Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday
afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get
them thinking.

“Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person
to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off.� said the teacher.


'Who is credited with writing the phrase, 'To be or not to be, that is
the question’?� asked the teacher.

Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out, 'Shakespeare'.

'Well done!' said the teacher, 'You can have Monday off.�

'No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture
to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard.'
said Little Pham Lam Nguyen.

'Well okay,' said the teacher.

The next quote is, “I had a dream!�

Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out “I bereiva it was Martin
Ruther King!�

“Well done!� said the teacher. 'You can have Monday off�

“No thanka you miss I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take time
offa school. Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday
studying hard too.� said little Fri Sum Kat.

'Okay,' said the teacher.

Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, “F***ing Asians!�

“Who said that?� yelled the teacher in an angry tone.

“Donald Trump!� yelled little Johnny. “See ya Tuesday ............�

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