'Furiouser and furiouser!' thought Weatherlawyer (he was so... not much surprised but for the moment he quite forgot about using what has been insultingly described as doggerel) 'now the charts are opening out like the largest eruption that ever was noticed so far!

Good-bye, forumites!' (for when he looked down at their discussions, they seemed to be completely beyond the pale, they were still not getting it so far.) 'Oh, my poor little followers, I wonder who will put you out of your misery?

I'm sure I shan't be able! I shall be a great deal far too busy to trouble myself about you: you must manage the best way you can; —but I must be kind to them,' thought Weatherlawyer, 'for perhaps they won't see the way they need to go. Let me see: I'll give them another good kicking then find somewhere better to go and play.'

El Hierro perhaps?

Ha:

Volcanic unrest at El Hierro (Canary Islands): activity updates
new pulse of volcanic tremor near La Restinga ?
Update Mon 17 Mar 08:57

Current seismic signal at CRST station in La Restinga (IGN)
Current seismic spectrum and tremor amplitude (CRST station)
Depth vs time of earthquakes at El Hierro volcano during the past 30 days

What looks like a new swarm of earthquakes accompanied by strong harmonic tremor appeared on the southernmost seismic station at La Restinga. If it is not due to some local, human-induced work or malfunction, it suggests that the quakes are very shallow, since they don't appear on the signals of other stations.
Whatever is happening there will probably become clearer soon.
The latest earthquake swarm in the NE part of the island had more or less stopped during the past 24 hours. Some GPS stations showed 2-4 cm uplift during the weekend, which supports the idea of a new deep magma intrusion.

https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/elh...-activity.html

https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/elh...-activity.html

Well, said Weatherlawyer; again not surprised, it looks like there are still plenty of fish in the sea and some of them are by no means half baked. Oh dear!! he expleted, having just thought to check the date; Bloody March the 17th!!

And how on earth do you suppose a vent is going to affect the weather running straight to earth like a good Marine?