist not in the pay of massive grants as symbolic of the desire of all
our peoples never again to waste money on toboggans, anti-freeze, snow shovels and those
stupid thermal underpants that Dawlish wears. I give you SNOW IN OUR TIME."

How long before they send for that nice Mr Church-hall?

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Brian W Lawrence
Wantage
Oxfordshire

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Lawrence Jenkins writes
From the head of UKMO Neville Chamberpot

"The settlement of the weather model problem in a possible AGW world,
which has now been achieved is, in my view, only the prelude to a
larger settlement in which all Europe and the world may find far
accurate Long Range Forecasts. This morning I had another talk with the
director of wetterzentrale. Herr Brass Monkton, and here is the paper
which bears his name upon it as well as mine. Some of you, perhaps,
have already heard what it contains but I would just like to read it to
you: ' ...

"We regard the model upgrades and agreements signed last night by all
proper meteorologist and climate scientist not in the pay of massive
grants as symbolic of the desire of all our peoples never again to
waste money on toboggans, anti-freeze, snow shovels and those stupid
thermal underpants that Dawlish wears. I give you SNOW IN OUR TIME."



But if I was the director of Wetterzentrale I'd say "Don't shoot the
messenger".
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I'm not paid to implement the recognition of irony.
(Taken, with the author's permission, from a LiveJournal post)