"James Brown" wrote in message
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The wife suggested a thread on the lines of the 'I'm sorry I haven't a
clue' prog.

Oh, we are honoured .... it's that well-known TV weatherman with
four old girlfriends in tow ... there's Miss Bitz, that's Fluffy Bitz,
bright'n breezy as always ... just behind her, a vision in grey, is
Miss T Ann Merky ... and there's Miss Dismal, my, my, she does
look gloomy, does dull Ann Dismal ... not so Alicia --
Alicia smiled!

And now, place your hands together, for the famous
medium, Neville Instability ... really dolled up to the nines
tonight ... yes, he is ... he's wearing his Spanish plume and
his sequined cloak, my, that really is a high-valued cape.
Right behind him are his best friends, Al Tocumuluscastellanus
and Anne Ville who turn in our direction to give us a frontal
wave.

Philip Eden

(There's a rude one too, but you'll have to ask for it)

James Brown wrote here on 22 Feb 2004:

Any more?

James

Mr and Mrs Inn-Head and their son Mal.

Unfortunately the invitation to Mr and Mrs Isterre and their daughter
Finn has been withdrawn to avoid any diplomatic incidents.

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It does occur to me that anyone who hasn't listened to Radio 4 (or the
World Service), and more generally anyone from anywhere other than the
UK must be wondering what on earth all this is about ... and why the
thread grew so quickly!

There must be a possibility of a meteorological 'Mornington Crescent'
game, but the rules are so fiendish and I can't see how the
Clausius-Clapeyron variation could be employed ..... ;-)

Martin.

"Martin Rowley" wrote in
message ...
It does occur to me that anyone who hasn't listened to
Radio 4 (or the
World Service), and more generally anyone from anywhere
other than the
UK must be wondering what on earth all this is about ...
and why the
thread grew so quickly!

There must be a possibility of a meteorological
'Mornington Crescent'
game, but the rules are so fiendish and I can't see how
the
Clausius-Clapeyron variation could be employed ..... ;-)

Martin.


Oooh, look! There's the overweight Countess in her dodgy
Nissan which only works occasionally. It's heavy raine and
sunny interludes.

Robert

(TudorHgh) wrote in
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Not forgetting their daughter from a previous marriage - Storm.

Daughter? The former (and maybe present) photographic editor of Weather
was Storm Dunlop, who's definitely a bloke. I've met him.

Believe it or not, there used to be a girl called "Autumn Forecast" at my
primary school...!

Richard

James asks...

Any more?

Mr & Mrs Midity with their son Hugh and his Brother-in-Law (a Relative of Hugh
Midity).

From Wales, Mr & Mrs Vergance, with son Dai.

Also from Wales, the Rections, with son Wynn Dai.

Mr & Mrs Twilby-Milde and their annoying son, Alistair.

Mr & Mrs Purcell with their angry daughter, Sue.


My lot :-)


Kevin

"SpursKevin" wrote in message
...
James asks...

Any more?

.... they're still coming in the door! Mr and Mrs Andspoint, and their
son, Norm (just lift that parcel out of the way boy).

Martin.

"Richard Dixon" wrote
Believe it or not, there used to be a girl called "Autumn Forecast" at my
primary school...!

It's off topic, but I can't resist mentioning the name of a girl at my
wife's school that she still giggles about donkey's years later:
Faye Lopian

Jack

James Brown wrote here on 22 Feb 2004:

Any more?


A guy called Wayne turned up on his own, and, late because he was not organised.

J.

Any more?

Mr and Mrs Proth and their daughter Kay

Mr and Mrs Herze and their son Lew

Mr and Mrs Baillie and their not-quite-next-door neighbours Shannon and
..... Val, ain'tcha?

Anne