Such a shame the flowerpotmen are leaving us I hope. The aptly named Guardian has come up wth the solution to the electrifying nightmare they are setting us up for.

So good of the greens to adapt the hippifying greenery:
https://www.theguardian.com/science/...ent-bioscience.

The term arse clowns is something else that can be adapted from the Americas to describe the situation. I wonder how long it will be before the penny drops.